Content Post Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[JetFan79]

In your case 'A' is for Azzhat, or Azzclown, take your pick. Anyways merry suckmas

Merry Christmas n Happy Holidays!

 

[Tunescribe]

Merry Christmas n Happy Holidays!

 

[PatsWSB47]

Merry Christmas n Happy Holidays!

Thanks. Are you going to be able to watch the Superbowl this Sunday?

 

[JetFan79]

Thanks. Are you going to be able to watch the Superbowl this Sunday?

Of course. Can't miss Sam lighting it up in NE for the first time.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Of course. Can't miss Sam lighting it up in NE for the first time.

JC Jackson is eager ...

 

[PatsWSB47]

Of course. Can't miss Sam lighting it up in NE for the first time.

There's no smoking at Gillette.... he'll have to put it out on the bus before the gates....

 

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Can't miss Sam lighting it up in NE for the first time.

There's no smoking at Gillette.... he'll have to put it out on the bus before the gates....

Since weed is legal in Dam Darnit's California AND in Massachusetts, he might get a little homesick and be tempted to toke up while visiting. Could get busted in more ways than one -- on and off the field.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Of course. Can't miss Sam lighting it up in NE for the first time.

Did they retire his number yet? That was easily the biggest highlight of the year for the Jets: a home loss to a 5-8-1 team where they took the game to OT and Darnold didn’t suck (like the entire rest of the year, being among the very worst QBs in the NFL.). What an awesome season and promising future you’ve got there. Your QB likely played the best game of his career (past and future) and you still lost at home to a miserable team who have mailed it in with their interim coach, though they have a quarterback who was great up until two years ago. I bet Gang Green is overflowing with ****iness.

 

[Joker]

you have mastered the "Jets Suck" expert level in this year's thread, Ice. Remember the requirements that come with such a lofty accomplishment...frequent bumping of the thread as needed, swift rebukes of any attempted posts contrary to the stated position of the thread and constant reinforcement, by any and all means at hand,of the prime directive...the Jets Suck

 

[JetFan79]

Did they retire his number yet? That was easily the biggest highlight of the year for the Jets: a home loss to a 5-8-1 team where they took the game to OT and Darnold didn’t suck (like the entire rest of the year, being among the very worst QBs in the NFL.). What an awesome season and promising future you’ve got there. Your QB likely played the best game of his career (past and future) and you still lost at home to a miserable team who have mailed it in with their interim coach, though they have a quarterback who was great up until two years ago. I bet Gang Green is overflowing with ****iness.

I dunno what you're talkin' about.

Franchise QB looking great. Robby, Q, Herndon, McGuire all good young talent on offense. Adams playing like the league's best safety in only his 2nd season. (I could go on...)

120 million in cap space. A top 4 draft pick.

We're gonna go from a top 4 pick, to a division winner in one year.

This is the Jets theme song right now...

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I dunno what you're talkin' about.

Franchise QB looking great. Robby, Q, Herndon, McGuire all good young talent on offense. Adams playing like the league's best safety in only his 2nd season. (I could go on...)

120 million in cap space. A top 4 draft pick.

We're gonna go from a top 4 pick, to a division winner in one year.

This is the Jets theme song right now...

What an envious position. Can’t wait to see how many head coaches turn them down like hot college chicks to an ugly middle aged drunk loser creeping around their bar.

 

[maust]

Merry Christmas n Happy Holidays!

In the spirit of the holidays I feel as though I should say something that's both unequivocally positive and charitable. I am 100% positive the Jete suck, in fact no one has mastered suckitude to the extent the Jete have. Which is in itself surprising when one considers the only other thing in the past 50 years they have managed to master is baiting.

 

[JetFan79]

What an envious position. Can’t wait to see how many head coaches turn them down like hot college chicks to an ugly middle aged drunk loser creeping around their bar.

I'm cool with Bowles staying.

 

[1960Pats]

you have mastered the "Jets Suck" expert level in this year's thread, Ice. Remember the requirements that come with such a lofty accomplishment...frequent bumping of the thread as needed, swift rebukes of any attempted posts contrary to the stated position of the thread and constant reinforcement, by any and all means at hand,of the prime directive...the Jets Suck

Keeping with the spirit of the holiday season, maybe a song for NutBag79 is in order.

We WISH you a Merry Suckmas
We WISH you a Merry Suckmas
We WISH you a Merry Suckmas
And a Crappy New Year

 

[Tunescribe]

I dunno what you're talkin' about.

Nothing new. From your earliest school days to present-day employment, this is your mantra. Do you have it printed on business cards?

Franchise QB looking great.

Robby, Q, Herndon, McGuire all good young talent on offense.

The Jete are 28th in the league in scoring offense, en route to a 4-11 record.

Adams playing like the league's best safety in only his 2nd season. (I could go on...)

The Jete are 26th in defense yards allowed while giving up 27 points per game, en route to a 4-11 record.

120 million in cap space. A top 4 draft pick.

Which will mean nothing when the pick busts and free agents pass on the Jete for adult franchises that emphasize winning.

We're gonna go from a top 4 pick, to a division winner in one year.

This is the Jets theme song right now...

No, THIS is the Jete theme song -- now and forever:

 

[JetFan79]

Nothing new. From your earliest school days to present-day employment, this is your mantra. Do you have it printed on business cards?





The Jete are 28th in the league in scoring offense, en route to a 4-11 record.

The Jete are 26th in defense yards allowed while giving up 27 points per game, en route to a 4-11 record.

Which will mean nothing when the pick busts and free agents pass on the Jete for adult franchises that emphasize winning.





No, THIS is the Jete theme song -- now and forever:

Oh... and new uniforms.
Jets will have new uniforms next year.

 

[Tunescribe]

Oh... and new uniforms. Jets will have new uniforms next year.

Isn't that something like putting lipstick on a pig?

 

[JetFan79]

Isn't that something like putting lipstick on a pig?

Definitely lipstick. Dunno about the pig part though.

Some people care about uniforms, but not me. Just figured I'd add it to the list of things for 2019.

Now if they changed to the NJ Jets, that'd be pretty cool.

 

[Tunescribe]

Definitely lipstick. Dunno about the pig part though.

The point is that however they dress them up, they'll be SOJ. I know it. You know it. The American people know it.

 

[maust]

Oh... and new uniforms.
Jets will have new uniforms next year.

Making the Jete not unlike another famous NJ disaster...



...the Hindenburg was sporting fresh paint too.