Content Post Jets Suck -- 2018 Edition (Official): Fifty Fabulous Years of Futility!

[slam]

Reading this thread brings up a great question. WTJ would you do if you had a son who spent his early life training to be a QB and he ended up drafted by the Jete? That would suck.

Worked out for Christian Hackenberg. Got paid millions of dollars to watch a 40 year old do his job for him. Won’t get many concussions holding a clipboard.

 

[Tunescribe]

Tears of joy! A lot of 'em.

No, just tears -- after witnessing him get booed unmercifully.

 

[maust]

Reading this thread brings up a great question. WTJ would you do if you had a son who spent his early life training to be a QB and he ended up drafted by the Jete? That would suck.

I'd ask myself "WWAMD?"

 

[Clonamery]

No, just tears -- after witnessing him get booed unmercifully.

Quackenbush never even got the chance to be booed. What a kick in the jete that is.

 

[maust]

Quackenbush never even got the chance to be booed. What a kick in the jete that is.

Dude is a true Jete, hasn't taken a boo, a snap or broken a sweat but he has already banked $3m in just 2 years of clipboard carrying.

 

[Tunescribe]

Quackenbush never even got the chance to be booed. What a kick in the jete that is.

I'm wondering if "booed" = jeted. Although, "jeted" as pejorative could mean many things. It's truly versatile, unlike the Jete roster.

 

[Tony2046]

If a Jete Jeted in the woods would anyone give a jete?

 

[Tunescribe]

If a Jete Jeted in the woods would anyone give a jete?

Only the poor jete that the Jete jeted on.

 

[Patriot Missile]

Jetes could have the first 6 picks in this draft, take all qb's and none of them would pan out. It's the jete way.

 

[FoxboroFlyer]

Jetes could have the first 6 picks in this draft, take all qb's and none of them would pan out. It's the jete way.

IDK, Rosen seems to be the next Rodgers according to some here. Oh, the fear! LOL. I pray he goes to the Jets. Please!

 

[Tunescribe]

Quackenbush works on throwing spirals (a/k/a ducks): "Duh ... So, I hold my warm way out like this to wind up? Do I toss it thataway, boss? How 'bout I aim at those reporters? They're fake news anyway, right boss? Drrp durr ... "

 

[Clonamery]

Quackenbush works on throwing spirals (a/k/a ducks): "Duh ... So, I hold my warm way out like this to wind up? Do I toss it thataway, boss? How 'bout I aim at those reporters? They're fake news anyway, right boss? Drrp durr ... "

Looks like a scene from dodgeball.

 

[Tunescribe]

Looks like a scene from dodgeball.

Same thing, more or less.

 

[maust]

Looks like a scene from dodgeball.

Same thing, more or less.

Personally I'd rather see that no talent numbjete throwing a wrench with a jeten Jete fan trying to dodge it but then when it comes to those jete for brains vermin I'm kind of a jetehole. They just bring out my normally dormant inner big meanie, just the thought of those dumbjetes using up oxygen on our planet turns me into a sadistic jete.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Only the poor jete that the Jete jeted on.

Oh oh. Need a new word to parallel the old story about the Yiddish words schlemiel and Schlimazel.

What's the difference?

The schlemiel spills his soup whenever he goes to a restaurant.

The schlimazel is the guy he spills it on.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Looks like a scene from dodgeball.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Absolutely.

Is he a Man=genius?

 

[JetFan79]

Is he a Man=genius?

Nope. He's the Mac. Former executive of the year.

And he's back to rock the show...

 

[Tony2046]

Personally I'd rather see that no talent numbjete throwing a wrench with a jeten Jete fan trying to dodge it but then when it comes to those jete for brains vermin I'm kind of a jetehole. They just bring out my normally dormant inner big meanie, just the thought of those dumbjetes using up oxygen on our planet turns me into a sadistic jete.

Enjoy your pejorajete usage. Or is that pejetetive?

 

[Tony2046]

Oh oh. Need a new word to parallel the old story about the Yiddish words schlemiel and Schlimazel.

What's the difference?

The schlemiel spills his soup whenever he goes to a restaurant.

The schlimazel is the guy he spills it on.

I always wondered what in the hell Laverne and Shirley were singing about.