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Bill and Bunny's First Night Living Together

Since her boyfriend was so much older Bunny decided that they should have separate bedrooms. She was concerned that her boyfriend might overexert himself if they spent the entire night together.

That first evening Bunny prepared herself for bed and heard the expected knock on the door. When she opened it, Bill was standing there, ready for action. After they both climaxed, he left the room and she got ready to go to sleep.

An hour later, Bunny heard another knock on her bedroom door. Bill was standing there, ready for another round. Somewhat surprised, Bunny invited him in and they had sex a second time. When they were done Bill kissed his girlfriend, wished her a fond good night and left.

She curled up in bed, but within a couple hours Bill was knocking on the door again. And once more, he thoroughly pleasured her. But as he turned to leave she said to him, "I am surprised that you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Bill."

Bill, somewhat embarrassed, looked at Bunny and said, "You mean I was in here already?"
 
Bill and Bunny's First Night Living Together

Since her boyfriend was so much older Bunny decided that they should have separate bedrooms. She was concerned that her boyfriend might overexert himself if they spent the entire night together.

That first evening Bunny prepared herself for bed and heard the expected knock on the door. When she opened it, Bill was standing there, ready for action. After they both climaxed, he left the room and she got ready to go to sleep.

An hour later, Bunny heard another knock on her bedroom door. Bill was standing there, ready for another round. Somewhat surprised, Bunny invited him in and they had sex a second time. When they were done Bill kissed his girlfriend, wished her a fond good night and left.

She curled up in bed, but within a couple hours Bill was knocking on the door again. And once more, he thoroughly pleasured her. But as he turned to leave she said to him, "I am surprised that you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Bill."

Bill, somewhat embarrassed, looked at Bunny and said, "You mean I was in here already?"

That joke there reminds me of the one about the guy... who... ahhh... ummm... oh fuhgeddaboutit.
 
Too bad UNC isn't playing at Chestnut Hill this year. Neither team is good this year but I'd be interested in seeing if BB and Bunny get booed lol.

How about a trade BOB to UNC and BB to BC lol
 
Lombardi was going to promise Mohammed bin Salman that the Tarheels would henceforth be known as the Oilers.

Fat Mike seems to not realize that North Carolina is a part of the Bible Belt.
 
This is a big game for Bill tonight. He's off of a bye week, facing a true freshman quarterback in Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele. He and Steve should have a great defensive plan for confusing the kid. Cal is a pretty bad football team; it's time to get a P4 win.
 
This is a big game for Bill tonight. He's off of a bye week, facing a true freshman quarterback in Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele. He and Steve should have a great defensive plan for confusing the kid. Cal is a pretty bad football team; it's time to get a P4 win.
Losing tonight makes another 4 win season in play.
 

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