Jets Suck -- 2016 Edition (Official): Futility Confirmed

[Tunescribe]

The Jets even suck when they cheat.

They cheat by existing.

 

[Tony2046]

When does @Tunescribe shut down this thread and start next season's? How does he decide between which jets suck story to start a new one??

It's like perpetual motion. It just keeps feeding itself with Jet suckage.

Revis arrested??

Jay Cutler??

What's next??

 

[pazrul72]

When does @Tunescribe shut down this thread and start next season's? How does he decide between which jets suck story to start a new one??

It's like perpetual motion. It just keeps feeding itself with Jet suckage.

Revis arrested??

Jay Cutler??

What's next??

He usually does it At the start of the next league year. March 1st or 3rd? I think? Something like that so soon. Don't worry he has plenty of material for next year already. Oh yeah....Jets SUCK!

 

[Mike the Brit]

Jay Cutler??

Jay Cutler?????????

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

No one ever out-Jets the Jest. He could be the most Jettish quarterback in history.

 

[DaBronxPats14]

Why Jets Suck.......
Jets looking into Jay Cutler...... Enough Said!

 

[Tunescribe]

When does @Tunescribe shut down this thread and start next season's? How does he decide between which jets suck story to start a new one??

It's like perpetual motion. It just keeps feeding itself with Jet suckage.

Revis arrested??

Jay Cutler??

What's next??

He usually does it At the start of the next league year. March 1st or 3rd? I think? Something like that so soon. Don't worry he has plenty of material for next year already. Oh yeah....Jets SUCK!

Right. The new year of Green Beans suckage will be documented beginning March 9. I'll start the new thread then.

 

[Koma]

Right. The new year of Green Beans suckage will be documented beginning March 9. I'll start the new thread then.

Might I suggest "Futility Perfected" as the thread subtitle?

 

[TomPatriot]

It's always a happy day when the "Jets Suck" post reappears on the first page.

 

[Bill Lee]

It's like perpetual motion. It just keeps feeding itself with Jet suckage.

Revis arrested??

Jay Cutler??

What's next??

Due to only having $1.2M of cap space and needing at least $5M to sign their draft picks, a lot of veteran cuts. Lucky for them, all their vets suck. Unlucky for them, Blowes hasn't shown any ability to coach up players and will be working with at least six new coaches.

 

[PatsFanInVa]

It seems just 5 years ago they were knocking on the door of relevance...

 

[The Gr8est]

Right. The new year of Green Beans suckage will be documented beginning March 9. I'll start the new thread then.

Will they still suck by March 9th?




Just kidding...

 

[Tony2046]

Will they still suck by March 9th?




Just kidding...

I just freaking spit up my drink. too funny.

 

[StockingAnarchyNumber12]

The Nurse I went to see was pretty bad at her job today.

Jets fan?

 

[Tunescribe]

Will they still suck by March 9th?




Just kidding...

You have been banned from this thread for the next 30 minutes for asking such a blasphemous question even in jest.

 

[Tunescribe]

Might I suggest "Futility Perfected" as the thread subtitle?

No, they haven't perfected the fine art of green suckage -- still a work in progress. They also have two years to go 'til their golden 50th anniversary, the Half Century of Suck.

 

[The Gr8est]

You have been banned from this thread for the next 30 minutes for asking such a blasphemous question even in jest.

Awwww...mannnnn......

 

[archstanton543]

Anyone want to start the 2017 thread now? 2017 is well under way.

 

[Raymond]

The Jets success is quantum-ly tied to space travel. They last won a super bowl before man landed on the moon and they will win another just after man lands on Mars.

 

[The Gr8est]

The Jets success is quantum-ly tied to space travel. They last won a super bowl before man landed on the moon and they will win another just after man lands on Mars.

Hmmm, are you suggesting that it was all staged, and the Rats didn't really win the Superbowl?

 

[Spiral]

The Jets success is quantum-ly tied to space travel. They last won a super bowl before man landed on the moon and they will win another just after man lands on Mars.

... or the sun.