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Fitzy's new video - and his new JOB (ESPN)

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I heard him on the K&M show on WZLX....friggin hillarious!
 
love fitzy -this guy is so funny - i found him on myspace and watch all the time now.
 
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Finding out Fitzy is a character was like finding out there's no Santa Clause.
 
I first saw one of Fitzy's videos about a month ago, friggin funny, but I never thought that he was "real". It was way too polished.
 
If you haven't seen his video from after the draft (the draftamath) you must! Not only is it hilarious, it is no prophetic.

"The way I see it is that Randy Moss has two speeds, I don't give a ****, and wicked fast ****** awsome, and I think I know which one were gonna see."

I just watched it...

Thanks now my sides hurt.
 
He's still from Braintree. Which means his accent is fake, but it sounds real, and I'd assume that he's a Pats and Sox fan.

It's dumb how people label him a "new york comedian" the guy is from f*cking Mass. Because he worked in NY doesn't make him a "New York comedian", that's one of the dumbest things I've ever read in my life. Also, he's not from Boston but he's still a Mass****. That accent probably has at least some reality to it. There's a comic out of Maine named Tim Sample who puts on this really thick Mainer accent during his act, but if you see him off stage his accent isn't at all that thick. The point being he's a f*ckin' comic, funny, and from the area. Most comics working out of a region with interesting accents try and pure it on a little thicker as to make their act funnier.
 
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Fitzy's video about Moss has one of the best lines I've ever heard--it's so good I've started using it myself:

"Randy Moss doesn't need a sherpa to climb Mount St. Crazy . . ."
 
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He's still from Braintree. Which means his accent is fake, but it sounds real, and I'd assume that he's a Pats and Sox fan.

That's funny, but when I lived in Milton lots of of people from the South Shore had Boston accents. Actually, it's less than a days travel from Braintree to Boston and people have even been known to move as far away as Billerica (I don't believe you need a passport at this point) while maintaining their accent and native customs.:bricks:

To recap: Guy from Boston area starts website to rave about Patriots etc.

Sounds real to me buuuuuuurp!!
 
OMG those videos have terrible compression have to keep rebuffering and an ad. Is there anything ESPN can't completely f-up? Give me old Fitzy on Rever or Youtube.

The compression is bizarre, though I didn't have any transmission difficulties.

To save you some time, the 2nd one (audition for Bengals defense) is the only one really worth the trouble.
 
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