The MCI Needs Help Learning the Days of the Week

[shmessy]

Let's see, Benjy, here's how it goes.....there are 7........

? @BenVolin
Another championship move by Tom Brady, holding his first media availability on the Sunday of Labor Day weekend. Minimizes the impact


You remarkable imbecile. The game is Thursday night. This is the equivalent of Wednesday. The QB always gives a presser on the Wednesday of a Sunday game.

Does this paperweight need a nurse to feed him?

 

[Rob0729]

Yeah, this is required media day for him by the league. If Trollin Volin has a problem, maybe he should bring it up with his good buddy Roger.

 

[shmessy]

Jack's trying to teach MCI poker today, but it's not going well:

 

[shmessy]

If the MCI was not suffering from severe mental ******ation, he would have understood that Roethlisberger held his presser today also.

So Benjy, these are the days of the week, ok?:
Sunday (Confusing to Benjy when it rains or is cloudy on this day)
Monday (Pudding day for the MCI!)
Tuesday (Jealous of two year olds - - they get all the breaks)
Wednesday (It's not spelled "Whensday", Benjy - people know when it happens)
Thursday (Fun fact, Benjy, Patriots play this week on this night - hence Mr Tom's presser today!)
Friday (this one has an annoying pop song that you can sing!)
Saturday (But don't sit)

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[IcyPatriot]

.....

 

[JMC00]

Hey, MCI when you see other Pats beat guys in conversation and laughing, chances are they are laughing about you.

 

[IcyPatriot]

https://twitter.com/BenVolin?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/...s-get-right/Wa2RVtLAKCDJaO7LlGcwFP/story.html

 

[borg]

Twitter bomb the a hole. No doubt in my mind this guy was a team manager/towel boy in high school and the athletes stuffed him in hampers and farted on him. The nub has issues.

 

[skspikex2]

 

[XLIX]

Setting aside the question of what day it is, I'd like the MCI to explain precisely what Brady is trying to minimize the impact of?

Last time I checked, he won in court. Volin makes it sound like he is trying to hide from the media.

 

[TomPatriot]

Let's call him what he is. A Dolphins fan.

 

[Joker]

In related news, Marshall Fork has contacted all his peeps(peepoo) in the Twitterverse and has been campaigning for MCI to be named National Row Modu for young journalists everywhere.

You will never see MCI and any semblance of "role model" ever mentioned again......

 

[VectorPrime]

https://twitter.com/BenVolin?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/...s-get-right/Wa2RVtLAKCDJaO7LlGcwFP/story.html

Colts over Saints?!?

AHAHHA when was this predicted? The last time it would have made the remotest sense possible would have been for 2010.