ESPN: Well I mean Peyton is clearly better when you compare him against Brady in the most important categories.
Us: Such as?
ESPN: MVP, First Team All Pro, and throwing for more than 4 percent of the league’s TDs.
Us: But two of those are just things that a random group of reporters vote on annually, and the third is a completely arbitrary statistic that has zero value.
ESPN: Well, we think they’re the most valuable.
Us: Shouldn’t Super Bowl appearances/wins be the most important? Brady has been to 8 and won 5. Peyton has been to 4 and won 2.
ESPN: No we don’t count the playoffs
Us: ... But you counted the playoffs for LeBron, Tiger...
ESPN: *shrug*
And that about sums it up.