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As If Enough Dark Clouds Haven't ALREADY Gathered in Foxboro........

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If I am the Patriots I assign a PATRIOT security official to shadow Kensil's every move from the time he walks into Gillette until he leaves the building.
The Patriots need to bust their balls right back.
And if anyone sees that skunk on the sideline, and you will smell his presence, please point him out to everyone in your area and react accordingly.
May I suggest "pins" that are used to inflate footballs.......
 
Here it is.


i prefer to imagine him like this:

 
Yes he is, and so is Troy Vincent. The both checked into my hotel last night and I had to serve them breakfast this morning.

Please tell me you spit all over their food.
 
Cabbies drop him off in Chelsea or Brockton.

I think Kensil needs a shuttle courtesy of the Patriots.

BB: "I got one question. When do get to that fancy little place on Long Island, I imagine you're gonne be takin off that hansom fancy NFL uniform...Ain'tcha?

Kensil: "......"

BB: "Thats what I thought. Now that I can't abide."

BB: "How about you ***** can you abide it?"

TB12 (as he scalps Ted Wells): "Not one damn bit sir."

 
Maybe he's here to personally administer a piss test for Chandler Jones. "You're in big f****** trouble!"
 
Yes he is, and so is Troy Vincent. The both checked into my hotel last night and I had to serve them breakfast this morning.

Renaissance?
 
The first thing they want is the first NFC-NFC Super Bowl since the merger. They would die for a Russell Wilson vs Aaron Rodgers showdown. Also toss in a never-before-seen post-season trade for Andrew Luck just to get him involved somehow, too.
They had Rodgers Wilson last year. GB crapped their pants in the 4th quarter.
 
Odds of Kensil allowing himself to be without an entourage for even a bathroom break:


40,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 1
That's 40 octodecillion to one, for anyone curious
 
I'd be ok with a media person calling him out to his face about being Mort's source and those super secret classified PSI numbers that the NFL has supposedly been measuring.....
 
Renaissance?

No but it is between Boston and Foxboro.

I would spit in there food but I love my job and the money and benefits it supplies.

But I wasn't friendly to them like I normally am to guests.
 
believe him if you will

 
Trying not to be too paranoid here but I am kinda worried about this. If Kensil is here, it is for a purpose. Who knows whats going to come up after we kick ass in this game.
 
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