Bill hates the all blue uniforms

[upstater1]

We look like the old Bills

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Blues Stink (obviously J Geils Band)

You love Red
But she loves White
And he loves some other combo
You just can't win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call Uni's
It's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues
The reds and the whites
One thing for sure
Blues stinks yeah yeah
(Blues stinks)
Blues stinks yeah yeah
(Blues stinks)
Blues stinks yeah yeah
(Blues stinks)
Blues stinks yeah yeah
White helmet or silver pants
Red's gonna find you yes it is
You just can't hide
You'll hear it call
Actual Patsfan will rise
Then he will fly
It's gonna win
I don't care for any all blue thing
All I can say is
(Blues stinks)
Blues stinks bring red
(Blues stinks)
Blues stinks Silver pants
(Blues stinks)
Blue stinks Where's Pat
(Blues stinks)
Blues stinks White gloves
I've been through the catalog
I've been through fanatics
I've been through it all
Blues stinks yeah yeah...

@Actual Pats Fan, by Billy Joel

Actual Whites
Actual Reds
Perhaps actual blue and blues instead
We'll take our old familiar seats,
In our old familiar sections,
On throwback games, get erections

Actual Reds,
Actual Whites,
Whatever uniform they're in tonight
I'll hate the Flying Elvis, cause I can
I'm an @Actual Pats Fan

I kid b/c I love

 

[StrawHatPatriot]

Pats shuold go back to the 90s ones

 

[TinhWoodhead]

Pats should adopt the high gloss helmets

 

[Chevy]

Too bad we're stuck with them for at least another three years.

And I'm still not sure why the New England Patriots have the Peruvian flag on the shoulders of their home uniforms.

I thought it was some shoulder armor from World of Warcraft

 

[TheRainMaker]

Pats shuold go back to the 90s ones

I grew up with those. They were my favorite and worked best with the flying Elvis.

 

[Tunescribe]

"I would be remiss in my duty if I did not tell you that the idea of football and the fact of your strong young players attired in the withered, dreary, dull, bland, lifeless blue jerseys, Lions/Cowboys/Panthers colored enemy silver pants and Major Mudd, enemy stripeless silver helmets with that disgusting, grotesque image of a sick, sad, diseased decaying corpse with tattered remnants of a rotted flag, makes me want to vomit."

 

[BradytoMosstoGronk]

Worst part of the new uniforms is the shoulder stripe. Honestly a downgrade from our last ones, don't really understand the change.

 

[scott99]

They went away from the uniform that was worn during the greatest dynasty of all time. I HATE the current uniforms. They are loser uniforms. 10-13 in these god forsaken uniforms.

This is the greatest uniform ever.

 

[Hyped]

Hear me out:

1993-2000 Flying Elvii RED jerseys, White Pat Patriot helmets (late 80's version), and white pants with blue stripes.

 

[captain stone]

@Actual Pats Fan, by Billy Joel

Actual Whites
Actual Reds
Perhaps actual blue and blues instead
We'll take our old familiar seats,
In our old familiar sections,
On throwback games, get erections

Actual Reds,
Actual Whites,
Whatever uniform they're in tonight
I'll hate the Flying Elvis, cause I can
I'm an @Actual Pats Fan

I kid b/c I love

Do you know any, like, actual good songs?

 

[captain stone]

The Massachusetts patriots did indeed wear blue... But not all blue.

 

[PWRxWLF]

• Keep the road unis.
• Swap the home navy pants with a straight white (still with red/blue stripes)
• Consider switching the silver helmet to straight white

I’ve seen this many times and like it a lot. Would lend well to a red version.

 

[PWRxWLF]

Listen (or read actually)! If you’ve been a fan of this team long enough, then you have some really ****ty memories tied to some really horrible jerseys. I’ve rocked some really ****ty jerseys at some really terrible times. At the end of the day, didn’t matter. It’s what the Jersey represented. Our New England ****ing Patriots. Good, bad, looking great, looking ugly as ****, don’t matter. Let’s just win some ****ing football games and end this jersey on jersey hate.

 

[borg]

Man club rules are quite clear, only Tribeca waiters, ninjas, and garbage men are allowed to wear single color unis

 

[Tunescribe]

The Massachusetts patriots did indeed wear blue... But not all blue.

As long as it's not red, I'm in.

 

[Simpelton]

Morning brain struck and I thought the title said "Bill ate all the blue uniforms."

Well I mean he is the GOAT.

 

[Sect140]

Leave it to Bob to change the uniforms that you won 6 Superbowls with. There is only one reason to do it, he must’ve felt he didn’t have enough money.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Do you know any, like, actual good songs?

You get up at quarter of three to drop that here, Capn? And you were too tired to tell me which song you wanted to see parodied?

Quelle domage.

 

[jimnance]

Pats shuold go back to the 90s ones

Hellll NO!! Those were the goofiest-looking unis in Pats history, especially the shoulders.