Well, given the MASH unit report and all the depressed Patsfans posts here,
(1) We could simply just forfeit this game.
Give all our guys an extra bonus Bye week rest to heal up & recharge their batteries
and get the monkey off our back eliminating he months of pressure to go 19-0.
(2) Or pretend it's the last week of the season but take it now for a needed rest but actually play the last game of the season with starters so we don't lose our edge. Have Brady start Monday night so as not to blow his starting streak, then sit after 2 series then have JAG play with all the bottom scrubs on the 53.
This has the double bonus of pissing off BOTH the NYJFL and espn!* EPIC!!!
What do folks think about these brilliant suggestions?
*P.S. BB needs to tell JAG to ground ball a couple passes so we don't accidentally win.