Content Post Jets Suck -- 2017 Edition (Official): Countdown to Oblivion

[reflexblue]

Essentially, the article states that the Jets don't appear to have a genuine plan for improvement. I agree. It's not like they're "rebuilding" or simply tanking a season from which they'll rebound and be competitive in 2018. They truly promise to suck for the foreseeable future. I'm worried that after three or four years of single-digit wins and dwindling attendance Goofy Woody will sell the team.

Have the rodents EVER had a genuine plan for improvement? Me thinks not.

 

[AtomicDawg]

This article is equal to manna being rained down for people to eat. It is so good.

The Jets Lost the NFL Offseason and Should Lose a Lot During the 2017 Season, Too

The 2017 Jets are going to be bad. Not just the type of bad that a handful of NFL teams are every season. And not fun bad, like the 2003 film The Room, whichwas so hilariously bad that it led to a book and a subsequent James Franco movie about its production, both called The Disaster Artist. The Jets have no good options at quarterback, shed talent on both sides of the ball, and sat out for most of free agency. The Jets are going to be the worst type of bad: sad bad. Jets bad.

 

[1960Pats]

I'm starting to feel bad for the Jets fans. They were taken for a ride by Fraudger and Woody on the PSL deal. Fraudger even waived a long-standing rule to suck the fans in for the SB.

The team still sucks too.

 

[JetFan79]

You like it because it features a clown, just like the Jets.

It's about time. Took almost 24hrs for a joke I served up on a platter.

However I really am looking forward to that movie. Looks like they may have done a nice job with this remake.

Hopefully the Jets remake goes just as well.

 

[Tunescribe]

It's about time. Took almost 24hrs for a joke I served up on a platter.

However I really am looking forward to that movie. Looks like they may have done a nice job with this remake.

Hopefully the Jets remake goes just as well.

Doesn't something have to be "made" before it's "re-made"?

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

Well at least I have something to look forward to on NFL opening weekend.

'It' Trailer Sets All-Time Viewing Record for 24-Hour Period

You like it because it features a clown, just like the Jets.

A clown that lures you in and then rips away your innocence as a child while terrorizing your entire city. Then it leaves its traumatized victims scarred forever, with many in a permanent catatonic state, to hobble through life in misery.

So again, just like the Jets.

 

[Ice_Ice_Brady]

It's about time. Took almost 24hrs for a joke I served up on a platter.

However I really am looking forward to that movie. Looks like they may have done a nice job with this remake.

Hopefully the Jets remake goes just as well.

I am also looking forward to the movie.

I remember reading It when I was in high school; I couldn't put the book down, and that was my introduction to Stephen King. I was disappointed in the ABC mini-series. For whatever reason, King's work has often been reproduced on network television, and I'm not sure why. When he has gone to the big screen, we have some of the better (or at least memorable) films of the last 30 years: The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, Carrie, The Green Mile, etc. I also liked Apt Pupil. I've stopped following the King films a while back, so there may be some other good ones since then that I am forgetting.

 

[Thelonious]

The Jets remind me of my first attempt at full-on sex. There was a lot of maneuvering, but nothing really came of it. I blame it on the venue: those Reanault Dauphines, though French, had no ambiance at all, and very little room. New york is big, but the ambiance there sucks too.

1956 Renault Dauphine

Roger Viollet / Getty


The most ineffective bit of French engineering since the Maginot Line, the Renault Dauphine was originally to be named the Corvette, tres ironie. It was, in fact, a rickety, paper-thin scandal of a car that, if you stood beside it, you could actually hear rusting. Its most salient feature was its slowness, a rate of acceleration you could measure with a calendar. It took the drivers at Road and Track 32 seconds to reach 60 mph, which would put the Dauphine at a severe disadvantage in any drag race involving farm equipment. The fact that the ultra-cheap, super-sketchy Dauphine sold over 2 million copies around the world is an index of how desperately people wanted cars. Any cars.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

The new Jets QB: We won't beat them first, but we will be next.

 

[Wordsmyth]

A clown that lures you in and then rips away your innocence as a child while terrorizing your entire city. Then it leaves its traumatized victims scarred forever, with many in a permanent catatonic state, to hobble through life in misery.

So again, just like the Jets.

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[Thelonious]

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The NFL should insist that the Jets rename themselves The Propellers.

If they keep it up, they'll be The Gliders by 2020.

 

[zoostation]

The Jets have earned everything they've accomplished by working extremely hard. I see no reason why the fans should not have to work just as hard and pay in the form of PSL. Joe Namath was the first player in the building and the last to leave (the bar). For his hard work, dedication, and commitment to the New York Jets, Joe was awarded the best parking spot and closest to the NYJ practice facility year in and year out. And as always, his car can be spotted in the front row the year the Jets won the Super Bowl.

 

[Tunescribe]

The NFL should insist that the Jets rename themselves The Propellers. If they keep it up, they'll be The Gliders by 2020.

Perhaps they should be re-named the Paper Kites. Here's a logo idea:

 

[archstanton543]

Have the rodents EVER had a genuine plan for improvement? Me thinks not.

Sure, haven't you ever heard of the expression "the best laid plans of mice and men"?

 

[JetFan79]

I am also looking forward to the movie.

I remember reading It when I was in high school; I couldn't put the book down, and that was my introduction to Stephen King. I was disappointed in the ABC mini-series. For whatever reason, King's work has often been reproduced on network television, and I'm not sure why. When he has gone to the big screen, we have some of the better (or at least memorable) films of the last 30 years: The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, Carrie, The Green Mile, etc. I also liked Apt Pupil. I've stopped following the King films a while back, so there may be some other good ones since then that I am forgetting.

Never read the book. Would like to before before this comes out though, so hopefully I can find the time. Never really been much of a reader outside of school and work related stuff. Except for that one time I spent a month as a guest at Monmouth County Correctional Institute. Nothing else to do but read there.

Maybe that's why I liked the mini-series. It was new to me then and didn't ruin what I'm sure is a much better book.

Maybe I'll wait until after the movie to read the book. Looks like I'll have some free time on Sundays this year.

 

[Tunescribe]

They think they can fool people with free admission and free T-shirts when fans will be PAYING heavily in disappointment and despair.

 

[Tunescribe]

Shocking news about the man who puts the "ass" in ambassador. Link: Woody Johnson still not ambassador yet

Woody's brother, Floppy, now apparently is running the Green Beans in his stead according to the report.

 

[jmt57]

It will soon be time to update these lists, which truthfully should really go far beyond the top (bottom?) ten players.

Biggest draft busts in Jets history

The 10 biggest draft busts in Jets history

 

[FrodoBagginz]

 

[Tony2046]

The NFL should insist that the Jets rename themselves The Propellers.

If they keep it up, they'll be The Gliders by 2020.