Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[1960Pats]

Imagine if the Jets had drafted Daniel Jones? Sucks to always get the wrong guy.

The funny thing is, everyone wants to anoint Jones as the King of New York after one win, but he doesn't play in NY. Meanwhile, the only QB who plays in New York has his team off to a 3-0 start.

 

[1960Pats]

Have you not been to the new stadium yet?

The seats in lower bowl between the 30s are the $30k PSL, $700 per game tickets. They also come along with field access (during the game) and the most ridiculous inside club section (think of 5 star NYC hotel lunch spread) directly beneath the seats.

Those seats are almost always empty during the game.

Then the Mezz Club seats, which are the entire 2nd level between the endzones, also have pretty swanky indoor bars n food behind them. So those also many times are empty.

Just a lil fyi in case you ever want to treat yourself to some of the high life.

Do those seats come with gas masks?

 

[Tunescribe]

Do those seats come with gas masks?

The obnoxious air raid siren that blares between plays when the Jete are on defense actually is a stank alert.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I just saw a look ahead line of NYJ at Miami and the game is a pick em. Lololol.

 

[SBLIII]

I just saw a look ahead line of NYJ at Miami and the game is a pick em. Lololol.

The Jets are still the Jets

 

[reflexblue]

Your grammar is Jet-like.

'Your' vs you're is not a grammatical error, its punctuation or maybe spelling. Either way its weak sauce in defending the jete. (Including fans)

If you want to say nice things about the jest, maybe you should start a thread of your own.

 

[LJRomanoff]

'Your' vs you're is not a grammatical error, its punctuation or maybe spelling. Either way its weak sauce in defending the jete.

If you want to say nice things about the jest, maybe you should start a thread of your own.

I haven't said anything about the Jets. All my comments were about Jets fans.

 

[Joker]

well..glad THAT'S cleared up. So anyway, say something about the Jets...this is the thread wherein Jet comments are posted for the sake of uniformity and succinctness.

 

[reflexblue]

Hey the jete didn't lose today, oh thats right they didn't play.

 

[Tunescribe]

Hey the jete didn't lose today, oh thats right they didn't play.

We don't know if they lost or not this weekend. Maybe Darnit went out with another high school girl last night. Maybe Quinine had a sneezing fit and drove into a telephone pole. Maybe Robbie Anderson got arrested. Maybe the Bountygator got in a fist fight with Googly Gaze. We might never know for sure.

 

[maust]

Darnit apparently a bit spleeny, he needs to have a heart to spleen talk with that rebellious organ

Sam Darnold: My spleen is going to do what it’s going to do

 

[Tunescribe]

Darnit apparently a bit spleeny, he needs to have a heart to spleen talk with that rebellious organ

Sam Darnold: My spleen is going to do what it’s going to do

Is that what you call venting his spleen?

 

[Tony2046]

I just saw a look ahead line of NYJ at Miami and the game is a pick em. Lololol.

One fan base thinks they're up and coming while the other thinks their team is tanking. Haha

What a kick in the nuts for the up and comer crowd.

 

[Joker]

I wonder what Browning Nagle is doing these days?

 

[Tunescribe]

One fan base thinks they're up and coming while the other thinks their team is tanking.

I'm confused, which is which? Both are winless, both suck. The Jete have tried to tank the last two years and failed -- maybe this time they mean it?

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

I'm confused -- which is which?

Jets are more embarrassing than Miami. Miami at least knew this was a lost season. Jets and their vomit colored fans believed playoffs.

I HOPE Miami beats NYJ.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Darnit apparently a bit spleeny, he needs to have a heart to spleen talk with that rebellious organ

Sam Darnold: My spleen is going to do what it’s going to do

He needs a better spleen, but also needs a better brain

 

[1960Pats]

The Jete moved ahead of the Phins into 3rd place this week in the AFCE. Congrats to their team for a job well done. I guess this means that those two teams are rivals again.

 

[chris_in_sunnyvale]

That must’ve been brutal.

No. The Raiders fans all left at halftime. I'd give the Jets fans the edge in ****tiness.

Although I will say that for one game, the atmosphere seemed dicey for the Pats/Raiders Nov. 2002 game...first game in Oakland after the Snow Bowl.

Regards,
Chris

 

[sturmrider]

Haven't gone through the whole thread, but if it is not posted I thought this video would provide some enjoyment.