OT: Jimmy G on a date with a porn star...

[mosi]

So if anyone had doubt, no Jimmy G is not Tom Brady.

 

[Tony2046]

Jimmy's in the Bay Area. He could waltz into any random bar in SF and pull much hotter strange than this wildebeest. I don't get it.

I don't get much either lately. Need to work on my Tinder profile I guess.

 

[Uptown]

Jafar must’ve sent her smh.

 

[YOUGOTMOSSED]

That's some nasty sh!t ... wtf Jimmy.

Good lord!
I'm a washed up middle aged man and I can do much better than that. You're the 2nd highest paid QB in the league and considered by many to be handsome.
C'mon, man!

 

[neuronet]

Good lord!
I'm a washed up middle aged man and I can do much better than that. You're the 2nd highest paid QB in the league and considered by many to be handsome.
C'mon, man!

I find her attractive, everyone has their type. Plus, she has a PhD in physics.

Ok I made that last part up.

 

[YOUGOTMOSSED]

I find her attractive, everyone has their type. Plus, she has a PhD in physics.

Ok I made that last part up.

To each his own, I guess. Some guys go for that flabby badonkadonk but I just don't see what's appealing about it.

 

[Tony2046]

I find her attractive, everyone has their type. Plus, she has a PhD in physics.

Ok I made that last part up.

Yeah I like a little extra meat on the bone as well. She may not have a PhD but I'm sure she could discuss inflation rates in a vacuum environment.

 

[Clonamery]

Yeah I like a little extra meat on the bone as well. She may not have a PhD but I'm sure she could discuss inflation rates in a vacuum environment.

Why they need a vacuum?

 

[everlong]

If she lands on him he'll look back fondly on the Kiko Alonso hit and only missing a few games.

 

[Arialgg]

Uhh Brady sleezed around with Tara Reid, who is/was super trashy... basically on the same level of a porn star in terms of how respectable she was

He's young, I doubt he'll be marrying this chick... just wants some of that BOOTTAAAYYY!!

In Brady’s defense... when he was with Tara Reid she was actually decently hot..just off the success of American Pie 2,hadn’t had any wonky body work done...25-26 yrs old..running around with *NSYNC boys...
I don’t think you can compare her to a 41 yr old adult film star.

 

[ZoisKing]

Probably hoping for some real good sex without any lingering emotional attachment. Can't fault him for that.

As far as her particular sexual profile, I'd say she's on the opposite side of the spectrum of what I'd prefer. To each his own though.

 

[JarOfMayo51]

In Brady’s defense... when he was with Tara Reid she was actually decently hot..just off the success of American Pie 2,hadn’t had any wonky body work done...25-26 yrs old..running around with *NSYNC boys...
I don’t think you can compare her to a 41 yr old adult film star.

It appears my memory of timelines was off the mark hehe

I take back that she was trashy while Brady was with her.. I think he'll be able to get over it lol

But I think we can l agree that she turned into a total train wreck after Brady. I guess if I was dumped by Brady id probably go into a downward spiral too

You know, now I'm curious what has become of Tara Reid so that will be a Google search later tonight

 

[JarOfMayo51]

i actually had to go look that up.

I'm so sorry

 

[IcyPatriot]

Good on Jimmy that he can fill that up.

 

[JarOfMayo51]

Girthy banger might be one of my new favorite terms

Kontra is going to get me in trouble with my wife now because I'll be referring to mine as a girthy banger all weekend

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

You know, now I'm curious what has become of Tara Reid so that will be a Google search later tonight

Serious? She's been immortalized in Sharknado 1 - 10(?). She's the Gronk to Ian Ziering's Brady in those movies. She's a first ballot pop culture HOF inductee thanks to those performances.

Regards,
Chris

 

[oceansizer]

I find her attractive, everyone has their type. Plus, she has a PhD in physics.

Ok I made that last part up.

After a few drinks I would start considering her as attractive.

 

[Ring 6]

After a few drinks I would start considering her as attractive.

A few drinks of what? Turpentine?

 

[oceansizer]

A few drinks of what? Turpentine?

Of moonshine.

 

[Tony2046]

Why they need a vacuum?

Oh you know, temperature changes, ideal gas laws, wet balls in a vacuum chamber,

It's all scientific you know.