Jets Suck -- 2019 Edition (Official): Entering A New Half-Century of Moronic Mediocrity!

[Tunescribe]

I love the part where he goes on about not being broke ass and paying his money like everyone else. Sorry Jete fan but not quite like everyone else, or there'd have been no issue with using the 1st class head. C'mon man, the airline can't be having that (literal) Jete stank in 1st class wtf

I've seen other people present the argument like this moron does, "I make more money than you do, therefore I'm better than you." It just makes no sense, I know a lot of well-off idiots. This Jete puke broadcasts being an inherent loser by what he's wearing; the (assumed) gold necklace doesn't help any.

 

[maust]

I've seen other people present the argument like this moron does, "I make more money than you do, therefore I'm better than you." It just makes no sense, I know a lot of well-off idiots. This Jete puke broadcasts being an inherent loser by what he's wearing; the (assumed) gold necklace doesn't help any.

My thought was simply if he's such a big baller and all' why the hell is he in coach?

 

[reflexblue]

I love this line from the comments section

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• "I feel badly because he’s a jets fan and he must have a lot of emotional problems"which I am extremely sympathetic toward....but you can’t threaten to kill people on a plane.

 

[fair catch fryar]

....that it would be a Jet's fan to feel so entitled and cause a plane to force an emergency landing.

Man Arrested After Tirade Over Long Bathroom Line Forces LAX-Bound Flight To Make Emergency Landing

My bad. I should've known better than make an independent thread devoted to anything pathetically related to the Jets. Thanks for merging.

 

[maust]

My bad. I should've known better than make an independent thread devoted to anything pathetically related to the Jets. Thanks for merging.

If only you'd remembered:

We have a place where we (ahem, cough) 'celebrate' all things Jete...

And thought surely this is already posted there and the denizens and soft associates that gather there must already be sharing comments on this and I will feel welcomed in their midst.

That as a member of patsfans you are fortunate enough to have a true humanitarian who has selflessly dedicated himself to the cause of illustrating and isolating the danger of Jete stank to a largely unsuspecting world

And that said member would take the time to year in and year out create a thread that would certainly be in Tune with the greater good and his altruistic goal.

 

[JetFan79]

Obviously plenty of bathrooms in JetLife Stadium...

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Obviously plenty of bathrooms in JetLife Stadium...

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Thanks for a list of the highest capacity stadiums in the league.

 

[ZoisKing]

NYC is something else. Place smells like piss but people love it. Why not love a team like the Jets too

 

[Tunescribe]

Obviously plenty of bathrooms in JetLife Stadium...

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Significant post remediation needed here:

(1). The venue widely is known as New Giants Stadium.

(2). They're not "bathrooms," they're restrooms (although, Jete fans commonly have been known to bathe in sinks and soak their heads in toilets).

(3). Regarding Jete games specifically there is HUGE disparity between actual attendance and stadium capacity. Even on television it's obvious that many, many seats are vacant from kickoff-onward, especially in the lower bowl. Apparently, the sideline stank dissipates somewhat before reaching seats in the upper deck. But the whole place usually empties out by early in the fourth quarter.

(4). Nothing mitigates Jete suckage.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Imagine if the Jets had drafted Daniel Jones? Sucks to always get the wrong guy.

 

[JetFan79]

Significant post remediation needed here:

(1). The venue widely is known as New Giants Stadium.

(2). They're not "bathrooms," they're restrooms (although, Jete fans commonly have been known to bathe in sinks and soak their heads in toilets).

(3). Regarding Jete games specifically there is HUGE disparity between actual attendance and stadium capacity. Even on television it's obvious that many, many seats are vacant from kickoff-onward, especially in the lower bowl. Apparently, the sideline stank dissipates somewhat before reaching seats in the upper deck. But the whole place usually empties out by early in the fourth quarter.

(4). Nothing mitigates Jete suckage.

Have you not been to the new stadium yet?

The seats in lower bowl between the 30s are the $30k PSL, $700 per game tickets. They also come along with field access (during the game) and the most ridiculous inside club section (think of 5 star NYC hotel lunch spread) directly beneath the seats.

Those seats are almost always empty during the game.

Then the Mezz Club seats, which are the entire 2nd level between the endzones, also have pretty swanky indoor bars n food behind them. So those also many times are empty.

Just a lil fyi in case you ever want to treat yourself to some of the high life.

 

[maust]

Obviously plenty of bathrooms in JetLife Stadium...

And apparently the lines for them must be short since the jete are playing to well below capacity. What's the deal with that?

 

[reflexblue]

Obviously plenty of bathrooms in JetLife Stadium...

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Wow so many suckers that pay good money to watch a bad team that has sucked for most of the last 51 years

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Jet fans are nostalgic for the days of Woody Johnson’s 6-10 failures. The Christopher Johnson era is marked by clown shows that couldn’t even make it to SNL skits due to exaggerated stupidity.

 

[maust]

Have you not been to the new stadium yet?

blah...blah

Then the Mezz Club seats, which are the entire 2nd level between the endzones, also have pretty swanky indoor bars n food behind them. So those also many times are empty.

Just a lil fyi in case you ever want to treat yourself to some of the high life.

So the stadium is more or less pearls for the Jete pig?

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Have you not been to the new stadium yet?

The seats in lower bowl between the 30s are the $30k PSL, $700 per game tickets. They also come along with field access (during the game) and the most ridiculous inside club section (think of 5 star NYC hotel lunch spread) directly beneath the seats.

Those seats are almost always empty during the game.

Then the Mezz Club seats, which are the entire 2nd level between the endzones, also have pretty swanky indoor bars n food behind them. So those also many times are empty.

Just a lil fyi in case you ever want to treat yourself to some of the high life.

Aren’t there high class BDSM escorts who can dine with you at you an upscale restaurant and then humiliate and torture you eight times a year for less than 30K?

 

[JetFan79]

Aren’t there high class BDSM escorts who can dine with you at you an upscale restaurant and then humiliate and torture you eight times a year for less than 30K?

Those PSLs may actually be 50k. I forget.

 

[Tunescribe]

Have you not been to the new stadium yet?

The seats in lower bowl between the 30s are the $30k PSL, $700 per game tickets. They also come along with field access (during the game) and the most ridiculous inside club section (think of 5 star NYC hotel lunch spread) directly beneath the seats.

Those seats are almost always empty during the game.

Then the Mezz Club seats, which are the entire 2nd level between the endzones, also have pretty swanky indoor bars n food behind them. So those also many times are empty.

Just a lil fyi in case you ever want to treat yourself to some of the high life.

YES, I have been to New Giants Stadium, which is a generic monstrosity and home to the worst fan base in America (Jete followers). But you are contradicting yourself and proving my point by admitting the place is so empty during Jete games. Tell me this: have you noticed that it's much fuller for Giants games? Big contrast there.

 

[JetFan79]

YES, I have been to New Giants Stadium, which is a generic monstrosity and home to the worst fan base in America (Jete followers). But you are contradicting yourself and proving my point by admitting the place is so empty during Jete games. Tell me this: have you noticed that it's much fuller for Giants games? Big contrast there.

See attendance figures above.

 

[LJRomanoff]

Wow so many suckers that pay good money to watch a bad team that has sucked for most of the last 51 years

Say what you want about the Jets team, but I find this pretty admirable. At least you know they aren't bandwagoners. You wouldn't see a bad Seahawks team filling a stadium.