Content Post Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[SBLIII]

Rank the Top Quarterbacks, 2016-19 based on where they’d go now in a re-draft today

Baker Mayfield
Patrick Mahomes
Josh Rosen
Mitchell Trubisky
Deshaun Watson
Carson Wentz
Jared Goff
Daniel Jones
Josh Allen
Lamar Jackson
Kyler Murray
12. Sam Darnold (pre-ranked for you, not debatable)

Rosen is the only guy who has disappointed as much as Darnold, but he’s also played on the 32nd best team in the NFL, in total chaos, two straight years. Trubisky sucks but not on a Darnold level...at least he can participate in games.

Reminder: Jets traded THREE 2nd round picks to move up two slots to draft Mr. Bust.

Report: Jets Bring In Texas Tech QB Mahomes For Visit

Jets need to select Patrick Mahomes in 2017 NFL Draft

Mahomes
Watson
Wentz
Jackson
Goff
Mayfield
Jones
Murray
Allen
Darnold
Rosen
Trubisky

 

[moosekill]

Rank the Top Quarterbacks, 2016-19 based on where they’d go now in a re-draft today

Baker Mayfield
Patrick Mahomes
Josh Rosen
Mitchell Trubisky
Deshaun Watson
Carson Wentz
Jared Goff
Daniel Jones
Josh Allen
Lamar Jackson
Kyler Murray
12. Sam Darnold (pre-ranked for you, not debatable)

Rosen is the only guy who has disappointed as much as Darnold, but he’s also played on the 32nd best team in the NFL, in total chaos, two straight years. Trubisky sucks but not on a Darnold level...at least he can participate in games.

Reminder: Jets traded THREE 2nd round picks to move up two slots to draft Mr. Bust.

Report: Jets Bring In Texas Tech QB Mahomes For Visit

Jets need to select Patrick Mahomes in 2017 NFL Draft

I know this is about how bad the jets suck, but if this is how you rank the qb's, um yikes.

 

[shmessy]

WaaaaWaaaaaWaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TomPatriot]

WaaaaWaaaaaWaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

"How about employing guys like Josh Gordon?"

I just watch a Jets nerdball fan drive around in car muttering to himself. I want those 90 seconds of my life back.

 

[captain stone]

Brandon Moore's Butt Monologue:

That voice!!! Aaarrrggghhh!!! I feckin HATE the way Sewer Yorkers talk!

 

[Tunescribe]

WaaaaWaaaaaWaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

"This has nothing to do with me being a Jets fan."

When will he be doing a rundown of all the scumbag Jete players/coaches/front office people? For that matter, the Jete arrest and league suspension docket is miles longer than New England's. Idiot.

 

[shmessy]

"This has nothing to do with me being a Jets fan."

When will he be doing a rundown of all the scumbag Jete players/coaches/front office people? For that matter, the Jete arrest and league suspension docket is miles longer than New England's. Idiot.

Tune, relax - - I think it's at the point where we don't have waste to anger at them. Just drink in their delicious tears! He's shrieking for help.

This is an enjoyable thing. Appreciate the death rattles.

.

 

[shmessy]

"How about employing guys like Josh Gordon?"

I just watch a Jets nerdball fan drive around in car muttering to himself. I want those 90 seconds of my life back.

I'm only giving refunds for the first 30.

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[Tunescribe]

Hey folks, let's give a round of applause for Quinine "Sneezy" Williams, the Jete No. 3 overall draft pick for 2019! He has played a total of 24 snaps this season at DT with ZERO tackles. To be fair, we're still at the height of ragweed allergy season so perhaps later this fall Sneezy will recover from his, ahem, "ankle injury" and make an impact. If not, he always can fondly look back at the one tackle he made over the course of three preseason games. That is, if he can forget the $22k fine received for a late hit on the QB.

Link: ESPN Predicts Quinnen Williams Will Win Defensive Rookie Of The Year

 

[Tunescribe]

Tune, relax - - I think it's at the point where we don't have waste to anger at them. Just drink in their delicious tears! He's shrieking for help.

This is an enjoyable thing. Appreciate the death rattles.

.

I'm not at all angry, just documenting the idiot's hypocrisy. But I will take you up on reimbursing that 30 seconds.

 

[shmessy]

I'm not at all angry, just documenting the idiot's hypocrisy. But I will take you up on reimbursing that 30 seconds.

DM me your bank account and routing numbers and I'll have the $5,000,000 direct deposited once that nephew of a Nigerian Prince comes through for me!

.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

I know this is about how bad the jets suck, but if this is how you rank the qb's, um yikes.

No, none of them are ordered except the last one.

 

[TommyD4207]

"This has nothing to do with me being a Jets fan."

When will he be doing a rundown of all the scumbag Jete players/coaches/front office people? For that matter, the Jete arrest and league suspension docket is miles longer than New England's. Idiot.

Psh. You could just list defensive linemen and it would be miles longer than New England's.

 

[Tunescribe]

This guy has the Jete rebounding to finish 6-1o. Link: Can Jets still finish .500? Salvage Adam Gase’s debut season? Re-evaluating win-loss predictions for final 13 games

 

[Clonamery]

This guy has the Jete rebounding to finish 6-1o. Link: Can Jets still finish .500? Salvage Adam Gase’s debut season? Re-evaluating win-loss predictions for final 13 games

Good writer, suck some of the fans back in. Resurrect the pain.

 

[Bill Lee]

Brandon Moore's Butt Monologue:

It's the gift that keeps giving:



"Mad Dog" Russo does a great job of running down how incredibly embarrassing the butt fumble was, as an ice sculptor creates an ice statue of Mark Sanchez's face going in to Brandon Moore's butt.



A deep rewind indeed.



Just the facts.

 

[BadMoFo]

A Jete fan can't even behave on a Jete.
Jets Fan In Coach Demanded First-Class Bathroom Arrested

 

[Clonamery]

A Jete fan can't even behave on a Jete.
Jets Fan In Coach Demanded First-Class Bathroom Arrested

Another butt fumble.

 

[IcyPatriot]

A Jete fan can't even behave on a Jete.
Jets Fan In Coach Demanded First-Class Bathroom Arrested

 

[maust]

A Jete fan can't even behave on a Jete.
Jets Fan In Coach Demanded First-Class Bathroom Arrested

I love the part where he goes on about not being broke ass and paying his money like everyone else. Sorry Jete fan but not quite like everyone else, or there'd have been no issue with using the 1st class head. C'mon man, the airline can't be having that (literal) Jete stank in 1st class wtf