Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[Joker]

The Rats passed on Suh and intend to play Phill Collin's "Sussudio" on a loop the entire game to fool the sub-moronic green amoebaloids in the stands..

 

[Tunescribe]

The Rats passed on Suh and intend to play Phill Collin's "Sussudio" on a loop the entire game to fool the sub-moronic green amoebaloids in the stands..

Originally there a reports of deep dissension in upper levels of Jete management over whether the team should take the field for games with "Sussudio" played over the stadium PA or the Three Stooges theme song.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

“... deep dissension in upper levels of JETE management over whether the team should take the field...”

Just stop there

 

[Bill Lee]

Jete offer Suh the most money, and:

Source: Suh lands 1-year, $14M deal with Rams

 

[JetFan79]

Jete offer Suh the most money, and:

Source: Suh lands 1-year, $14M deal with Rams

I would've been ok with Suh here for a season or two. But yeah, didn't seem to make that much sense. The dline did pretty well with young guys last year.

Keep up the youth movement. No need to spend the remaining 30+mil on shiny things. Instead carry it over to the 100+mil free in 2019.

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[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

I would've been ok with Suh here for a season or two. But yeah, didn't seem to make that much sense. The dline did pretty well with young guys last year.

Keep up the youth movement. No need to spend the remaining 30+mil on shiny things. Instead carry it over to the 100+mil free in 2019.

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Stinky Jete fan.

 

[Tunescribe]

I would've been ok with Suh here for a season or two. But yeah, didn't seem to make that much sense. The dline did pretty well with young guys last year.

Keep up the youth movement. No need to spend the remaining 30+mil on shiny things. Instead carry it over to the 100+mil free in 2019.

NFL Salary Cap Space | Over The Cap

Remember those time-honored Jete mottos: "Winning is bad, losing is good!" and, "When all else fails -- rationalize delusionally!"

All that cap space leaves you with sort of an empty feeling when Jete brass is desperately trying to spend it yet no takers, eh? Might as well be devalued Mexican pesos or Monopoly money. If they had any conscience they'd rebate season ticket holders from the last 50 years.

 

[Tunescribe]

Stinky Jete fan.

He truly does smell bad -- something akin to rotting swamp mulch crossed with burnt hair and worn-out motor oil.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

He truly does smell bad -- something akin to rotting swamp mulch crossed with burnt hair and worn-out motor oil.

So basically he’s a well kempt JETE fan

 

[Bill Lee]

Keep up the youth movement. No need to spend the remaining 30+mil on shiny things. Instead carry it over to the 100+mil free in 2019.

What makes you think the Jete can follow any sort of plan?

Woody leaves for London and gives Macca and Blowes one mission: tank. All they had to do was lose one more game and they'd be sitting pretty. You'd think this would be easy for a team with Hackenburg and Petty. But no, they put in McKown and win just enough games to need to trade away three second rounders just to get where they could have gotten by losing one more game.

So, yeah, the Jete now have the 3rd pick in the draft, after giving up three almost certain starters just to make up for the failure to tank properly. What makes you think they won't mess up that pick?

And yeah the Jete are building up a lot of cap room, but what good does it do them if free agents won't join their fetid team?

The Jets are the Wile E. Coyote of football. They act like they have some sort of workable plan, but in the end, they're the same old freaking Jete.

 

[JetFan79]

So, yeah, the Jete now have the 3rd pick in the draft, after giving up three almost certain starters just to make up for the failure to tank properly. What makes you think they won't mess up that pick?

And yeah the Jete are building up a lot of cap room, but what good does it do them if free agents won't join their fetid team?

The Jets are the Wile E. Coyote of football. They act like they have some sort of workable plan, but in the end, they're the same old freaking Jete.

Lmao... have ya seen their recent 2nd rounders?

Once they have a QB more FAs will come.

In the meantime I'd worry about your own. You have Brady and rings, yet no one wants to go there. Hell, your own players don't want to be there.

 

[Tunescribe]

You have Brady and rings, yet no one wants to go there. Hell, your own players don't want to be there.

Enough. Stop trolling and go away, you loathesome twit. Go somewhere people give a rat's patootie about what you have to say. You're doing nothing here but stirring up bad karma for yourself. You have nothing remotely constructive or interesting to offer. Go join your green Fellowship of the Miserable on a Jete board somewhere.

 

[maust]

In the meantime I'd worry about your own. You have Brady and rings, yet no one wants to go there. Hell, your own players don't want to be there.

This from the guy whose team has to pay a premium to get FA's to consider playing there. Meanwhile there's a sizable track record of players that either came to NE or stayed here for less. Shelton, McCourty and Clayborn have all been doing verbal hand stands over joining New England. Most Pats fans didn't begrudge Dola for cashing in after years of taking less to stay here but his swimsuit model and notable Pats fan gf did, she broke up with him for leaving. Think about that, player leaves here for more money and his gf dumps him. Never happen to Jete player, the only reason they get dated is their money.

 

[JetFan79]

Enough. Stop trolling and go away, you loathesome twit. Go somewhere people give a rat's patootie about what you have to say. You're doing nothing here but stirring up bad karma for yourself. You have nothing remotely constructive or interesting to offer. Go join your green Fellowship of the Miserable on a Jete board somewhere.

Truth hurts sometimes eh?

 

[Clonamery]

Truth hurts sometimes eh?

You wouldn’t know the truth if it kicked you in the nuts. Get it?

 

[Tunescribe]

Truth hurts sometimes eh?

Truth, for you, is a relative concept and you wouldn't know it if it bit you in the ass. You fool nobody here. Shut the hell up and go away, you sackless vagrant.

 

[JetFan79]

Shut the eff up, you f*cking troll. You fool nobody here. Go away.

An oldie, but a goodie...

 

[Bill Lee]

Lmao... have ya seen their recent 2nd rounders?

Dumb ass Jete fan logic: We suck at 2nd rounders, so let's triple down on the 1st rounder!

That'll make the inevitable choke on the 1st rounder that much more painful.

Who will be this year's Ken O'Brien?

Meanwhile, dumb ass Jete fans still can't wrap their heads around that all they had to do was lose one more game...

Once they have a QB more FAs will come.

Hee he he he he -- did he really write "once the Jete have a QB?".

Total Wile E. Coyote moment, says I.

 

[Tunescribe]

Dumb ass Jete fan logic: We suck at 2nd rounders, so let's triple down on the 1st rounder!

That'll make the inevitable choke on the 1st rounder that much more painful.

Who will be this year's Ken O'Brien?

Meanwhile, dumb ass Jete fans still can't wrap their heads around that all they had to do was lose one more game...


Hee he he he he -- did he really write "once the Jete have a QB?".

Total Wile E. Coyote moment, says I.

I don't know about you, but I'm getting sick of this puke's idiotic trolling. Like many Jete fans he has no life, but the fact he spends so much time here agitating for abuse indicates serious ill health.

 

[Tony2046]

I would've been ok with Suh here for a season or two. But yeah, didn't seem to make that much sense. The dline did pretty well with young guys last year.

Keep up the youth movement. No need to spend the remaining 30+mil on shiny things. Instead carry it over to the 100+mil free in 2019.

NFL Salary Cap Space | Over The Cap

Wait What??

Are you already cashing in on the 2018 season? So is now a 2019 campaign? Is there another tank plan involved? WTF is going on here??