Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[Bill Lee]

Good article on Jete coaching staff dysfunction: https://nypost.com/2019/02/10/the-jets-coaching-staff-is-a-volcano-waiting-to-blow/

Da Jete coaching staff already blows.

If Darnit's girlfriend did as well, maybe he wouldn't have mono...

He'll be toast by mid-season. I suspect his Tweets will progressively become angrier and more irrational. Then he'll get robbed again by two "girlfriends" and that will push him over the edge.

Maybe his 'girfriends' will be given a medical check up and be sent over to Darnit's place?

Gotta do something to keep that boy's hormones in check before his spleen explodes...

 

[TommyD4207]

Crying all the way to the bank, this guy.

Hey AB, THIS is how you use social media.

 

[Hammer of Thor]

Chase Winovich: 13 snaps, 1 tackle, 1 QB hit, 0.5 sacks.

Jachai Polite selected 8 spots earlier: Seahawks release Jachai Polite from the practice squad

 

[Joker]

Damn Darnit...picked #3 in the first round...out for a month for kissing his 10 year old cousin Damnatha...

 

[Tony2046]

Da Jete coaching staff already blows.

If Darnit's girlfriend did as well, maybe he wouldn't have mono...

Maybe his 'girfriends' will be given a medical check up and be sent over to Darnit's place?

Gotta do something to keep that boy's hormones in check before his spleen explodes...

What if it was his boyfriend?



Do we still call it mono?

 

[Tunescribe]

What a coincidence: the Stink Bug -- a common and reviled pest -- is JETE GREEN! Link: What Does a Stink Bug look like? Pictures & Look Alikes | Pestbugs

 

[Tunescribe]

What if it was his boyfriend? Do we still call it mono?

Tough question. Maybe homomono? Or would that be deemed derogatory? It wouldn't be heteromono ... Gaymono seems a bit trite. Rainbowmono or LGBTmono could be considered all inclusive but forces the PC angle. I'd be OK with Jetemono but that probably is just me.

 

[Bill Lee]

Sam Darnold: Jets are going to go on a little run here

Sam Darnold: Jets are going to go on a little run here

I though mono affected the spleen not the brain.

I think I'd also run away if I found myself on da Jete.

 

[BTTA]

FOLLOW ME! I'M THE FRIED PIPER!

Gase throws team under the bus:
“There was a lot of things he did really well that he didn’t get a lot of help with,” Gase said at his postgame press conference. “That was frustrating to see that the guy that’s in his first NFL start knows what’s going on and other guys aren’t executing the way it should be done.”

 

[Tunescribe]

Sam Darnold: Jets are going to go on a little run here

Sam Darnold: Jets are going to go on a little run here

I though mono affected the spleen not the brain.

I think I'd also run away if I found myself on da Jete.

Uh-oh, he's giving away the game plan for Philly -- a two-yard draw play with Levon Belch on third-and-10.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Sam Darnold: Jets are going to go on a little run here

Sam Darnold: Jets are going to go on a little run here

I though mono affected the spleen not the brain.

I think I'd also run away if I found myself on da Jete.

Who actually says this to the press?

 

[slam]

Sam Darnold: Jets are going to go on a little run here

Sam Darnold: Jets are going to go on a little run here

I though mono affected the spleen not the brain.

I think I'd also run away if I found myself on da Jete.

Are we sure he's not saying he has the runs and will be out three more weeks?

 

[shmessy]

Manish Mehta

✔@MMehtaNYDN
Jamal Adams has cancelled his weekly radio spot on WFAN

2:03 PM - Sep 24, 2019
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Pat Patriot mascot- - I'm still standin', wimp!!!!!!!

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[Bill Lee]

Now, if only his head would shrink too.

 

[Bill Lee]

Fales failed...

 

[Bill Lee]

So much content just there for the taking for da Jete beat writers:

 

[TomPatriot]

Who actually says this to the press?

Jet players.

 

[Bill Lee]

The audio is almost as bad as da Jete, but it's mandatory to post the obligitory Joe and Evan rant:

 

[Tunescribe]

Manish Mehta

✔@MMehtaNYDN
Jamal Adams has cancelled his weekly radio spot on WFAN

2:03 PM - Sep 24, 2019
__________________

Pat Patriot mascot- - I'm still standin', wimp!!!!!!!

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I'm surprised "Punk" Adams was considered to have a big enough vocabulary for a radio show. Either he ran out of words or this is part of his systematic divestment of all things Jete en route to another team.

 

[shmessy]

Brandon Moore's Butt Monologue: