Content Post Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[Joker]

The B.B.B!

 

[JetFan79]

So, are you pulling for your scuzzy team to win or lose on Sunday? (I'm trying to keep track of where things stand with tanking this year.) Is McClown or Blockhead Boy Blunder playing quarterback?

Most important thing is for Sam to develop. Even if that development means having a bad performance and learning from it.

After that, I want to continue to see our core guys develop and improve (ILBs, Safeties).

Wins and losses are well down on the priority list.

I'm definitely not rooting for losses like last year though. It could be cool to have another top 5 pick, but I'll still root for wins.

 

[Tunescribe]

Most important thing is for Sam to develop.

His play has regressed -- or haven't you noticed? Or am I confusing his football fortunes perhaps with his new hobby of vintage photography?

After that, I want to continue to see our core guys develop and improve (ILBs, Safeties).

After hitting bottom at the hands of Buffalo, that shouldn't be hard.

Wins and losses are well down on the priority list.

Yeah, I can see it's gotten difficult for Jete fans to distinguish between the two. But you always can follow GM Mike Cro-Magnon's lead and start looking forward to the off-season (when he likely will be job hunting).

 

[JetFan79]

His play has regressed -- or haven't you noticed? Or am I confusing his football fortunes perhaps with his new hobby of vintage photography?

After hitting bottom at the hands of Buffalo, that shouldn't be hard.

Yeah, I can see it's gotten difficult for Jete fans to distinguish between the two. But you always can follow GM Mike Cro-Magnon's lead and start looking forward to the off-season (when he likely will be job hunting).

Funny how his play regressed just as WRs and RBs went out injured, and the injured Center literally could not snap the ball.

I mean once the vet played last week, we saw that Sam was holding us back.

Macc should be safe. Bowles is another story. He's gotra improve to keep his job. Supposedly the players love him, so we'll see how they respond Sunday.

 

[maust]

Wins and losses are well down on the priority list.

As they have been for all but a few of the past 50 years. You'd think at some point a Jete masochist would take to heart the immortal words of one of the more entertaining of their many, many failed coaches...

 

[Boomer B]

In the day games, sweat it out on the field,
Make your fans come to Met Life and park it
At night you might get on the TV,
The number-two team in your market
Sprung from the cellar of the AFC East
meth-headed, smack-injected,
To judge by the fan-base at least - HO
Baby this team breaks Trojan quarterbacks,
It's a death trap, it's a hit-and-run rap
You gotta get out while you're young
JETE like Sam, baby you were born to run

Sammy sign right here, we want to be your career,
We want to lock you in as the Franchise
Just repeat after me, J-E-T-E,
And don't talk to Mark Sanchize
Together baby we'll at least beat Miami
But they'll pressure you Sammy
Sam don't forget to drop back - HO
Will you walk the sideline in a boot,
'Cause Sammy I'm just a scared and lonely whiner
But the draft show said you're a steal
I gotta know just for once, a high QB pick is for real
(Oh, can you show me...)

Beyond the first round, Ernie Adams' drones
shoot for best value instead
Radio City couldn't hold onto the draft,
I guess that must mess with their heads
The lighthouse horn sounds cold and forlorn
Sammy breaks the huddle up in Gillette
You can feel his career die on the turf tonight
In an everlasting "Same old Jete"

(instrumental)

1, 2, 3, 4...

The season hangs on a fourth and long,
and an ill-conceived power sweep
But nobody knew that it was over then,
it was long before the final week
Together Sammy, you'll live with the sadness
They love you with all the madness of Todd Bowles - HO
They put their hopes in your tiny hands,
They think you'll get them there Sam
to the place where the Patriots go, and you'll walk in the sun
But you're a JETE QB, Sammy you were born to run

Very well done!

 

[JetFan79]

As they have been for all but a few of the past 50 years. You'd think at some point a Jete masochist would take to heart the immortal words of one of the more entertaining of their many, many failed coaches...

Did the Pats forget that last week?

 

[Tunescribe]

Funny how his play regressed just as WRs and RBs went out injured, and the injured Center literally could not snap the ball.

That's a cop out. Isn't a franchise quarterback supposed to compensate for and overcome such obstacles vs. commit game-killing turnovers?

I mean once the vet played last week, we saw that Sam was holding us back.

Sort of hard to fault McClown for mailing it in at this stage. He's just following the GM's lead.

Macc should be safe.

Good news!

Bowles is another story. He's gotra improve to keep his job. Supposedly the players love him, so we'll see how they respond Sunday.

Sure, scapegoating Blowes would be a natural.

 

[maust]

Did the Pats forget that last week?

Equating A flat game with 50 freaking years of football futility...no wonder you are a Jete fan.

 

[JetFan79]

That's a cop out. Isn't a franchise quarterback supposed to compensate for and overcome such obstacles vs. commit game-killing turnovers?

Can't believe I'm saying this, but... I think you're smarter than that comment. C'mon Tuney, step it up.

 

[maust]

Can't believe I'm saying this, but... I think you're smarter than that comment.

He says with an irony he is incapable of understanding and a lack of self awareness that strains credulity.

 

[Tunescribe]

Can't believe I'm saying this, but... I think you're smarter than that comment. C'mon Tuney, step it up.

So you honestly are trying to claim that OTHER players are to blame for Darnit's game-killing turnovers?

 

[Joker]

Remember the famous RayRay19's "Sanchez will win FIVE Bowls!! Sky's the limit!!"?

JF79 must have gotten between the 'Chize and that OL'man's butt, inhaled 100 pounds of methane and stroked out the last 15 years.

 

[1960Pats]

Equating A flat game with 50 freaking years of football futility...no wonder you are a Jete fan.

@JetFan79 is proving what we already know, that the Jete actually do suck. He just doesn't know it yet.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Know what's funny? Captain checkdown got hurt in Washington, The Butt Fumble has a shot to be THE MAN again on another team... and to me, it's just one more opportunity for the JEST to have lost out!

Then after the season it's all like "Come on, what would it take to get you back here..."

Okay I gotta go rake the forest, only you and all that. Everybody have fun

 

[Tunescribe]

Okay I gotta go rake the forest, only you and all that.

And if you need to buy groceries, don't forget your I.D.! This "alternative facts" era we're living in can't end soon enough. But I guess we should be thankful we've only had to endure two years of it. Good thing we're not Jete fans, who get the double whammy entering their second half-century on Planet Delusion.

 

[reflexblue]

The B.B.B!

..3b

 

[reflexblue]

Know what's funny? Captain checkdown got hurt in Washington, The Butt Fumble has a shot to be THE MAN again on another team... and to me, it's just one more opportunity for the JEST to have lost out!

Then after the season it's all like "Come on, what would it take to get you back here..."

Okay I gotta go rake the forest, only you and all that. Everybody have fun

Just pave the forest over, problem solved.

 

[captain stone]

The B.B.B!

..3b

The old Beef Beans & Brew?

 

[captain stone]

Just pave the forest over, problem solved...

...and put up a parking lot.