The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

[Deus Irae]

If I were a Jets fan, schedule release day would be a day to drown your sorrows in alcohol dreading the futility to come.

For a Jets fan, how would that be different from any other day?

 

[Tunescribe]

I was under the impression that a drunk Jets fan lead to an increase in IQ.

Surely, you've heard of dumb and dumber.

 

[Deus Irae]

Surely, you've heard of dumb and dumber.

Rex and Woody?

 

[Tunescribe]

Rex and Woody?

I was thinking the Jets organization and its fan base, but in a micro sense that applies as well.

 

[Tunescribe]

Today I passed by a dumpster with a corroded bottom leaking green slime. Reminded me of the Jets.

 

[Deus Irae]

Today I passed by a dumpster with a corroded bottom leaking green slime. Reminded me of the Jets.

It probably smelled better than the average Jets fan, though.

 

[Joker]

probably the remains of Vernot Goatston's career..........

 

[BlueThunder]

It's remarkable how April is the month that Jet fans usually pronounce themselves " Contenders" and by December they are looking forward to next year.

No wonder they hate the Patriots.

All they have is " Wait until Brady retires".

After that it will be " Wait until BB retires"

Hell, I may be dead before then , so I'm really enjoying this episode in Patriot football.

 

[Mike the Brit]

It's remarkable how April is the month that Jet fans usually pronounce themselves " Contenders" and by December they are looking forward to next year.

Yes, the green shoots of arrogance growing through the summer to be followed by an autumn harvest of humiliation and a winter of discontent. It's Mother Nature's way!

 

[Tunescribe]

Interesting tidbit from Ian via Cimini on Edelman's free-agent visit to the Green Beans:
CIMINI: Jets Had Hoped To Steal Patriots WR Julian Edelman | Ian's New England Patriots Blog


According to another report Wrecks farted loudly during the interview, causing Julian to cut his visit short.

 

[jmt57]

Sunday's notes: Jets' endless star search - NJ Jets Blog - ESPN

... the lack of homegrown talent is both alarming and mind-boggling.

Try to wrap your brain around this: The last-drafted skill-position player to make the Pro Bowl on offense (for the Jets) was wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson, the first overall pick in 1996.

As Keyshawn himself would say, "Come on, man!"​

 

[meatface]

It's remarkable how April is the month that Jet fans usually pronounce themselves " Contenders" and by December they are looking forward to next year.

No wonder they hate the Patriots.

All they have is " Wait until Brady retires".

After that it will be " Wait until BB retires"

Hell, I may be dead before then , so I'm really enjoying this episode in Patriot football.

it is pretty funny how people have been talking about how the Jets would be good and now Jets fans are already harping about how the schedule has doomed them from what I am sure would have been a superbowl run.

 

[1960Pats]

According to another report Wrecks farted loudly during the interview, causing Julian to cut his visit short.

The report that I saw claimed that it was a bit more substantial than just a fart.
Plus, Edelman got annoyed when Ryan kept showing him pictures of his wife's feet to get him to sign with the Jests.

 

[1960Pats]

it is pretty funny how people have been talking about how the Jets would be good and now Jets fans are already harping about how the schedule has doomed them from what I am sure would have been a superbowl run.

I just got off of JI and the last thread I read was about the real possibility that Gee-No (get ready for this, you won't believe it, they really did say it) could make it as the pro bowl QB in the AFC this year.
I guess they haven't figured out that Mike "Poochy" Vick is their starting QB.

 

[Joker]

that thread is pure comedy incarnate....every year, 45 years straight...they're "the BEST!!!!!"...Vick the backup...to Geno Smith...right....hey look...a flock of flying pigs!

 

[RelocatedPatFan]

Interesting tidbit from Ian via Cimini on Edelman's free-agent visit to the Green Beans:
CIMINI: Jets Had Hoped To Steal Patriots WR Julian Edelman | Ian's New England Patriots Blog


According to another report Wrecks farted loudly during the interview, causing Julian to cut his visit short.

I heard it was when Rex insisted on being present when the medical team was looking at his (previously/2 seasons ago) injured foot.

 

[Tunescribe]

Woody's desperate to make a buck. The Green Beans are now offering three-game regular season "flex" packages. I've never heard of an NFL team doing that. You have to choose one of Broncos/Steelers, then any two of the remaining six games.


https://oss.ticketmaster.com/aps/ny...d-a306-42f6-b71e-d9bee02238fe&cm_medium=email

 

[Joker]

THIS could be the season that the fat, disgusting, deviant, toe sucking, pork faced, gluttonous Blabberous Rex gets the ol' guillotine. All those simple minded green fools gnashing their teeth and wailing about the loss of their "tough guy!!!!!" will probably usurp the Butt Fumble as the ultimate Rat highlight.

 

[jimache]

... i was flipping through channels after the Bruins lost last night (couldn't sleep) and, came across Myth Busters ......well, from now on, this will be "my" definition of a Green Bean fan

 

[VinnyPatrollie]