Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[Clonamery]

On the other hand, this is all moot, of course. If I were a Jets fan, I'd give up on football -- it would either have to be that or suicide.

You're assuming Jete fans can comprehend that misery is a bad thing. It is just the level they rise to....

 

[Mike the Brit]

You're assuming Jete fans can comprehend that misery is a bad thing. It is just the level they rise to....

So true. I mean, if I were a Jete fan, would I still be ME?

 

[Tunescribe]

Just wondering how much the Jete wish they were the 49ers about now. The 49ers are tanking magnificently AND just landed a franchise quarterback six months before the draft, with ample 2018 cap space and draft picks to look forward to.

Poor, stupid Jete. Here's a hearty mid-season greeting from Jimmy G. and the West Coast:

 

[Bill Lee]

Just wondering how much the Jete wish they were the 49ers about now. The 49ers are tanking magnificently AND just landed a franchise quarterback six months before the draft, with ample 2018 cap space and draft picks to look forward to.

Poor, stupid Jete. Here's a hearty mid-season greeting from Jimmy G. and the West Coast:

Yep, celebrate those wins, Jete fans. They should be good enough to keep you away from a top five draft pick and should be good enough to keep McKown, Blowes and Macca around for another season.

There's even a web page where Jete fans can follow their (lack of) progress on tanking:

New York Jets | Tankathon​

Ahh, isn't it nice, Jete fans can look forward to drafting some help at OL, DL and LB. If nothing else, McKown will get better protection so the 2018 Jets can win a few more games and still miss the playoffs.

It should be an interesting Thursday Night game: Jete fans will want the Jets to lose and Pats fans will want them to beat the Jills!

Personally my money will be behind the ever lasting sure thing: The Jete Suck!

 

[They_Hate_We]

Well, it has been 3,632 days since I joined PatsFans.com and I've finally reached my 200th post milestone!

And with that 200th post I can unequivocally state:

"THE JETE SUCK!"

 

[Joker]

Rev up the Green Mongo Army again!!

Playoffs here you come ,JetFan79! OG J-E-T-E!!!!!

 

[PatsDeb]

Hey, the Jetes did us a solid by beating the Bills! They are good for something after all!

 

[Tunescribe]

Win No. 4 already is in the books. No franchise rookie QB savior for you, Jete!

 

[Joker]

Jetchronicity II...


Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why

The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street,
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Thank you, Jete.

Now you can lose out!!!

 

[Bruins29]

Thank you, Jete.

Now you can lose out!!!

They still have the Chiefs

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

They still have the Chiefs

Itd be a miracle, but I would love to use the Jete to get fluke wins over are AFC rivals and help us get a 1st tound bye. Jete suck so bad that now they lose even when they win and their wins help their division rival.

 

[Tony2046]

I'm loving this Tank Plan.

 

[Tunescribe]

I'm loving this Tank Plan.

 

[Tony2046]

Can't winner a burning Abrams.

But a burning Iraqi type 69 ... no problem.

 

[slam]

The Jets lost five draft slots tonight. :lol:

 

[Bill Lee]

The Jets lost five draft slots tonight. :lol:

Wow, they're now projected to draft #15!

Here's an update from the only web site that matters to Jete Fans:

Tankathon | 2018 NFL Draft Order

 

[captain stone]

Thank you, Jete.

Now you can lose out!!!

They still have the Chiefs...

…and @ the Donkeys the following week.

Thanks J-E-T-E JETE JETE JETE!

 

[slam]

Wow, they're now projected to draft #15!

Here's an update from the only web site that matters to Jete Fans:

Tankathon | 2018 NFL Draft Order

I was wrong! They lost 10 draft slots. A 3-6 team would currently be slotted at #5.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

This reminds me of the "Big Bang Theory" where Sheldon gets famous for a mistake that ends up being a discovery and he's depressed about it... playing with his trains and saying "with stops at Wonderblunderburg..."