I agree. I think football's also a weird game because your average NFL veteran has played fewer games of football since he was 18 than a baseball or even basketball or hockey player does in a single season. Pitchers throw more pitches in a month than NFL QBs throw passes in several seasons.
Our minds naturally try to see patterns but in a lot of ways football is just an accumulation of individual events where outlier events are heavily weighted, and all of those events are dependent on the context (opponent, teammates, etc) and just a bunch of stuff you can't see (illness, injury, personal life, etc), and just a bunch of natural randomness. In other sports there's so many events you expect this stuff to iron out with a large enough sample size but with football it never gets big enough so you're mostly just building narratives, inevitably influenced by whatever narrative the league's media drones are pushing.
I mean, Jimmy Garoppolo is the ultimate example to me. He's played 5.5 games in his NFL career. He's played well, never particularly poorly, but he's been given the biggest contract in football and everyone is already crowning him as a perennial All-Pro. Imagine a basketball player playing well in 4 meaningless games at the end of a season and being given a max contract. It'd be justifiably called insane. But in football it's the way things are done.