New England Patriots Unveil Nor'easter NFL Rivalries Uniform

[Actual Pats Fan]

Let me have a go at translating:



Followed by:

Something... something... Media/Ben Dreith. Something... something... Sullivans

Closing out:

DOUG FLUTIE!!!

Speaking of Dreith, here is the number of teams that had appeared in the Super Bowl up to 1976:

10

And prior to the Patriots' belated first appearance nine years later:

15

So dismissing the Patriots as bad or irrelevant also dismisses 1/2-2/3 of the entire league.

 

[Joey007]

Let me have a go at translating:



Followed by:

Something... something... Media/Ben Dreith. Something... something... Sullivans

Closing out:

DOUG FLUTIE!!!

This is what I signed up for.

 

[imahobgoblin]

I feel like I just read the menu at an upscale, high end restaurant that serves feces and urine.

What type of mental illness would cause a person to write something like that?

 

[imahobgoblin]

Kraft spends a lot of money for this.

Reminds me of those promotional films of the Japanese -American concentration camps depicting them as fun summer camps.

You are an idiot. Kraft isn't spending money on this. Every team in the league is getting a version and they are rolling out over the next few seasons. Why do you drunk, high, or ignorant posters even come here?

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

What type of mental illness would cause a person to write something like that?

I don't know, probably because I've never been diagnosed.

Sorry.

 

[Actual Pats Fan]

You are an idiot. Kraft isn't spending money on this. Every team in the league is getting a version and they are rolling out over the next few seasons. Why do you drunk, high, or ignorant posters even come here?

Seriously, so this is a league thing. Okay, but Kraft definitely has got to be fully in charge of the design and those words.

 

[captain stone]

Are we the Titans?

Looks like the franchise is making a major effort to move up from looking like a bad high school team to a nondescript college team whose football program is already set to be discontinued.

I think if you hate your local team because the faults of the owner are magnified by local and thus national media and you haven't won a title despite being very good and coming closer than most other teams, and all the amazing plays and wins by countless great players do nothing to draw your admiration and pride, you're not a fan.

When you have the best logo and uniform in sports on top of all that and you trash it because ownership went bankrupt and let the best quarterback of the decade spend his prime in another country, you might as well trash and replace the American flag.

 

[captain stone]

Because Pat the Patriot brought us so much winning. Right or wrong…the Flying Elvis symbolizes Dynasties. I like Dynasties.

You do realize, don't you, that Elvis won us a total of Zero games...?

 

[Zuma]

You do realize, don't you, that Elvis won us a total of Zero games...?

Don’t talk like that

 

[captain stone]

They don't look like a noreaster they look more like a light shower

Or, if Mark Twain himself were here to see them, like a summer's day in San Francisco...