Content Post Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[pazrul72]

Haven't gone through the whole thread, but if it is not posted I thought this video would provide some enjoyment.

the last line of that video is pure beautiful poetry. "deprived fans who briefly saw the light of glory only to realize they were actually on the Jersey turnpike and that light was from a massive 18 wheeler coming to smash their delusional Hope's once again. "

 

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Haven't gone through the whole thread, but if it is not posted I thought this video would provide some enjoyment.

Thank you for posting this, it's stupendous! Too bad it didn't continue through the Toilet Bowles years.

 

[JetFan79]

Finally, the season can start...

 

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Jets suckage update:

Finally, the season can start...

So Darnit got fat and started smoking. Yeah, that's real encouraging.

Serious question: is there ANYONE associated with your "team" that is not a moron?

 

[JetFan79]

Jets suckage update:
So Darnit got fat and started smoking. Yeah, that's real encouraging.

Serious question: is there ANYONE associated with your "team" that is not a moron?

He went tanning too.

A lot.

 

[Joker]

Jets suckage update:
So Darnit got fat and started smoking. Yeah, that's real encouraging.

Serious question: is there ANYONE associated with your "team" that is not a moron?

Yeah...the guy that sells these idiots that cheap horse piss they call beer for 10 bucks a cup...

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Decided to come into this thread just to say:

Screw the jets!

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Not only do the Jets suck, but they’ve now pinned the next three years to big contracts that will keep them in suckage no matter what. Cromagnon literally could not have yielded worse drafts if he tried. The numbers of flat our busts defies all laws of probability. That team is flaming garbage.

Bills should be proud of that defense they’ve built, and at least Miami is collecting a ton of draft capital. Jets are in their “win now” mode and probably won’t get to five wins.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Not only do the Jets suck, but they’ve now pinned the next three years to big contracts that will keep them in suckage no matter what. Cromagnon literally could not have yielded worse drafts if he tried. The numbers of flat our busts defies all laws of probability. That team is flaming garbage.

Bills should be proud of that defense they’ve built, and at least Miami is collecting a ton of draft capital. Jets are in their “win now” mode and probably won’t get to five wins.

Jets will be 0-5 before they even have a chance to win a game. Embarrassment of a franchise. 0-5. When is last time NE lost five games before winning 1 to start a season?

Embarrassing team.

 

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Not only do the Jets suck, but they’ve now pinned the next three years to big contracts that will keep them in suckage no matter what. Cromagnon literally could not have yielded worse drafts if he tried. The numbers of flat our busts defies all laws of probability. That team is flaming garbage.

Bills should be proud of that defense they’ve built, and at least Miami is collecting a ton of draft capital. Jets are in their “win now” mode and probably won’t get to five wins.

They just can't get the hang of tanking. They most likely will go 0-6 with upcoming games vs. Philly, Cowboys and Pats so at that point their season is unsalvageable. Why not shoot the works and go all-in for a legit franchise quarterback in the 2020 draft? Googly Gaze never cared for Darnit anyway, maybe they could trade him to the Bills.

 

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[maust]

Sooo, ol Googly Gaze gave the bulk of 1st team practice reps to a QB that hasn't been, and may not be, cleared to play. Given the (ahem) mastery of the offense Falk has shown only in Jete land does that make any sense.

"Head coach Adam Gase said at a Thursday press conference that the quarterback looked good in his return to the practice field and that he took most of the first-team reps during drills."

“...it’s all going to be about the test results,” Gase said of Darnold’s chances of playing this weekend."

He really is the right coach for them.

Adam Gase: It’s all about the test results with Sam Darnold

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Sooo, ol Googly Gaze gave the bulk of 1st team practice reps to a QB that hasn't been, and may not be, cleared to play. Given the (ahem) mastery of the offense Falk has shown only in Jete land does that make any sense.

"Head coach Adam Gase said at a Thursday press conference that the quarterback looked good in his return to the practice field and that he took most of the first-team reps during drills."

“...it’s all going to be about the test results,” Gase said of Darnold’s chances of playing this weekend."

He really is the right coach for them.

Adam Gase: It’s all about the test results with Sam Darnold

I got a copy of the test results for Darnold: Fail

 

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I got a copy of the test results for Darnold: Fail

Just imagine if he played and the green spleen burst to smithereens. The Jete would have a double bust on their hands.

 

[YOUGOTMOSSED]

Just imagine if he played and the green spleen burst to smithereens. The Jete would have a double bust on their hands.

Within the next few weeks, the Jets will be out of playoff contention.

What in God's Holy name is the point of risking a spleen rupture on the QB they perceive as their future?

 

[captain stone]

...What in God's Holy name is the point of risking a spleen rupture on the QB they perceive as their future?

Unless they don't...

 

[maust]

Just imagine if he played and the green spleen burst to smithereens. The Jete would have a double bust on their hands.

So, a busted bust then.

 

[BaconGrundleCandy]

 

[Clonamery]

Yikes.

 

[1960Pats]

Not only do the Jets suck, but they’ve now pinned the next three years to big contracts that will keep them in suckage no matter what. Cromagnon literally could not have yielded worse drafts if he tried. The numbers of flat our busts defies all laws of probability. That team is flaming garbage.

Bills should be proud of that defense they’ve built, and at least Miami is collecting a ton of draft capital. Jets are in their “win now” mode and probably won’t get to five wins.

The Jete have a "win now" mode? I didn't know that.