Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

[Raymond]

Hmmm, are you suggesting that it was all staged, and the Rats didn't really win the Superbowl?

Now THAT'S a conspiracy theory people in droves could believe.

 

[Bill Lee]

The Jets success is quantum-ly tied to space travel. They last won a super bowl before man landed on the moon and they will win another just after man lands on Mars.

Given the Jests will forever be remembered for The Buttfumble, I'd say they will win another just after humankind lands on Uranus.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

The Jets success is quantum-ly tied to space travel. They last won a super bowl before man landed on the moon and they will win another just after man lands on Mars.

It's called suckage entanglement. Seemingly faster than the speed of light, the JEST can communicate suckage across vast areas, as if they are in communication (or could somehow interpret communications if they were sent) faster than the speed of light. Importantly, scientists say there must be some other mechanism at play, an underlying field of suckage that only manifests in the simultaneous suckage in entangled JEST fans.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

Will they still suck by March 9th?




Just kidding...

Dude, the deeper you go into the offseason, the closer you get to their inevitable off-season super bowl victory!

MANGENIUS!

 

[ForThoseAboutToRock]

Jay Cutler?????????

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

No one ever out-Jets the Jest. He could be the most Jettish quarterback in history.

LOL!

I heard a rumor he'd consider retiring instead of being ground to dust as the QB of the NYJ.

 

[Tunescribe]

Anyone want to start the 2017 thread now? 2017 is well under way.

I'm doing it March 9, when the new league year starts. Posted this already.

 

[BTTA]

No, they haven't perfected the fine art of green suckage -- still a work in progress. They also have two years to go 'til their golden 50th anniversary, the Half Century of Suck.

We need to start planning that celebration now! There's a lot to do.

 

[BelichicksBlackEye]

Jets lose Revis
Revis signs with pats and wins ring
Jets tampered for Revis fined money
Jets give revis guaranteed 39 mil
Jets cut revis after two disapointing seasons and a violent crime
Jets lose 39 mil
Revis loses 39mil fighting criminal charges?
Bill laughs and renames his boat

Futility confirmed

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Our buddy Manish continues to troll the JEST fans and show he doesn't understand football, either. . . .

Jets doomed now that Patriots are keeping Jimmy Garoppolo

 

[Jlaff]

Our buddy Manish continues to troll the JEST fans and show he doesn't understand football, either. . . .

Jets doomed now that Patriots are keeping Jimmy Garoppolo

That might be the only reason I'd want to keep Garoppolo over the picks - another 15 years of Jets misery.

 

[IcyPatriot]

Time for 2017 edition of Jets suck ...

 

[Rusty Coupe]

If you figure that some of the youngest Jests fans were about the age of 12 when they won SBIII, that means the only Jets fans that have seen the team win it all are now eligible for social security.

 

[PatsGuy]

I just heard it on the NFL network and had to post it!
"The Jets r in a major rebuild.
2017 The Jets r in a major rebuild
2018 "The Jets r in a major rebuild
To infinity n beyond!!!!!

 

[The Gr8est]

I just heard it on the NFL network and had to post it!
"The Jets r in a major rebuild.
2017 The Jets r in a major rebuild
2018 "The Jets r in a major rebuild
To infinity n beyond!!!!!

Question - Why does the NFL* have a draft?

Answer - It is the only way to ensure talented players will agree to play for the Rats.

 

[PatsGuy]

Question - Why does the NFL* have a draft?

Answer - It is the only way to ensure talented players will agree to play for the Rats.

I have several good friend who r Eagle fans n in Philly, everyone lives n dies Eagle green. Talk about futility!

 

[AtomicDawg]

I heard Madden 2018 is so realistic that for Jest QBs the only icons that come up for you to pass to are to the other teams secondary.

 

[PatsGuy]

We're going to NYC next week. I'm planning on wearing my Pats hoodie.

 

[JetFan79]

We're going to NYC next week. I'm planning on wearing my Pats hoodie.

Giant fans are gonna laugh at you.

 

[FourierSeries]

Giant fans are gonna laugh at you.

Why? Their scrub franchise has only 4 SBs.

 

[Tunescribe]

Giant fans are gonna laugh at you.

No, here's what Giants fans laugh at: