EDIT: MORE AWARDS! OT: The First Annual PatsFans.com Awards Nomination Thread 2021

[DropKickFlutie]

know

Absolutely fantastic. Let's all pretend the construction guy plumber BGC wasn't ranting about how ludicrous it was for Karras to play LG just 2 months ago. A total fraud. A snowflake moron about football.

Useful to hear what the mainstream morons think on twitter

 

[maust]

 

[patsfanfromoversea]

The Urban Meyer Award - A Poster who regularly posts barely dressed women pictures

 

[fnordcircle]

Just go ahead and give me the Michael Sam award for LGTBQ bravery.

I'm going to a nude Christmas sausage party tonight ffs WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME

 

[fnordcircle]

Me reading this thread when someone doesn't mention my name:

 

[maust]

I'm going to a nude Christmas sausage party tonight ffs WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME

Just every once in awhile, not often mind you, maybe a little... less

 

[fnordcircle]

Just every once in awhile, not often mind you, maybe a little... less

I'm going to a nude sausage party tonight ffs WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME

 

[RobertWeathers]

The Urban Meyer Award - A Poster who regularly posts barely dressed women pictures

Does the AT&T girl count?

 

[PScottman]

WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME

James White's phone number. His cars have extended warranties too you know.

 

[patsfanfromoversea]

Does the AT&T girl count?

I would say yes but then there is quit a bunch of posters who could get this award

 

[Rob0729]

The Urban Meyer Award - A Poster who regularly posts barely dressed women pictures

I feel this is an important award and I want to take my selection seriously. Anyone who wants my vote for this award, please DM me examples of your best work for my consideration.

 

[Rob0729]

Just go ahead and give me the Michael Sam award for LGTBQ bravery.

I'm going to a nude Christmas sausage party tonight ffs WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME

Well, that depends. Is this a party of a bunch of naked men or are they just serving bratwursts without the casings?

 

[maust]

I'm going to a nude sausage party tonight ffs WHAT MORE DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME

Ummm... I was thinking less specific info on the overshare.
I understand you can't help that there couldn't be much less in the way of actual sausage

 

[Clonamery]

MVP
Ian (gotta get my brown nose pts)

Smart Poster
Patfanken
Bacongrundle

Funny Poster
Fnordicle
Patsjew
Joker

Nice Poster
Sammybluecat

Crazy Poster
Captain Stone

Leader Poster
RobertWeathers
Ross12

Snitches Get Stitches
TBD

Sexiest Poster
JarOfMayo51

Doing this on my phone, I will have to update more later when I get home

You got my nomination for Brown Nosed Poster.

 

[fnordcircle]

You got my nomination for Brown Nosed Poster.

Devin McCourty Matt Patricia's Favorite Award.

 

[patsfanfromoversea]

I feel this is an important award and I want to take my selection seriously. Anyone who wants my vote for this award, please DM me examples of your best work for my consideration.

SteveSection and Venecol are front runners imo

 

[Chevy]

I think we need some more main-stream awards:

Most Excessive Use of "Intrigued"

Best Dig Hidden in a Compliment

The Lazarus Award - Most Threads Resurrected

The Ghost Award - Most Threads Started then Ignored buy the OP

The Door to Door Award - Best (or is it Worst?) Sales Pitch Hidden in a Post

Sir/Ma'am, this is a Wendy's Award - Most OT Post so OT it doesn't fit any of the sub-forums, let alone the main.

 

[Kontradiction]

For the millennials - Most Excessive Use of the Word “Literally.”

 

[patsfanfromoversea]

For the millennials - Most Excessive Use of the Word “Literally.”

You are a Front Runner for the most funniest Poster i am honest here
I am the Front runner for the most spelling mistakes Award probably

 

[Steve102]

Ross Ventrone Award: Poster that's never really gone but not truly here

Cassius Marsh Award: Poster for whom it's all just too hard

Shawn Springs Award: Poster that's never met a bridge they haven't considered burning

Corey Dillon Award: Poster that had a period of high volume then just like that... went quietly

Assante Samuel Award: Poster that's a legend in their own mind

Irving Fryar/Chad Ochostinko/Antonio Brown Award: Poster most likely to have others thinking "What in the seven hells...?"

Shawn Springs didn't burn bridges, he nuked them. Good one.

The Urban Meyer Award - A Poster who regularly posts barely dressed women pictures

Does the AT&T girl count?

SteveSection and Venecol are front runners imo

I should confess that I am Lily's agent.