Content Post Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[maust]

All fans I know are excited for Sam...

You probably know all 11 Jete fans, well 10 after you

 

[maust]

If the Jete had any sense...

 

[JetFan79]

If the Jete had any sense they would have (1) named McClown the starter for 2018, (2) not signed Bilgewater, (3) not wasted three second-round picks (valuable team-building components) to move up just three places in the draft and would have (4) taken Rosen -- who is BETTER than Darn-it! -- at their original draft slot.

Wow there is almost nothing correct in your comment. Jees Tune, I thought you were an elder fan with some football knowledge.

But you're right, it is mom's day. So I'll explain things to ya when I have some free time.

 

[slam]

Isn’t 2018 Christian Hackenberg’s time to shine?

 

[Tony2046]

Yes, they're going to ruin him eventually, might as well get it over with early. Which makes the signing of Bilgewater totally unnecessary and which puts the chances of winning off for yet another year. But that doesn't matter at all to you and Jete ownership/management.

If the Jete had any sense they would have (1) named McClown the starter for 2018, (2) not signed Bilgewater, (3) not wasted three second-round picks (valuable team-building components) to move up just three places in the draft and would have (4) taken Rosen -- who is BETTER than Darn-it! -- at their original draft slot.

Your team sucks and is screwed.

OK, today is Mother's Day. Clean your room and make her breakfast, something a little nicer than cereal or oatmeal. Maybe get dad or sis to help you scramble some eggs.

Anything with more than three steps in the instructions and it's a fruitless request.

Pop Tarts may be plausible but then again one of the steps throws the vertical concept at him. May be a reach.

1. Remove pastry from pouch.
2. Place pastry vertically into the toaster.
3. Cool briefly before carefully removing pastry from toasting appliance.

 

[Jackson 2]

Ha, there may be a little interest, but then we focus on the important things.. "squirrel!"

LOL, nice try!

 

[Tunescribe]

Isn’t 2018 Christian Hackenberg’s time to shine?

By "shine," you mean go up in flames?

 

[Joker]

Obviously this '79 guy is an E.T.

 

[Tunescribe]

Obviously this '79 guy is an E.T.

Emotionally troubled?

 

[Clonamery]

Obviously this '79 guy is an E.T.

Egregious Turd?

 

[Tony2046]

Obviously this '79 guy is an E.T.

Enlarged Testicle?

 

[JetFan79]

Enlarged Testicle?

 

[Tunescribe]

 

[JetFan79]

You disliked AC/DC?

 

[Tunescribe]

You disliked AC/DC?

I enjoy AC/DC. It's your misappropriation of their fine artistry that I object to.

 

[maust]

Enlarged Testicle?

We're talkin' about a jeten Jete fan, there's nothing enlarged about their testicles. More like Eliminated Testicles, as in eunuch.

 

[Clonamery]

We're talkin' about a jeten Jete fan, there's nothing enlarged about their testicles. More like Eliminated Testicles, as in eunuch.

It's likely a mix. A tumor...giving the Jete fan an immediate inflated ego as the other testicle had been removed due to damage caused by repeated kicks to the crotch over the past 50 years. So the Jete fan is half a Eunuch, half an enlarged, cancerous testicle that will continue to grow if untreated except by kicks to the crotch.

 

[Ring 6]

It's likely a mix. A tumor...giving the Jete fan an immediate inflated ego as the other testicle had been removed due to damage caused by repeated kicks to the crotch over the past 50 years. So the Jete fan is half a Eunuch, half an enlarged, cancerous testicle that will continue to grow if untreated except by kicks to the crotch.

Cancer jokes aren’t funny even when directed at jete

 

[Clonamery]

Cancer jokes aren’t funny even when directed at jete

Some people have no sense of humor so everything bites them in the ass.

 

[JetFan79]

Some people have no sense of humor so everything bites them in the ass.

Eh, I can (and do) joke about tons of crap. Racial slurs, sexist comments, religion, sexual preference, handicapped jokes... basically I can pretend to be almost as bad as donny. But cancer jokes are pretty tasteless.