Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[Mike the Brit]

That one move destroyed the season. I mean it was a horrifically bad move. It is what it is though. It killed the whole team/season.

But our young guys are still good. Especially on the dline. 2015's success was due in large part to some great youth.

Ah, yes! It's that time of year. By the time we get to the middle of the off-season, it's like they were just a whisker away from that elusive Super Bowl.

"You don't understand. We coulda had class. We coulda been a contender."

Keep on Jetting, Jetsboy ...

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

jets suck bradys d

 

[Tunescribe]

Hey maybe he's not familiar with your particular brand of "humor" as well? It is an acquired taste after all. I mean I know you attack me out of love, but others may not understand it. Take it easy on those still learning the ropes. Direct your humor and rage this way.

You honestly feel capable of discerning "acquired taste," being a Jets fan? Please.

 

[Clonamery]

You honestly feel capable of discerning "acquired taste," being a Jets fan? Please.

Yeah, that's like saying Fred Sanford had "acquired taste." He used to mix champagne and ripple, called it champipple (yeah, it was tv but it was about the Jets...it was a junkyard).

 

[JetFan79]

jets suck bradys d

Is that really a knock? I mean, who wouldn't?

 

[Tony2046]

After giving this some thought, here's what I'd do if I were McCagnan.

The moment after the Browns pick Garrett, call the Browns and say that unless they trade you the #11 overall pick and a 2018 2nd round pick, you'll take Trubisky at #6. You're perhaps the only team that can make this threat credibly. If they bite, take it. If another team comes around to trade up, cash in.

If not, take OJ Howard. Helps the running game and the passing game, is a safe contributor.

Also, take Joe Mixon in the 2nd as your fanbase is debased and so hungry for wins they won't care that he's probably a monster. Take Jake Butt since you actually don't want to win too much this year. If a good player gets his dirty laundry dumped on draft day like Laremy Tunsil last year, be the team to get him at a discount. You can be the team to take that risk, since your name is mud anyway and can take the risk that it actually blows up.

If they take Jake Butt what happens when Butt Fumbles?

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Is that really a knock? I mean, who wouldn't?

I hear Buffalo prefers bildos..

 

[Joker]

It's draft time.... aka Jets step on their dikks again time.... What? I lie?....heh...enjoy the suckage, green vomiteers...
.

 

[JetFan79]

Screw it. I say draft Hooker.

He's a great FS and the name alone is worth it. Just think of all the cute chicks at tailgates wearing the jersey.

 

[Joker]

Heh....with your luck he'll turn out to be TJ Hooker....

 

[JetFan79]

Wow! I can't believe Adams fell to us. I'm psyched! Should be a defensive leader for many years to come.

Sick athlete and leader.








Superbowl!

 

[Joker]

Another safety
.....with the SIXTH pick overall...a freakin' safety....enjoy you poor green schleps... wow...a safety... Can't even make this nutso shyt up

 

[Joker]

You will fear our safety!!!!!!

 

[Tunescribe]

Wow! I can't believe Adams fell to us. I'm psyched! Should be a defensive leader for many years to come. Sick athlete and leader. Superbowl!

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Hmm..

Profile of jetsfan79 / LiveTV

Ryan Smith (jetsfan79) on Myspace

Jetsfan79, care to explain why you're a male on myspace, but a female on the first link? Hmm.. You got explaining to do!!!!

 

[JetFan79]

Hmm..

Profile of jetsfan79 / LiveTV

Ryan Smith (jetsfan79) on Myspace

Jetsfan79, care to explain why you're a male on myspace, but a female on the first link? Hmm.. You got explaining to do!!!!

MySpace is still around?

I went through a stage when I wasn't sure whether I felt like a boy or girl. So I went back and forth for a while. All I was sure of was the Jets were better than the Pats and Yanks better than the Sox (two nice wins in Boston yesterday n today). So at least I knew the important things.


Ha, nice finds, but no idea who they are.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

MySpace is still around?

I went through a stage when I wasn't sure whether I felt like a boy or girl. So I went back and forth for a while. All I was sure of was the Jets were better than the Pats and Yanks better than the Sox (two nice wins in Boston yesterday n today). So at least I knew the important things.


Ha, nice finds, but no idea who they are.

If that's the case, I get it then. I thought you were posing as a second gender. I'm 24 so sadly I still see that sometimes online.

 

[Tunescribe]

I went through a stage when I wasn't sure whether I felt like a boy or girl. So I went back and forth for a while.

Please: take a good, long timeout from posting here and spend some time with yourself. Following the Jets will only confuse you further.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

Please: take a good, long timeout from posting here and spend some time with yourself. Following the Jets will only confuse you further.

Did someone say timeout and Jets?

New York Jets' bonehead timeout wipes out game-tying touchdown

 

[Mike the Brit]

Wow! I can't believe Adams fell to us. I'm psyched! Should be a defensive leader for many years to come.

Sick athlete and leader. Superbowl!

While the rest of the first-round picks were opening champagne with their loved ones, this poor guy was out in an alley with a bottle of Fireball.