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Kellerman walks back his "cliff" take...sort of

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I still remember the first time I ever saw Sam Kinison. It was on Letterman. He started his act like a normal comedian and eventually asks some guy in the audience if he was getting married. When the guy nodded, Kinison goes “Now look at this face. It’s the face of marriage. IT’S THE FACE OF HELL!!! DON’T DO IT!! DON’T DO IT!!” And on from there. I was almost literally ROTFL.
 
I still remember the first time I ever saw Sam Kinison. It was on Letterman. He started his act like a normal comedian and eventually asks some guy in the audience if he was getting married. When the guy nodded, Kinison goes “Now look at this face. It’s the face of marriage. IT’S THE FACE OF HELL!!! DON’T DO IT!! DON’T DO IT!!” And on from there. I was almost literally ROTFL.

Here it is at the 1:20 mark
 
I still remember the first time I ever saw Sam Kinison. It was on Letterman. He started his act like a normal comedian and eventually asks some guy in the audience if he was getting married. When the guy nodded, Kinison goes “Now look at this face. It’s the face of marriage. IT’S THE FACE OF HELL!!! DON’T DO IT!! DON’T DO IT!!” And on from there. I was almost literally ROTFL.

I was watching that at the time. He asked his freinds to kill him if they loved him. A masterpiece
 
Couldn’t sleep last night so was youtubing pats stuff and first take / whatever the show shannon sharpe is on came up on related vids with discussion of the chiefs game. Good God, had you missed the game you’d have thought the chiefs won by how they were talking. Nice reninder why i stopped watching bspn
 
Kellerman also said the Yankees are now the Sox *****es.. which I agree with
 
SS is on Fox Sports these days.
 
I can’t listen to them guys any more. Convolluted nonsense sets it off. The sad part is they are not just saying stuff to rile up people, they believe it

Tend to agree. I live in the Mid-west, thus I don't get the local talk radio. I typically mute the tv during games. Although, I have not muted Tony yet. When traveling I might flip on ESPN but will not subject myself to Smith or Bayless. Lost all credibility with Mortensen and of course the local guy.....I habitually visit this site daily. If a football reference is made I come here for comments. The knowledge here is sophisticated and can base opinions from the various posts.
 
I can't decide which is worse.

Listening to Kellerman
or
Telling your anonymous friends about it
 
Kellerman : im only 7 weeks off on my cliff prediction, lets see next week
 
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For the married people on this board, is marriage that bad? The older folks I talk to have asked me “Are you married”. I say “no”. And the they say “don’t ever get married”. Lol.
 
For the married people on this board, is marriage that bad? The older folks I talk to have asked me “Are you married”. I say “no”. And the they say “don’t ever get married”. Lol.
With the right person, it's a dream ( 31 plus years for me)
With the wrong person...it can be a life sentence.......
 
For the married people on this board, is marriage that bad? The older folks I talk to have asked me “Are you married”. I say “no”. And the they say “don’t ever get married”. Lol.

Don’t listen to them. It really depends who you marry. I have a great marriage. The real key to it all is to be supportive to each other.
 
For the married people on this board, is marriage that bad? The older folks I talk to have asked me “Are you married”. I say “no”. And the they say “don’t ever get married”. Lol.
Find the right person and you have your best friend...I can attest with 16 years and two awesome kids... Every marriage had it's ups and downs but with faith, hope and love y'all get through it!
 
For the married people on this board, is marriage that bad? The older folks I talk to have asked me “Are you married”. I say “no”. And the they say “don’t ever get married”. Lol.
take a tip from your ol' Unca Joe....marriage? why ruin a good relationship........

also, there is the "Marriage Is A Three Ring Circus" theorem
1)First...the engagement ring

2)then...the wedding ring....

3) and then....the SUFFERING!
 
One of my favorite comedians of all time. Damn, was his one liners funny. The way he deliverers it and faces he makes is hilarious.
Easy Money is the most underrated Rodney movie and comedy of all time.
 
For the married people on this board, is marriage that bad? The older folks I talk to have asked me “Are you married”. I say “no”. And the they say “don’t ever get married”. Lol.
Depends on who you marry, and probably why you marry as well.
Someone smarter than me once said men marry women hoping they wont change, women marry men hoping they will change.
 
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