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Content Post Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

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Something finally worked out for Jet fans.

Suck for Sam failed because they got too many wins, yet here we are...
Yes, there you are, after years of sucking and spending draft capital on defense, you give up three 2nd rounders to pick a USC frat boy (sound familiar?) with turnover problems (sound familiar?) to play on an offense with no starting talent and even worse depth.

Basically, Woody got a woody and this is the result. Blowes and Macca want to keep their jobs more than they want to follow their plan of building a defense-first team. Now, several years of draft capital are spent and frat boy is going to take a pounding.

That goes without saying, I'm sure he's jealous of 31 other players this morning. He reportedly was livid with Baker Mayfield for upsetting the apple cart. Darn-it! no doubt believed he would go No. 1 overall to Cleveland or perhaps to the Giants. He didn't visit with Cromagnon and Blowes 'til late in the process and assumed Rosen would become the next Jete victim, not him. His disappointment was palpable last night. I'll bet Mark Sanchez called to try and cheer him up and Darn-it! hung up on him.
Maybe Sancheese gave him a list of good placed in the NY area to troll for teenage girls? Sam's already got the inflatable hot tub ready to go.

PS: Were you guys really trading Korean insults at 5:45 AM?

PPS: ???? ??! ???? ??! ???? ??!
 
Okay, this slipped to the second page, which is truly unacceptable. I'd like to throw out a few observations:

9) Woody Johnson (which Urban Dictionary translates as "Male Genitals Male Genitals"), upon becoming an ambassador, was happy to come on board with the government, because the Jete were dysfunctional by comparison.

15) There are 1760 yards in a mile. Tom Brady has passed for 66,159 yards (37.6 miles) in the regular season and 10,226 yards (5.8 miles) in the playoffs, for a total of 43 miles. Only six Jete quarterbacks ever have passed for more yards in their Jete careers, than Brady passed for in the playoffs alone. Among those who did not are: Ryan Fitzpatrick, Geno Smith, **** Wood (who goes back to the 60s, but is also translated by Urban Dictionary as "Male Genitals Male Genitals,") and Josh McCown. (there's a link on "Only six Jete QBs ever" which should serve as a source note here and elsewhere.)

Did I hear correctly that Sam Darn-it's Grandpappy is none other than the late, great **** Hammer (which Urban Dictionary translates as "Male Genitals Male Genitals")?

I almost jete my pants!!!!
 
General PSA, the guy normally here to be kicked in the nuts is a different numbered Jetefan. He's only objectionable because he's a Jetefan, not because he wants to make America great again by killing tropical birds.

That said:
 
General PSA, the guy normally here to be kicked in the nuts is a different numbered Jetefan. He's only objectionable because he's a Jetefan, not because he wants to make America great again by killing tropical birds.

That said:
Not funny, PFV.
 
I want to kill the Browns. I'm not sold on Darnold but at least he had the right answers. When asked what the Jets can expect I loved the answer of wins. Mayfield would have been the perfect fluster **** the Jets are famous for.

The Bills paid a lot to get their two picks. They better hope Allen is for real. Edmunds barring injury is worst case a 6 year starter for them.

Miami, probably did fine with Minkah but if I'm a fan of that team I have to feel everybody else in the division improved a little more than I did last night.

Not sure how you can be so certain Mayfield will bust, yet you at least give Josh "Sucked Against Bad Competition" Allen a chance.
 
Interesting to see how the jests will handle darnold but they finally did something right imo.
 
Interesting to see how the jests will handle darnold but they finally did something right imo.
Did you think the same thing last time they drafted a QB out of Southern Cal in the first round?
 
Did you think the same thing last time they drafted a QB out of Southern Cal in the first round?

Darnold's a way better QB than mr butt fumble. I wonder if you would be saying the same thing if he was Brady's future replacement.
 
Darnold's a way better QB than mr butt fumble. I wonder if you would be saying the same thing if he was Brady's future replacement.
Yes, I would be saying the same thing as I've said since the Jete overpaid to move up to No. 3: no freaking way he was worth THREE second-round picks in addition to No. 3 -- especially for a team with so many holes to fill. They should've stayed where they were and still could have had Rosen plus those valuable second-rounders. The Jete think in terms of PR and box office, not building a winner.
 
The Jete think in terms of PR and box office, not building a winner.

 
Not sure how you can be so certain Mayfield will bust, yet you at least give Josh "Sucked Against Bad Competition" Allen a chance.

It's more about the sideshow Mayfield would have turned into in NY. I'm not sold on any of this year's QB and definitely not Allen.
 
Yeah, ya gotta feel for the poor guy

I understand it's always the fate of the hot young QBs to get drafted by bad teams, in general... but he's got to be thinking... "Not that team.... NOT THAT TEAM..."
Either that or wishing he had someone like Archie Manning on his side.
 
Elite vs Above Average

All 32 NFL team's 2018 NFL Draft grades | NFL Analysis | Pro Football Focus





1 (3) Sam Darnold, QB, USC, 83.6
3 (72) Nathan Shepherd, DI, Fort Hays State, n/a
4 (107) Christopher Herndon IV, TE, Miami (Fla.), 81.8
6 (179) Parry Nickerson, CB, Tulane, 85.1
6 (180) Folorunso Fatukasi, Edge, Connecticut, 83.2
6 (204) Trenton Cannon, RB, Virginia State, n/a

Day 1: The Jets should be ecstatic that Darnold was still on the board at No. 3 overall. Our No. 2 player on the PFF Draft Board, Darnold has shown exceptional high-end play, throwing with the accuracy and anticipation desired from an NFL quarterback. He has two strong years of grading under his belt, and while last year was not as good as anticipated, Darnold was still the No. 3-graded quarterback in the nation outside of his four poor games. He must cut back on the bad decisions and fumbles that marred that four-game stretch, as he finished with the fifth-highest percentage of turnover-worthy plays in the draft class last season, but it’s the big-time throws that make him a potentially special prospect as he ranked second. Darnold has shown well in crunch time, whether at the end of the half or with the game on the line, and his ability to make plays both inside and outside the pocket will lead to memorable moments for Jets fans.

Day 2: With only a third-round selection on Day 2, the Jets add athletic defensive lineman Nathan Shepherd to the mix, a small-school player who looked strong during his limited reps at the Senior Bowl. He has outstanding size and athleticism, and he could develop into a good all-around player given his measurables.

Day 3: Christopher Herndon showed strong big-play ability last season, forcing nine missed tackles on only 40 receptions and averaging 9.3 yards after the catch per reception. Parry Nickerson could become a steal in the sixth round as he has three outstanding years of production to go with 4.32 speed. He allowed a passer rating of only 41.7 in 2017 and 32.5 when targeted in 2016. Folorunso Fatukasi is an outstanding run defender, grading between 82.8 and 86.1 in all four years at UConn, though he provided little as a pass-rusher, including a 3.1 pass-rush productivity last year that ranked 131st in the draft class.

Overall grade: Elite



1 (23) Isaiah Wynn, OT, Georgia, 88.1
1 (31) Sony Michel, RB, Georgia, 83.3
2 (56) Duke Dawson, CB, Florida, 81.1
5 (143) Ja’Whaun Bentley, LB, Purdue, 91.2
6 (178) Christian Sam, LB, Arizona State, 69.7
6 (210) Braxton Berrios, WR, Miami (Fla.), 80.6
7 (219) Danny Etling, QB, LSU, 78.2
7 (243) Keion Crossen, CB, Western Carolina, n/a
7 (250) Ryan Izzo, TE, Florida State, 73.8

Day 1: The Patriots kicked off the night with Isaiah Wynn who played left tackle exceptionally well at Georgia last season and may stick at tackle for the Patriots despite being undersized and looking more like a guard. He allowed only five pressures on 330 attempts in pass protection and he finished with the No. 3 grade in the nation as a run blocker at 91.0. Wynn has three years of strong grading, both at guard and tackle, and he adds positional flexibility to the New England offensive line. They went back to Georgia to take Wynn’s teammate, Sony Michel, who adds a quick-cutting back with receiving potential to the offense. He ranked sixth in the draft class with an elusive rating of 95.1 last season, and despite seeing only 80 targets in the passing game in his career, Michel’s quickness should be a nice fit for New England’s scheme.

Day 2: The Patriots spent most of Day 2 trading down, but they did make one selection as they traded back up to get Duke Dawson. He allowed a passer rating of only 41.0 when lined up in the slot last year, eighth-best in the nation, after allowing a rating of only 64.6 (38th) in 2016. Given the value of slot defenders in today’s NFL, Dawson fills an important need for the Patriots’ defense.

Day 3: Ja’Whaun Bentley is a downhill thumper who posted the nation’s top grade against the run at 95.0 while ranking fourth in the draft class with a run-stop percentage of 13.3. He has work to do in coverage, and may be limited to early downs at the next level. Braxton Berrios ranked eighth among receivers in the draft class with 680 yards gained from the slot. Danny Etling posted a career-high 78.9 overall grade in 2017.

Overall grade: Above average
 
you wouldn't know elite if a falling from 30K feet, frozen, blue block of it hit you in the head in broad daylight.

Ya can't spell elite without Jets.
 
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