Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[Tunescribe]

Ya know, I think you may really be worried.

I never, ever, EVER worry about anything involving the Jete.

Pretty sure I haven't mentioned him that much, but you just keep killin' the kid.

You've mentioned him plenty so far. As for "killin' the kid," that's what opposing defenses will be doing this season.

Relax, he still has a ways to go.

My being relaxed has nothing to do with the distance of his cart ride to the X-ray table.

 

[Tunescribe]

McClown is no dummy. After assessing the horrid Jete offensive line, he makes a proclamation:

Link: McCown: Darnold is ready to be Jets' starting QB



Dam Darnit says, "Who am I and why am I here?"
McClown says, "Sucks being you, kid. Why is your head shaped like a square?"

 

[wrangler]

Square head,neanderthal brow.

 

[Tunescribe]

Square head,neanderthal brow.

 

[Clonamery]

Square head,neanderthal brow.

Definitely related:

 

[Tony2046]

Definitely related:
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Very related.

" I'm the assistant manager "

No you're the assistant to the manager....

" I'm the starting Quarterback "

No you're starting at Quarterback ..

 

[reflexblue]

McClown is no dummy. After assessing the horrid Jete offensive line, he makes a proclamation:

Link: McCown: Darnold is ready to be Jets' starting QB

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Dam Darnit says, "Who am I and why am I here?"
McClown says, "Sucks being you, kid. Why is your head shaped like a square?"

 

[TommyD4207]

Don't sleep on the WRs man. Sure there's no top tier #1, but: Anderson, Enunwa, Kearse and Pryor.

Yes, a veritable 'Who's That?' of top-tier NFL talent.

Not to mention the wife-beating.

 

[PatriotsNumero1Fan]

Surprised they kept Pryor. Is he gonna flinch everytime a pass goes his way?!

 

[TommyD4207]

Sam Darnold (Preseason) 29-45 (64%) 244 yds, 5.2 ypa 2 TD, 1 INT 83.9 rating.

Against backups. The Samchise! He's proven!

It's so JETE that they traded Bridgewater, and his 105 rating for the preseason, a QB who could actually win them games.

It was nice of McCown to tank and make sure they had no choice but to give Darnold the job.

 

[JetFan79]

Sam Darnold (Preseason) 29-45 (64%) 244 yds, 5.2 ypa 2 TD, 1 INT 83.9 rating.

Against backups. The Samchise! He's proven!

It's so JETE that they traded Bridgewater, and his 105 rating for the preseason, a QB who could actually win them games.

It was nice of McCown to tank and make sure they had no choice but to give Darnold the job.

McCown tanked?

 

[Ring 6]

McCown tanked?

You mean your team sucked that bad last year and they were TRYING?? Hahahahahaha

 

[JetFan79]

You mean your team sucked that bad last year and they were TRYING?? Hahahahahaha

Pretty much.

 

[TommyD4207]

McCown tanked?

It's the only explanation for him playing that poorly. He doesn't want to take another beating behind that dogshit offensive line, just to go 4-12.

 

[JetFan79]

It's the only explanation for him playing that poorly. He doesn't want to take another beating behind that dogshit offensive line, just to go 4-12.

He played pretty well actually.

 

[TommyD4207]

He played pretty well actually.

4-9 30 yds (3.3 ypa) - 53 rating.

3-8 26 yds in his only real action of the preseason last week (against a team that got shut out by the Browns the week before).

Yeah. He was fantastic.

 

[JetFan79]

4-9 30 yds (3.3 ypa) - 53 rating.

3-8 26 yds in his only real action of the preseason last week (against a team that got shut out by the Browns the week before).

Yeah. He was fantastic.

You seem to be jumping back-n-forth between last season and this preseason. Which are you referring to?

He didn't even play this preseason once they knew Sam was good.

 

[Joker]

once they knew Sam was good.

WHAT? Are you serious? You actually think what you saw out of Darnit was "good!"? The poor kid is going to get played, splayed, sprayed and SLAYED.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Sam was good.

Sounds like you got access to the Jets team notes:

Meet Sam
Sam throws the ball
Sam runs
Sam is good

 

[JetFan79]

Sounds like you got access to the Jets team notes:

Meet Sam
Sam throws the ball
Sam runs
Sam is good

Also no butt fumbles or hot dogs.