JETS SUCK 2022 EDITION (OFFICIAL): A SALACIOUS SAGA OF SLEAZY SHENANIGANS

[captain stone]

Just in time for Punky McMilfson's return, the Jete have no offensive line to protect him.

They've gone through more starting LTs than they have games played...

Welcome back Punky!

 

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They've gone through more starting LTs than they have games played...

Welcome back Punky!

I wonder how many times he'll be rolling out to his right this Sunday. Good thing for him he's not left-handed.

 

[Bill Lee]

Well, yes, the Jete scoring more than their opponents is just crazy, but guess what Rich, they are still a disaster of a team that just happens to be stepping in sh!t temporarily. They are underdogs because everyone knows they suck! They got another softie next week with DEN, but then they have to play Pats, Bills, Pats. That dumpster will be blazing by the end of that!

 

[Joker]

Cimini has written more horsesh!t than is produced by all the ranches in Montana, Wyoming and South Dakota...

 

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McMilfson throws for 110 yards and the putrid Jete STILL win? In Green Bay?

 

[Joker]

I'm enjoying the green buffoonery...the Jete fans NEVER fail...they are the Swallows from Crapisstrano...returning to their Gate D theatrics and Fire Marshall Scred antics at the drop of a ....pinhead....

 

[slam]

I said in the Other NFL Games thread that it's now reluctantly time to congratulate the Jets on finally drafting a good Quarterback.

Geno has looked really good this year.

 

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I'm enjoying the green buffoonery...the Jete fans NEVER fail...they are the Swallows from Crapisstrano...returning to their Gate D theatrics and Fire Marshall Scred antics at the drop of a ....pinhead....

Look at this crap:

Jets' Sauce Gardner wears cheesehead at Lambeau Field to celebrate upset win against Packers

The Jets rookie celebrated the win in a cheesy way

www.cbssports.com

 

[BritPat]

That D looks legit to be fair to them. Quinnen Williams is a stud.

 

[UKPatsFanOlly]

Can't wait to go into Metlife in a fortnight's time, with their hopes and expectations raised being above .500 for the first time in living memory, and for Belichick to **** kick the life out of Zach Wilson again

 

[Mike the Brit]

It's Monday morning so time for a little metaphysics as a reminder for new readers.

Deep thinkers have always recognized that there are two levels to the world: appearance and reality, time and eternity, substance and accident, essence and change ... whatever. The two are not separate but how they connect is mysterious. Sometimes they seem to point in different directions but, in the end, they come back together.

So the J-E-T-E may win a few games from time to time, but history teaches that they don't change. They SUCK, once, now, and always.

 

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That D looks legit to be fair to them. Quinnen Williams is a stud.

This isn't the place where people want to, or should, "be fair" to the Jete. And Sneezy Quinine is a moron.

 

[Joker]

Jete Suck Echoes In Eternity...Learn It...Love It...

 

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[BritPat]

This isn't the place where people want to, or should, "be fair" to the Jete. And Sneezy Quinine is a moron.

I'm a big believer in karma, I try not to piss off the football Gods

 

[Joker]

I'm a big believer in karma, I try not to piss off the football Gods

well...you keep up the "have respect" and Quinine looks "real good" and you WILL piss off the football gods. It's bad karma to EVER pump up the green pimps.

 

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I'm a big believer in karma, I try not to piss off the football Gods

Your alleged knowledge of karma is sorely wanting, I'm afraid. It precisely is BECAUSE of karma that the Jete are condemned to eternal suckage. Then there's this: