JETS SUCK 2022 EDITION (OFFICIAL): A SALACIOUS SAGA OF SLEAZY SHENANIGANS

[Bill Lee]

Well, that didn't take long.

 

[Tunescribe]

Well, that didn't take long.

It’s the stank. He was unprepared and it blindsided him.

 

[Joker]

the stank is rank...and you can take that to the bank..

 

[Tunescribe]

the stank is rank...and you can take that to the bank..

To be frank, if it gets bad enough, the stank could make the Jete tank.

 

[Bill Lee]

 

[Joker]

Found out where the DDD is spending all his time in NYC....(DDD stands for Discount Double Dork for those unfamiliar ith the weirdo Aaron)

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[Bill Lee]

 

[JetFan79]

Robert Saleh thinks Jets are one of 6-8 teams with legitimate chance to win Super Bowl - ProFootballTalk

Rob is a wise man.

Though it can all fall apart with a simple injury. Just like it did with Favre.

 

[Joker]

Rob is a wise man.

Though it can all fall apart with a simple injury. Just like it did with Favre.

"legitimate chance"??? you got a better chance of seeing God

 

[Tunescribe]

They're dropping like flies! Obviously, their bodies are trying to tell them something. ("I don't like it here! It smells! stay away!")

 

[Tunescribe]

Rob is a wise man.

Though it can all fall apart with a simple injury. Just like it did with Favre.

 

[JetEngine]

Lmao one thing I wouldn’t do is laugh about injuries, karma she’s undefeated and oh yeah

Rodgers and Lizard are fine, keep praying for the worst though

 

[Bill Lee]

Rob is a wise man.

Yeah, wikkid smaaht.



Looks like he came out of witness protection to make that statement.

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Much, much more hell to come since their #1 QB is injury prone and they're going to be stuck with/in #2, Punky McMilfson.

Fragile Aahole Rodgers and his forty year old gimpy wheels playing behind a guy who just told the media how the medical staff screwed him.

Players in their twenties are gonna tune out that old man complaining about everything they are doing.

Forty year old man gonna find himself another cave to go chill in while counting Woody's money.

 

[Tunescribe]

Lmao one thing I wouldn’t do is laugh about injuries, karma she’s undefeated and oh yeah

Rodgers and Lizard are fine, keep praying for the worst though

We occasionally laugh at Jete injuries for two reasons: (1) karma also has a sense of humor and (2) the Jete offseason strength/conditioning program is both legendarily bad and sparsely attended. Also, how do you know Rodgers and Lizard are fine? Because Bim Saleh Bim told you so?

Finally, praying for the worst is a waste of time, that's already taken care of:

 

[Bill Lee]

We occasionally laugh at Jete injuries for two reasons: (1) karma also has a sense of humor and (2) the Jete offseason strength/conditioning program is both legendarily bad and sparsely attended.

Am not laughing at players that are injured. Am laughing that the players are blaming da Jete medical and coaching staff for not helping them once they get injured. Guess what, da Jete Suck!

In particular, da Jete are betting on Messy Bacon to protect Aahole Rodgers, yet he says the coaching staff told him to play with a gimpy knee and the medical staff didn't intervene.

Rodgers is 40 years old and has a huge injury history, yet da Jete seem to be treating him like he's a plow horse.

 

[Bill Lee]

Totally Jetsy:

 

[Joker]

Bim Scala Bim is trying to be the new mayor of Boystown...man the Jete suck...suck bad

 

[BTTA]

"It looks like we won’t see Rodgers practice today," Costello tweeted. "He is watching the drills with no helmet. The good news is he is still out here. If he was really hurt, he would be inside. It is also May 23."

If you are going to randomly provide us with the exact date, could you at least include the time and temperature?

 

[Tunescribe]

Am not laughing at players that are injured. Am laughing that the players are blaming da Jete medical and coaching staff for not helping them once they get injured. Guess what, da Jete Suck!

In particular, da Jete are betting on Messy Bacon to protect Aahole Rodgers, yet he says the coaching staff told him to play with a gimpy knee and the medical staff didn't intervene.

Rodgers is 40 years old and has a huge injury history, yet da Jete seem to be treating him like he's a plow horse.

 

[Mike the Brit]

I read that this lady was being interviewed because she was the smartest woman in the world. Something about her attire makes me sure that that is wrong.