JETS SUCK 2022 EDITION (OFFICIAL): A SALACIOUS SAGA OF SLEAZY SHENANIGANS

[DRM]

The only time I will tip my hat to the Jets fans.

 

[Tunescribe]

The avalanche of assholery is truly staggering when one considers the pants-theon of putrid passers put forth by the Green Stank for decades. Let me re-iterate...DECADES. I mean, their recent preposterous run of absolute SUCK at QB obscures the true genesis of Jete perpetual suckage. Browning Nagle....most of you will say "who?". Exactly. Reach far back into Jete "history" and you will find the forebears of McMilfson, Damn Darnit, Murky Surcharge and Glass Shatterdton staring back at you...that blank, moronic stare of ultimate suckage.- Quincy Carter...Glenn "Holy Moley" Foley...Neil ODonnell...BROOKS BOLLINGER...Bubby Brister...Rick Mirer....it's like one of those Hollywood series of slasher movies, "Halloween 13".

And THIS is their savior, with coach and GM hovering over his sprawled body. Fingers crossed -- not that he'll bounce back from a non-contact knee injury, but hoping he'll throttle back on the MILF hunt enough to spend a few minutes watching game film.

 

[Ochmed Jones]

This is truly the most impressive post I have ever read! I bow to tune and bill for their unmatched documentation of the miasmic history of the jete!

Congrats guys!

 

[kennyb]

Don't think the jets will be good and people from ny are in general lousy bums.
But i think the patsies lose at least one game to the j-e-t-s jets jets jets this year.

 

[Joker]

Don't think the jets will be good and people from ny are in general lousy bums.
But i think the patsies lose at least one game to the j-e-t-s jets jets jets this year.

so what? that has ZERO to do with Jete suckage. It belongs in an upcoming game day thread.

 

[WhatJustHappened]

They don't suck any worse than us right now.

 

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Don't think the jets will be good and people from ny are in general lousy bums.
But i think the patsies lose at least one game to the j-e-t-s jets jets jets this year.

This is confusing. Yes, the Jete are patsies. If you are suggesting they'll beat themselves that makes sense but it will happen more than once.

 

[Bill Lee]

They don't suck any worse than us right now.

If you really feel that way, piss off to JeteNation or GangGreen forum so you can be with other delusional d-bags that share your stupid opinion.

If you're just being a whiny internet troll b!tch, give yourself a time out, no juice box for you!

 

[captain stone]

They don't suck any worse than us right now.

Yes they do.

The J-E-T-E suck..

As it was in the beginning,

Is now, and ever shall be,

No championships without end...

Amen.

 

[kennyb]

OK the jets are lousy bums. Poo poo heads even.

But i still like their chant j-e-t-s jets jets jets. Moronic but succinct.

This year looks bad for the pats. Belichick should just say that "our goal this year is to beat the jets twice, anything else is gravy.". Honestly they're not going far so as long as they beat the jetsies twice, it's a good season.

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS.

 

[Bill Lee]

 

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OK the jets are lousy bums. Poo poo heads even.

But i still like their chant j-e-t-s jets jets jets. Moronic but succinct.

This year looks bad for the pats. Belichick should just say that "our goal this year is to beat the jets twice, anything else is gravy.". Honestly they're not going far so as long as they beat the jetsies twice, it's a good season.

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS.

Please, go soak your head. After you're finished remember to sanitize the toilet bowl.

 

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Some good material here:

Why Your Team Sucks 2022: New York Jets | Defector

I think that Jets fans, deep down, know how stupid they look. They know they’re getting all dressed up for a team that hasn’t won **** in over half a century. But what choice do they have in life? They live in the worst parts of the tri-state area. No one loves them. And they don’t know how to read.

defector.com

 

[WhatJustHappened]

If you really feel that way, piss off to JeteNation or GangGreen forum so you can be with other delusional d-bags that share your stupid opinion.

If you're just being a whiny internet troll b!tch, give yourself a time out, no juice box for you!

GFY Loser

 

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GFY Loser

However you might feel inclined to interpret his heartfelt passion, there is no call to apply that specific directive to anything/anyone here but the Jete or their fans.

 

[Bill Lee]

Just what Jete fans need after another loss: watching Gee No! Smith win on MNF!

 

[captain stone]

Just what Jete fans need after another loss: watching Gee No! Smith win on MNF!

It's official: It takes At Least 5 years for JeteStank to begin to wear-off.


Then again, would it surprise anyone if GeeNo lost in Silicon Valley next week by multiple TDs?

 

[Tunescribe]

Just what Jete fans need after another loss: watching Gee No! Smith win on MNF!

Game: improved. Grammar: bad as ever. Schadenfreude: Jete know it well (as the target).