Content Post The 2011 season: The Jets Suck (merged a lot)

[IcyPatriot]

Re: The 2011 season: The Jets Suck(merged)

This is... too easy.




Mark Sanchez GQ September 2011 Cover Story: Profiles: GQ

I hope he gets sacked more than any Jet QB in history.

 

[Snarf]

OT: Breaking News in New York!

NEW YORK, (NY)--NY Jets football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach Rex Ryan immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.

 

[Dimitri_0515]

Re: OT: Breaking News in New York!

NEW YORK, (NY)--NY Jets football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Head coach Rex Ryan immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.

Terrorists!

 

[Deus Irae]

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The joke strikes early this year.

 

[Snarf]

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I find it funny every year

 

[jah]

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I feel like this joke might need to go into hiding until we actually prove to be better than them.

 

[reflexblue]

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Could be Buress dropped his stash.

 

[RobAllan]

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I feel like this joke might need to go into hiding until we actually prove to be better than them.

I don't know that we're not, but I do think the joke is funnier with teams that aren't good.

 

[eom]

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YEAH, THAT'D BE FUNNIER IF THEY WEREN'T BEATING OUR ASS.
OOPScapsoff

 

[Nikolai]

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You guys act like the Jest dominate the Pats all the time.

 

[PushnPencils]

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You guys act like the Jest dominate the Pats all the time.

Dominate is the wrong word. More like...beat us when it counts.

I live comfortable in the fact that our defense has not been a chamionship winning defense the last few years.

I am also comfortable in the fact that the organization has noticed it too.

This will be Myra's year....nothing will stop that.

 

[Keyser Söze]

Re: The 2011 season: The Jets Suck(merged)

Just saw that some guy on gangreen is saying he's going to show the playoff win DVD against us to his grandchildren

That's what happens when your team has been a joke for 43 years, playoff wins are SB wins.

 

[Bronx Jet]

Re: The 2011 season: The Jets Suck(merged)

Just saw that some guy on gangreen is saying he's going to show the playoff win DVD against us to his grandchildren

That's what happens when your team has been a joke for 43 years, playoff wins are SB wins.

My grandchildren hopefully won't care. But a playoff win vs. A divisional rival is as sweet as it gets, no?

Btw, Mcourty better than Revis? Don't say that in public

 

[Ring 6]

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Dominate is the wrong word. More like...beat us when it counts.

I live comfortable in the fact that our defense has not been a chamionship winning defense the last few years.

I am also comfortable in the fact that the organization has noticed it too.

This will be Myra's year....nothing will stop that.

The 'beat us when it counts' a grand total of 1 time

 

[Joker]

Re: The 2011 season: The Jets Suck(merged)

But a playoff win vs. A divisional rival is as sweet as it gets, no?

how sweet is 42 years straight of NOTHING???

 

[Lurks_All_Day]

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My grandchildren hopefully won't care. But a playoff win vs. A divisional rival is as sweet as it gets, no?

Btw, Mcourty better than Revis? Don't say that in public

Gets banned for less at a jest board.
Just sayin.

 

[TriplecHamp]

Re: The 2011 season: The Jets Suck(merged)

nice catch by plax, even nicer push-off...

 

[Rob0729]

Re: The 2011 season: The Jets Suck(merged)

Although I don't like posting in a generic Jets suck thread, I didn't think seems to be worthy of another thread.

The Jets have looked pretty mediocre tonight for the most part. Yes, it is preseason and it is raining, but they have not been spectacular on either side of the ball. They benefitted Andrew Dalton playing like crap early for two gift INTs, but overall once Dalton settled down the Jets defense allowed him to drive for a TD. Sanchez other than a one play drive and their current drive (he and Keller have developed a rhythm) has been inconsistent at best. LT looks done. Their o-line has not have been blocking well (Moore is out though).

NOTE: Sanchez did just hit an open Burress for a 26 yard TD on an all out blitz. It is under review though.

 

[Lurks_All_Day]

Re: The 2011 season: The Jets Suck(merged)

nice catch by plax, even nicer push-off...

Push-off from the dirt, I thought.

 

[Keyser Söze]

Re: The 2011 season: The Jets Suck(merged)

My grandchildren hopefully won't care. But a playoff win vs. A divisional rival is as sweet as it gets, no?
Btw, Mcourty better than Revis? Don't say that in public

Actually no, but Jest fans have watched a pathetic excuse for an NFL team for 43 years now. So for you green beaners its like winning a SB, something you guys don't actually do.


McCourty owns Revis