My mission statement

[Miguel]

is to help increase a better understanding of the NFL salary cap among my fellow Patriots fans in a friendly manner.

 

[Mack Herron]

A noble objective Master. But first I am going to try to master quantum mechanics.

 

[Va_Pats_Fan]

Can you also help with understanding my wife, and women in general?

 

[Jackson 2]

Can you also help with understanding my wife, and women in general?

Good luck, brother. You've got a better chance of mastering Chinese calculus blindfolded.

 

[strngplyr]

is to help increase a better understanding of the NFL salary cap among my fellow Patriots fans in a friendly manner.

You lost me at NFL, which salary cap are we referring to, National Football League or National Flag League?

I hate that they're letting two leagues use the same initials, it's so confusing!

 

[shmessy]

Oh God, I hope this isn't going to involve math......

 

[signbabybrady]

Mission accomplished. Keep it up.

 

[Tunescribe]

Can you also help with understanding my wife, and women in general?

I share your angst. But the man's a salary cap wiz, not a miracle worker.

 

[Huckleberry1]

is to help increase a better understanding of the NFL salary cap among my fellow Patriots fans in a friendly manner.

You have been about a decade ahead of the pack Miguel, Pats fans have been spoiled by your efforts for a long time. Thanks........

 

[Joker]

Can you also help with understanding my wife, and women in general?

I take my wife everywhere I go...she finds her way home...

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

I for one will be crushed were we to find out that Miguel is really a wicked pissah app created by Ian.

 

[Sicilian]

is to help increase a better understanding of the NFL salary cap among my fellow Patriots fans in a friendly manner.

Too late man, Felger already beat you to it. There are four steps:

1) Sign everybody.
2) Re-structure everybody.
3) Move the money around and stuff.
4) Championship.

 

[Galeb]

Oh God, I hope this isn't going to involve math......

 

[Off The Grid]

Too late man, Felger already beat you to it. There are four steps:

1) Sign everybody.
2) Re-structure everybody.
3) Move the money around and stuff.
4) Championship.

Reasons this is The Coolest Post Ever:

01 ~ Any Post that ranks on Feltcher the Verminous Excrement oozes "Win".
02 ~ It was very cleverly done.
03 ~ It subtly evokes the classic WhosYourDaddy "Championship" Line, for Extra Credit.
04 ~ It also somehow ~ despite having 4 Steps, not 3 ~ captures the Cadence & Spirit of The Internationally Renowned & Universally Admired UnderPants Gnomes ~ For The Win!!

 

[Galeb]

Reasons this is The Coolest Post Ever:

01 ~ Any Post that ranks on Feltcher the Verminous Excrement oozes "Win".
02 ~ It was very cleverly done.
03 ~ It subtly evokes the classic WhosYourDaddy "Championship" Line, for Extra Credit.
04 ~ It also somehow ~ despite having 4 Steps, not 3 ~ captures the Cadence & Spirit of The Internationally Renowned & Universally Admired UnderPants Gnomes ~ For The Win!!

I wanna hear your mission statement. Fnordcicle's too.

 

[Sicilian]

Reasons this is The Coolest Post Ever:

01 ~ Any Post that ranks on Feltcher the Verminous Excrement oozes "Win".
02 ~ It was very cleverly done.
03 ~ It subtly evokes the classic WhosYourDaddy "Championship" Line, for Extra Credit.
04 ~ It also somehow ~ despite having 4 Steps, not 3 ~ captures the Cadence & Spirit of The Internationally Renowned & Universally Admired UnderPants Gnomes ~ For The Win!!

OTG, you are a gentleman and a scholar. I debated the used of a ??? step, but thought it would be overplayed. Thank you for keeping the spirit alive!

 

[Off The Grid]

I wanna hear your mission statement. Fnordcicle's too.

Honored, Sir.

Will Try to Comply.

First I must sleep.

 

[Ring 6]

is to help increase a better understanding of the NFL salary cap among my fellow Patriots fans in a friendly manner.

You are succeeding

 

[PATSNUTme]

is to help increase a better understanding of the NFL salary cap among my fellow Patriots fans in a friendly manner.

And to make it easier for the sports media to steal your work without giving you credit.

 

[patchick]

Miguel has inspired me to hone my own mission. So far, this is all I've got: