Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[Sfpat]

Read the title. Two words: Jets SUCK! Being a JETE fan is worse than:

But that's like saying ice is cold and fire is hot.

 

[Sfpat]

On Jet Nation there's a thread debating the merits of picking up Blake Bortles should the Jags release him.
At this point, Bortles is pretty much secular, unathletic Tebow but he'd still be better than any current Jet.
Blake Bortles

Bortles may well excel in a new environment with good coaching and good players surrounding him....oh wait, we're talking about the Jetes. Nevermind

 

[Tony2046]

Yeah...they're either going to win by losing or lose by winning.

This Jete season could be the greatest psychological experiment since Milgram.

"Hey fellow Jete fans we're going to suck again this year but this time it's on purpose"

"So this year, as opposed to all the other years, you can be proud of your suck ass team"

 

[Tony2046]

Bortles may well excel in a new environment with good coaching and good players surrounding him....oh wait, we're talking about the Jetes. Nevermind

Oh great Football God in the sky. Please let Bortles be the new Fitzpatrick. Please.

 

[JetFan79]

Don't worry you'll get the picture soon enough. Your 2018 SB season is right around the corner.

Wait! I forgot to add your caveat, "Unless Quackenbush can win 6-8 games".

Now there's the quality Jet bashing I've come to expect here. Cheers!

 

[JetFan79]

Bortles may well excel in a new environment with good coaching and good players surrounding him....oh wait, we're talking about the Jetes. Nevermind

"Jete", no "s" required.

 

[Bill Lee]

Oh, in that case, makes total sense...

Since it's established you're into humiliation, here's one more for you. Glad to help!

 

[Ring 6]

Ha, I'm having a rough time figuring out what exactly the point of this thread is the past couple weeks.

One of the downsides of summer combined with a team purposely tanking I suppose... not much material to use.

No worries though, week 1 is around the corner. Should be some good material then.

In the meantime, here's another crotch shot pic to keep the theme going. Enjoy...

I can't wait to see the highlight film

2017 New Jersey Jete: This Time Its On Purpose

 

[Tunescribe]

I'm having a rough time figuring out what exactly the point of this thread is

Read the OP. Then, look in the mirror.

In the meantime, here's another crotch shot pic to keep the theme going. Enjoy...

No, YOU are the one enjoying the pain and humiliation -- not us.

 

[JetFan79]

Read the OP. Then, look in the mirror.

No, YOU are the one enjoying the pain and humiliation -- not us.

Oh. I see. ... thanks?

Or rather...

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Well, they tried Tim Tebow who many believe can walk on water and that was a divine kick in the communal crotch.

Filling the toilet with holy water, if you will.

How they teach theology for JETE fans:
Can an all-powerful God create a team so bad that he himself can't save it?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

But that's like saying ice is cold and fire is hot.

Yes. If it were fun to pile on the subject "ice is so cold that..."

There's no schadenfreude with ice or fire.

OTOH, Frost...

Some say the world will end in fire,
Others say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire,
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it were to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate,
To say that for destruction, ice
is also great, and would suffice.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

All that to say, this is the part of Patsfans where you hate on the JETE. It's not that complicated.

 

[Joker]

All that to say, this is the part of Patsfans where you hate on the JETE. It's not that complicated.

"yeah but....monkeys!.."

 

[Tunescribe]

Oh. I see. ... thanks?

Or rather...

Your masochism appears to have few limits.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Your masochism appears to have few limits.

The Farce is strong with this one.

 

[JoeSixPat]

The Jets are clearly tanking this season - which makes this thread kindof odd - as it's their gameplan to be as bad as they can be

If they could go into the season with LESS than a 53 man roster they would.

 

[Tunescribe]

The Jets are clearly tanking this season - which makes this thread kindof odd - as it's their gameplan to be as bad as they can be

Don't you think tanking is an expression of extreme suckage? Good organizations don't tank.

 

[Tony2046]

The Jets are clearly tanking this season - which makes this thread kindof odd - as it's their gameplan to be as bad as they can be

If they could go into the season with LESS than a 53 man roster they would.

Do you fart during sex too?

 

[Tunescribe]

One of the downsides of summer combined with a team purposely tanking I suppose... not much material to use. No worries though, week 1 is around the corner. Should be some good material then.

You are so clueless it's downright painful. We don't need in-season "material" to acknowledge Green Beans suckage. In fact, what happens on the field of play is only part of it. Organization, philosophy and culture are the true sources of what makes your putrid, slimy, morally bankrupt franchise what it is. And you are a pathetic extension of that inherent morbidity. You're wasting your time here.