Nah, he'll get a hefty fine but there's no way he gets suspended.
We should have a pool going. No chance Gronk gets off with no suspension. My big concern is that he gets two games, but that the wheels of NFL justice turn so slowly that by the time he gets the suspension, it's late in the week, and then he appeals, and then they don't hear the appeal until after the Monday night Miami game, and then they reduce it to one, but it's for the Steelers game.
And please don't anybody say that this can't possibly happen. You all damned well know it could.