EDIT: MORE AWARDS! OT: The First Annual PatsFans.com Awards Nomination Thread 2021

[farn]

Mosslost has my vote.

If we doing historical, yes. If we going contemporary, there are still many contenders.

 

[Joker]

when I was born the doctor slapped my mother and said "this freakin' kid ain't even funny...now wipe that smile off your face..."...

 

[doesntmatter1]

So many great people on this board over the years. Too many choices for most of the categories but I got to throw my vote for Patjew as the funniest poster. Never see his posts coming and he has made me actually spit out my drink before.

Crazy-Dwtoys for the draft alone but I love it.

Lastly, I have to give a shout out to Captain. He catches flack but he is one of my favorite posters. There are usually players that deserve pure hate that seem to fall through the cracks. Sometimes I feel I am alone with this hate and then Captain comes along with the same hate x2.

 

[DropKickFlutie]

So many great people on this board over the years. Too many choices for most of the categories but I got to throw my vote for Patjew as the funniest poster. Never see his posts coming and he has made me actually spit out my drink before.

Crazy-Dwtoys for the draft alone but I love it.

Lastly, I have to give a shout out to Captain. He catches flack but he is one of my favorite posters. There are usually players that deserve pure hate that seem to fall through the cracks. Sometimes I feel I am alone with this hate and then Captain comes along with the same hate x2.

Captain knows his football. Ross12 and ashley have been right a lot. And Ian is the best.

Also a bunch maybe don't post often but are very intelligent: brdmav, scout, kasmir, nabw, ct77, rainm, ice, tony, forgetting several others. There are a lot of good posters here who aren't fake expert construction guys or total clowns.

 

[Joker]

No matter how stupid or ignorant or abstruse I get I can always count on the Captain to give me a like ...because at the end of the day WE are all Patriots fans

 

[Jlaff]

Can't @Ian or one of the mods determine the Mangini award on an objective basis? This award definitely needs to be included.

 

[PScottman]

Welcome to the first annual PatsFans.com Awards Ceremony Thread!

PatsFans.com has become a part of my everyday life. I mean literally every day of my life I check this site like it's Facebook. I provide actually 0 value to the site other than snide comments and perpetual sarcasm, but YOU fabulous people make some great content. So this thread is an appreciation for all those who make this website worth visiting every day. You can tell how much I love this forum by how much money I've donated towards it.

If @Ian is up for it, it'd be cool for everyone to get their own award flair under their name. Kinda like the PatsFans.com supporter, or Pick Em winner labels folks get.

Here's how this will go:

If you are interested, provide me with no less than 3 names for each category via private message. These nominations will take place up through 12/24/2021. Once I get the list of names, I will take the top 3 mentioned names and those will be the nominees for that category. Once the nominees are set, we'll commence the voting period (either by public vote per award, or privately, depending on what the mods would prefer; I don't want to have too many OT threads clogging up the main forum but the discussion during voting could be pretty fun). The hope is that the award recipients will be named by wildcard weekend.

Without further ado, the awards are as follows:

1. The Mac Jones Most Valuable Poster Award
Named after the should-be MVP of the 2021 season, this one goes without saying. This poster adds the most value to the forum. I don't want to set too many parameters on this, because ultimately what makes this place valuable to everyone is different.

2. The Bill Belichick Smartest Poster Award
This poster is someone who constistently posts informative content, whether it be about the draft, play analysis, or NFL or team history. It could even be about non-football topics. You know when this person speaks, they're not blowing smoke up your ass and they have done sufficient research into the topic at hand. At the least, if this person doesn't know enough about a topic, they will tell you up front and not try to lie about it or misrepresent an argument.

3. The Matt Judon Class Clown Award
The funniest poster. Obviously.

4. The Lawrence Guy Nicest Guy (or Girl) Award
This award goes to the nicest poster on the board. You never hear them call someone names, they're always helpful, they're kind. Someone you would want your daughter (or son) to marry.

5. The Ernie Adams Craziest Poster Award
This is the craziest poster on the board. You have no idea what they're rambling on about half the time, but between the obvious signs of psychosis they still make you laugh or bring a bit of je ne sais quoi to the forum.

6. The Matthew Slater Leadership Award
This poster never gets too down on the team when they're bad and never gets too high on the team when they're good. They lead by example, and are glue that keeps this community together.

7. The Eric Mangini Most Likely to Report you to the Mods Award
This goes to the biggest snitch on the forum and is a bit of an anti-award. You don't want it.

I know I didnt say it previously, but this thread of yours is pure genius BTW.

1. Patfanken (honorable mention to BobDigital)
2. BaconGrundleCandy
3. (It's a tie!) Fnordcircle/ & PatJew
4. Ashley
5. Joker (it's the good kind of psychosis...)
6. RobertWeathers
7. Isn't it kind've snitching to state who the biggest snitch is?

 

[Triumph]

Then there should be the “NEM”

no explanation required.

He passed away.

I met him prior to Super Bowl 42 at the Phoenix, Arizona Pats Fans club.

 

[sb1]

How about some awards for thread or posts?

Best thread? Can’t think of a good name for it. I’d like to nominate @RobertWeathers Why Not Us? for this one. Love the optimism.

Worst ( I don’t care.I can’t stand it Award?)

Funniest (Tourch award?)

Lol

 

[sb1]

Mosslost has my vote.

Best poll?

 

[RobertWeathers]

Best poll?

It was epic when he got banned here and went over to ChiefsPlanet.

They had no idea what to make of him. He completely paralyzed them.

 

[Kontradiction]

It was epic when he got banned here and went over to ChiefsPlanet.

They had no idea what to make of him. He completely paralyzed them.

Nobody has an idea of what to make of him. He’s a force of nature.

 

[JayNM]

Oh no private messages required. Let me go ahead and cast my vote

1. The Mac Jones Most Valuable Poster Award
JayNM - He is like Midas in the technology era. Everything he types is gold.

2. The Bill Belichick Smartest Poster Award
JayNM - According to multiple Internet IQ tests, very sarmt

3. The Matt Judon Class Clown Award
JayNM - Netflix is creating a special with all his posts. Hilarious

4. The Lawrence Guy Nicest Guy (or Girl) Award
JayNM - He is an organ donor. Not the card, he already donated his organ to other people. Truly selfless

5. The Ernie Adams Craziest Poster Award
JayNM - Bazinga. Boom, obviously Im a social pariah with faulty social skill, look at my catch word.

6. The Matthew Slater Leadership Award
JayNM - People died to uphold his name. Soon this era will no longer be AD, but rather JNMA
(JayNM Age)

7. The Eric Mangini Most Likely to Report you to the Mods Award
JayNM - The law-abding never ceases, even at the expense of looking like a *****. He thinks Minority Report would solve a lot of issues

Also Im hereby creating a new award

8. The Adalius Thomas of Self-Servicing/Narcisism Award
@BaconGrundleCandy . Creating a thread about things he read and thought interesting enough to share? What a jerk.

 

[RobertWeathers]

Nobody has an idea of what to make of him. He’s a force of nature.

I wish he'd come around more. I had forgotten what his new handle is here.

He was so funny on CF. He got thrown in the Romper Room not because of combative, offensive posting but for posting **** the mods had no idea what to do with.

 

[Steve102]

Oh no private messages required. Let me go ahead and cast my vote

1. The Mac Jones Most Valuable Poster Award
JayNM - He is like Midas in the technology era. Everything he types is gold.

2. The Bill Belichick Smartest Poster Award
JayNM - According to multiple Internet IQ tests, very sarmt

3. The Matt Judon Class Clown Award
JayNM - Netflix is creating a special with all his posts. Hilarious

4. The Lawrence Guy Nicest Guy (or Girl) Award
JayNM - He is an organ donor. Not the card, he already donated his organ to other people. Truly selfless

5. The Ernie Adams Craziest Poster Award
JayNM - Bazinga. Boom, obviously Im a social pariah with faulty social skill, look at my catch word.

6. The Matthew Slater Leadership Award
JayNM - People died to uphold his name. Soon this era will no longer be AD, but rather JNMA
(JayNM Age)

7. The Eric Mangini Most Likely to Report you to the Mods Award
JayNM - The law-abding never ceases, even at the expense of looking like a *****. He thinks Minority Report would solve a lot of issues

Also Im hereby creating a new award

8. The Adalius Thomas of Self-Servicing/Narcisism Award
@BaconGrundleCandy . Creating a thread about things he read and thought interesting enough to share? What a jerk.

 

[yukon cornelius]

shouldn't we have a Ray Lewis killed a guy category that never gets any nominees?

 

[Chevy]

shouldn't we have a Ray Lewis killed a guy category that never gets any nominees?

I still want my damn emoji back!

 

[Kontradiction]

shouldn't we have a Ray Lewis killed a guy category that never gets any nominees?

Two of them.

 

[A Defiant Goose]

As the years go on maybe this will evolve into more / different awards but we'll stick to these just to keep things simple

 

[ctpatsfan77]

This is either the greatest thread idea ever or could go horrible off the rails quickly. I doubt it will be anywhere in between.