Homeland Security investigates Jets practice !

[cupofjoe1962]

I just got this from a Jets website...

BREAKING NEWS: The Jets practice was delayed 2 hours today after a player found a white powdery substance on the ground. Police and Homeland Security investigated. Experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact the goal line. Practice will resume since the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this week.

 

[reflexblue]

Re: Homeland Security investigate Jets practice !

I just got this from a Jets website...

Cromartie dropped his stash, maybe now he'll stop saying crazy sh!t. But i doubt it.

 

[jah]

I probably should have realized it was a joke immediately, but I kept reading because it's the Jets and anything can happen with them.

 

[Tunescribe]

That joke is at least five years old.:bricks:

 

[Nikolai]

Oldie, but still a goody.

 

[PATSNUTme]

That was an old joke.

But they did find this at eh Jets practice facility.

 

[Skeeter712]

i was fooled till i read the last line haha

 

[Pujo]

I've never heard it before, and I want to hate it, but I laughed a little.

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

.

But they did find this at eh Jets practice facility.

But that is one of Rex's sex toys.

 

[vat haha]

I just got this from a Jets website...

ahhhhhhhhh hahahahahaha

 

[TheGodInAGreyHoodie]

 

[Kdo5]

I got fooled briefly. lol

 

[Kontradiction]