Who to root for Week 1

[nabwong]

****y cats at donkeys - ****y cats nfc

Pirates at falcons - Don't care
Vikes at Titans - vikes NFC
Brownies at eagles - brownies (better for our strength of schedule when we beat the brownies plus them over ratbirds, bungles and ****sburg)

Bungles at jest - bungles division
Raiders at saints - saints NFC
Bolts at chefs - don't care
Jills at ratbirds - meteor
Teddies at Texans - teddies NFC
Discount Double chokes at jags - double chokes NFC
Doofins at seahags - seahags NFC
Giants at America's team - Earthquake
Loins at clots - loins NFC
Pats at cardinals - pats

****sburg at deadskins - deadskins NFC
Lambs at 49ers - 49ers Jeff Fisher is a douche

 

[Wordsmyth]

Vikes/Titans- Vikes. Do it for Teddy!
Clowns/Egos-Clowns.
Bungles at Jesticles-Bungles.
Faders at Saints-Saints, natch.
Jills at Raisins-black hole.
Barelys at Tinhorns-Barelys.
Pansies at Jags-Jags.
Lolphins at Shehawks-Richard Sherman et. al.
Midgets at Clownboys-Tsunami.
Kitties at Dolts-Kitties.
Pats at Redbirds-Pats.
Steelturds at Deadskins-Deadskins.
Mutton at Phoney Whiners-Lambs. Jack up Sackorpick's goofy 'fro.

 

[Brewskies]

***** cats at donkeys - ***** cats nfc

Pirates at falcons - Don't care
Vikes at Titans - vikes NFC
Brownies at eagles - brownies (better for our strength of schedule when we beat the brownies plus them over ratbirds, bungles and ****sburg)

Bungles at jest - bungles division
Raiders at saints - saints NFC
Bolts at chefs - don't care
Jills at ratbirds - meteor
Teddies at Texans - teddies NFC
Double chokes at jags - double chokes NFC
Doofins at seahags - seahags NFC
Giants at America's team - Earthquake
Loins at clots - loins NFC
Pats at cardinals - pats

****sburg at deadskins - deadskins NFC
Lambs at 49ers - 49ers Jeff Fisher is a douche

Posting NFL stuff is that why you aren't President of Boycott the NFL Club ?

 

[Tunescribe]

***** cats at donkeys - ***** cats nfc

Pirates at falcons - Don't care
Vikes at Titans - vikes NFC
Brownies at eagles - brownies (better for our strength of schedule when we beat the brownies plus them over ratbirds, bungles and ****sburg)

Bungles at jest - bungles division
Raiders at saints - saints NFC
Bolts at chefs - don't care
Jills at ratbirds - meteor
Teddies at Texans - teddies NFC
Double chokes at jags - double chokes NFC
Doofins at seahags - seahags NFC
Giants at America's team - Earthquake
Loins at clots - loins NFC
Pats at cardinals - pats

****sburg at deadskins - deadskins NFC
Lambs at 49ers - 49ers Jeff Fisher is a douche

Vikes/Titans- Vikes. Do it for Teddy!
Clowns/Egos-Clowns.
Bungles at Jesticles-Bungles.
Faders at Saints-Saints, natch.
Jills at Raisins-black hole.
Barelys at Tinhorns-Barelys.
Pansies at Jags-Jags.
Lolphins at Shehawks-Richard Sherman et. al.
Midgets at Clownboys-Tsunami.
Kitties at Dolts-Kitties.
Pats at Redbirds-Pats.
Steelturds at Deadskins-Deadskins.
Mutton at Phoney Whiners-Lambs. Jack up Sackorpick's goofy 'fro.

You guys' novel nicknames are cute and all, but some are hard to figure out. Who are the double chokes? Pansies? Tinhorns? Phoney whiners? Egos-Clowns?

 

[nabwong]

Posting NFL stuff is that why you aren't President of Boycott the NFL Club ?

Been waiting for a stud like you to lead us.

 

[nabwong]

You guys' novel nicknames are cute and all, but some are hard to figure out. Who are the double chokes? Pansies? Tinhorns? Phoney whiners? Egos-Clowns?

 

[Brewskies]

Been waiting for a stud like you to lead us.

Sorry I enjoy the NFL to much to stop watching.

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Patriots

 

[pherein]

Camera Newtons Prancers show at donkeys = donkeys
Swash-Sucklers at Fail clowns - Bucs, not fond of Antlania fans
Min Crykings at Tenn Lilliputians - vikes NFC
Frowns at City of Brotherly hate - brownies (better for the Pats)
Bungles at Yets - bungles (better for Pats)
Faders at NO Caints - go saints NFC
Deadbolts at chefs - chefs
Rebuilding since 2000 Jills at Captin Flaks never more team - lol, meteor, like that
The EmBearAssments at Hillbillies - Texans (good fans)
Discount Double chokes at Kitty-Litters - Kitty-Litters
Flippers at seahags - seahags NFC
Dwarves at America's team - Earthquake, or Jessica Simpson shows up. Same thing.
Loins at clots - loins
Pasties at Canaries - pats, great fans

Squealers at Foreskins - Redskins
Lambs at $4.99ers - Lambs ,49ers fans are pretty bad