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Ok ok, the reports, comments and memes were fun, but I'm watching it now...


Sure there's some excitement and nervous energy, but nothing bad.

Seemed cool to me. Maybe because I was expecting the worst after all the jokes, but I'm looking forward to what he can do.

It must be so embarrassing to be a jet fan.
When you meet people do you act like you arent a football fan just to save face?
 
The Jete is the biggest obstacle when Pats fans are forced to defend the supposed weakness of the AFCE. They really do suck.
 
It must be so embarrassing to be a jet fan.
When you meet people do you act like you arent a football fan just to save face?

They probably lie and call themselves football fans and then run away before they're forced to name the team.
 
Yep: Check out:


So Da Jete recruit these high powered coaches who have put together winning programs and then insult them by telling them who to hire as their key staff members, and then end up with someone like Gass who has never put together a winning program and who is going to hire whomever Johnson and Macca tell them to hire. SOFJ! Definitely going to be the laughing stock of the NFL for decades to come.


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It must be so embarrassing to be a jet fan.
When you meet people do you act like you arent a football fan just to save face?

When he comes here he acts like he isn't a football fan, how much good does it do?
 
It must be so embarrassing to be a jet fan.
When you meet people do you act like you arent a football fan just to save face?

Know how he feels somewhat, prior to the redemption during this current reign of NFL Superiority. In the 80's & 90's when I would come to work and there would be all the Jets, Dolphins & Giants fans in their "Starter Puff Coats" acting all proud, and as a diehard Pats fan had no garb to wear at all. For the most part the Pats were seldom on TV, they would make some comments about what a loser team the Pats were.. but I never backed down in my fandom while listening to the Pats game on my Sony walkman... they thought I was a "degenerate" gambler...

I never bragged about the mediocrity and disfunctionality of the Pats during those days.. just ignored the noise and moved along.

The Jets brag about their draft picks they "earned" for having another crappy season.. they even lost "Fireman Ed" their most vocal fan... what a freaking joke they have turned into, and now add Gase into the mix, dim outlook...
 
Know how he feels somewhat, prior to the redemption during this current reign of NFL Superiority. In the 80's & 90's when I would come to work and there would be all the Jets, Dolphins & Giants fans in their "Starter Puff Coats" acting all proud, and as a diehard Pats fan had no garb to wear at all. For the most part the Pats were seldom on TV, they would make some comments about what a loser team the Pats were.. but I never backed down in my fandom while listening to the Pats game on my Sony walkman... they thought I was a "degenerate" gambler...

I never bragged about the mediocrity and disfunctionality of the Pats during those days.. just ignored the noise and moved along.

The Jets brag about their draft picks they "earned" for having another crappy season.. they even lost "Fireman Ed" their most vocal fan... what a freaking joke they have turned into, and now add Gase into the mix, dim outlook...

Younger Pats fans don't get this part, they think the older ones are lording it over them, having stuck with a team before it was dominant... while the younger ones are untested... but going through those years builds character, IMHO.

Right now -- and outside of the region -- I wear Pats gear at least a few times a week in public, and I often have to hear rubbish about "cheatriots" and all that. I guess the younger Pats fans are getting a little thicker skin than they might otherwise with a less hated dynasty. But then, there's never been a dynasty this successful for this long. I guess this is "normal" and inevitable -- who knows? It would take a further 20 years to find a comparison case. The closest we've seen is the 9ers... I don't remember ANYBODY *****ing about Carmen Policy about cap-cheating... there's no asterisk by the 9ers, there's just a footnote saying oh yeah by the way, the cap-cheating thing, but it doesn't matter.

But I'm off-topic, talking about dynasty years, not loser years... yeah I remember those "oh I hope I hope I hope" years t0o. I remember getting Bledsoe and thinking "OMG I just heard a guy on ESPN say if he could have any QB for the next 10 years it would be Drew... he's like another coach on the field..." Then I got psyched when it was justified, not proactively, when talking to other fans.

JESTers haven't had a pick comparable to Drew... well, certainly since last century. Now bear in mind, Drew was the first round 2nd overall guy... and he played like it for the most part. But he's the "sooooooo close" pick for us. The JETE would give their QBs' collective throwing arms to have landed Drew, and he's not even what you need to get to the level the Pats attained. I don't think JETE fans even know what they're wishing for, it's so rare.

I can only say, the Pats achieved it. They really, really did it. What a gift to all of us as fans... and what an impossibility is would be for the JEST to ever get there.

Speaking of drafts... with all the wasted NJ picks, I just wonder what would have happened if (1) the draft were not designed to favor weaklings, and (2) if further picks weren't stolen from the NFL's flagship franchise over and over again.

JEST fans should be careful, since they are in such close proximity to the shining example of football excellence that is the NE Patriots... the Patriots aren't hated/admired because they're doing something easy, or even something slightly difficult... the Patriots are doing something historic, which might never be surpassed. In fact, the smart money would be on never.

Let that sink in. Your wildest dreams are about one day ascending to a height one season, if all things come together, to the heights that the Patriots have inhabited for two decades.

Two. Effing. Decades.

You know how you nurse the memory of going further than the Pats one or two years in the playoffs, between our chunks of Super Bowl appearances?

That's your upside. That's what your shooting for.

And at present, you keep missing.

Man it must suck to be you guys.
 
Strange terminology. A normal coach would say, "Get yourself in the C gap." Williams obviously has issues. This probably is what he really means:

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Mehta: Why Adam Gase's Jets will end the Patriots Evil Empire - NY Daily News

Well, for starters, Gase will have the best quarterback in the division for the next decade.

The Jets finally have the right head coach and quarterback combo to topple the Evil Empire.

Oh man, this is going to be so awesome to watch. I hope every idiot Jete fan is reading this article and has the same expectations. I honestly don't know who is worse: Darnold as a QB or Gase as a coach. Together the can plunge to depths never before seen in this league.
 
Mehta: Why Adam Gase's Jets will end the Patriots Evil Empire - NY Daily News

Well, for starters, Gase will have the best quarterback in the division for the next decade.

The Jets finally have the right head coach and quarterback combo to topple the Evil Empire.

Oh man, this is going to be so awesome to watch. I hope every idiot Jete fan is reading this article and has the same expectations. I honestly don't know who is worse: Darnold as a QB or Gase as a coach. Together the can plunge to depths never before seen in this league.
Does that twit work for the Daily News or the Jete PR staff? I remember three years ago he wrote a glowing piece on how the gifted team of Blowes and Maccromagnon finally had New Jersey on the winnng track. And what's with his constant referencing New England as the "Evil Empire"? The only thing "evil" is the detestable Jete, lording over their Empire of Suckage. The Jete are a scum-sucking organization that doesn't deserve success and is followed by clueless morons.
 
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Mehta: Why Adam Gase's Jets will end the Patriots Evil Empire - NY Daily News

Well, for starters, Gase will have the best quarterback in the division for the next decade.

The Jets finally have the right head coach and quarterback combo to topple the Evil Empire.

Oh man, this is going to be so awesome to watch. I hope every idiot Jete fan is reading this article and has the same expectations. I honestly don't know who is worse: Darnold as a QB or Gase as a coach. Together the can plunge to depths never before seen in this league.

LOLOL!!!!! The stupid. It hurts.
 
Together the can plunge to depths never before seen in this league.

I can't fathom how low that would be, we are talking about a league that has seen Hue Jackson's Browns. If they were to plunge to Jacksonian depths we might feel bad about ragging on them...

Nah, who am I kidding they're the Jete, jete 'em. We'd pile on like there's no tomorrow and not feel the least bit sorry for it.
 
I can't fathom how low that would be, we are talking about a league that has seen Hue Jackson's Browns. If they were to plunge to Jacksonian depths we might feel bad about ragging on them...

Nah, who am I kidding they're the Jete, jete 'em. We'd pile on like there's no tomorrow and not feel the least bit sorry for it.
As far as I know, scientists have yet to quantify the depth of a black hole.
 
As far as I know, scientists have yet to quantify the depth of a black hole.

Hence the reason my far less qualified azz can't fathom it but can still enjoy the Jete being inexorably pulled into it. Although there is the concern about the impact of known absolute suckitude with unknown absolute suchkage but I think it's worth the attendant risk to discover the answer.
 
Hence the reason my far less qualified azz can't fathom it but can still enjoy the Jete being inexorably pulled into it. Although there is the concern about the impact of known absolute suckitude with unknown absolute suchkage but I think it's worth the attendant risk to discover the answer.
Life loses a bit of luster when we cease being surprised at things. That's what fascinates about the Jete organization's perpetual stank. Just when you think their suckage can't get any worse, they log another year of abject mediocrity highlighted by self-inflicted moronic gaffes.

Cue the soundtrack!

 
Mehta: Why Adam Gase's Jets will end the Patriots Evil Empire - NY Daily News

Well, for starters, Gase will have the best quarterback in the division for the next decade.

The Jets finally have the right head coach and quarterback combo to topple the Evil Empire.

Oh man, this is going to be so awesome to watch. I hope every idiot Jete fan is reading this article and has the same expectations. I honestly don't know who is worse: Darnold as a QB or Gase as a coach. Together the can plunge to depths never before seen in this league.
Totally agree.

Add Williams and Macca and you have a plot that Machiavelli would have been proud of.

Think of all the elements; idiocy, jealousy, naivety, stupidity: what a freaking **** show!
 
Totally agree.

Add Williams and Macca and you have a plot that Machiavelli would have been proud of.

Think of all the elements; idiocy, jealousy, naivety, stupidity: what a freaking **** show!
Don't forget moronic gullibility/self-flagellation (fan base).
 
Bump to Page One...because, no matter how badly tomorrow goes - and I expect it to go very badly - we will be able to take comfort in the knowledge that at least we aren't j-e-t-e fans.
 
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