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Kellerman walks back his "cliff" take...sort of

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<piano and guitar>Why should I care? Whyyyy should I care?<mad piano, percussion, guitar, and horns>

I'll tell you why I care... because after a great game, I want to listen to talk about my hometown sports team, from people who care about the team. New Yorkers have that... the hosts here care about the local teams! Wow! Unlike these toolbags with their calculated negative talk designed to stir me up. To me, that is just sick, and I blame the radio station for catering to that with this show. You can talk about the aspects of the game that didn't look so good... Tyreek Hill vs. the secondary, Brady's brain cramp... but when they do so with the express intent of stirring the pot, it is sick. Again, I blame the station for craving ratings and enabling these two a-holes.



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And a pleasant day to you, my good sir!
 
Kellerman, shut up. All the quarterbacks have been playing under these same rules. To be fair I don't like it either, but why Max Dipshit, did you wait until it was a play involving Tom Brady to lose your mind and jump on your soap box? Hmmmm?
 
I sexually assaulted Sally Kellerman with a bag of marshmallows and some bees honey once....(too graphic?)

 
Basically Kellerman trying to save face
 
I knew a guy who had a conversation with Kellerman once and it went like this:


 
I cannot stand Max Kellerman, especially that face with a cold sore or herpe or a mix of STDs.
 
I’d tell him to go back to rap music but he sucks at that too
 
I'll tell you why I care... because after a great game, I want to listen to talk about my hometown sports team, from people who care about the team. New Yorkers have that... the hosts here care about the local teams! Wow! Unlike these toolbags with their calculated negative talk designed to stir me up. To me, that is just sick, and I blame the radio station for catering to that with this show. You can talk about the aspects of the game that didn't look so good... Tyreek Hill vs. the secondary, Brady's brain cramp... but when they do so with the express intent of stirring the pot, it is sick. Again, I blame the station for craving ratings and enabling these two a-holes.



<rant off>

And a pleasant day to you, my good sir!
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.

Pig Vomit: How can that be?

Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."

Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?

Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.

Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?

Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."
 
Boxing Boy never learns.
 
Researcher: The average radio listener listens for eighteen minutes. The average Howard Stern fan listens for - are you ready for this? - an hour and twenty minutes.

Pig Vomit: How can that be?

Researcher: Answer most commonly given? "I want to see what he'll say next."

Pig Vomit: Okay, fine. But what about the people who hate Stern?

Researcher: Good point. The average Stern hater listens for two and a half hours a day.

Pig Vomit: But... if they hate him, why do they listen?

Researcher: Most common answer? "I want to see what he'll say next."
That movie is so good, thoroughly entertaining and funny from start to finish.
 
I can't watch either SAS or Kellerman. The ego driven nonsense is not the type of stuff I can tune in to. Having said that, I don't mind Shannon and Skip. Skip's FOS, but when not paired with SAS, he's watchable. Plus, he fluffs Brady quite a bit...doesn't hurt.
 
You guys should have heard them kissing Rodgers butt when he beat the 1-4 Niners. Doing so solidified their opinion he is the greatest qb and football player ever then they went on to give excuses for why he only had 1 Super Bowl win. While the day before Brady beat a 5-0 team.
 
Sally Kellerman in back to school with Rodney Dangerfield absolute classic 80s comedy.

Call me some time when you have no class!
 
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