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  1. Tunescribe

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    And you think he would learn something from that? He's a Green Beans fan!
     
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    Certainly not and they continue to prove the lack of intelligence - linking my post which clearly states I'm not a member and saying I'm the PatsFan that brought it up over there. You can't make this stuff up.
    No. They apparently can't even comprehend simple English since someone called JStokee out on it over there and they accused him of being me. This despite my 1st post on the topic clearly asking someone with an account there to chime in.
     
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  3. Mike the Brit

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    The Old League Year ends ... but some things don't change.

    new year.jpeg

    The Jets still suck.
     
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    May the honour of cutting the ribbon and cracking the champagne across the bows of the new Jets Suck thread, be yours, Tunescribe. Your tireless efforts should be recognized.
     
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    The Gr8est Veteran Starter w/Big Long Term Deal

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    While I admire Tunescribe's efforts, don't forget to give credit where it's due.

    The Rats' suckage, year after year, is what makes threads like this possible.

    You actually have to admire their consistency. Find something you excel at and put all of your efforts into it.

    The Rats suckage is really without peer.
     
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    Always good for a chuckle . . .

    On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Jets fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Jets fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?' Because I'm not a Jets fan,' she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Jets fan, then who are you a fan of?' 'I am a Patriots fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.

    The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Patriots fan?' Because my mom is a Patriots fan, and my dad is Patriots fan, so I'm a Patriots fan too!''

    Well,' said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Patriots fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, wha t would you be then?'

    Then,' Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Jets fan.'

    source: http://www.jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/nfljokes/newyorkjetsjokes.html
     
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    I graciously accept this honor with somber acknowledgement of all responsibilities entailed.

    I have said this before but it bears repeating as we approach another year of documenting Jets suckage: The hallowed tradition of this thread might be seen by many as mere diversion, an ephemeral source of transitory amusement. Yet, the veterans here realize its role as a vital public service -- informing and enlightening those otherwise oblivious to that morbid franchise's scurrilous, soulless transgressions against the Patriots, mankind at large, and all that is true and good.

    Yes, Gr8est, it is true that without the New Jersey Green Beans' notoriously vile, inherently enduring suckage, there would be no "me" here carrying Liberty's torch to light the way. I shoulder this task selflessly. With help from steadfast comrades in arms such as Joker et al., I pledge to keep the beacon of righteousness forever trained laser-like on East Rutherford's green slimey scourge.

    A wise man of golden antiquity once said, "Well, somebody's gotta do it." I will be back tomorrow at 4 p.m. sharp to usher in a new chapter of these chronicles and a new year of abiding vigilance.
     
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    So, is it too late to pile on the Jets for 2014? I read that after Houston signs both Hoyer and Mallett, they are expected to release Ryan Fitzpatrick...

    The team expected to be all-in on Fitzpatrick... NY Jets!

    Edit: it was a tweet from Jets beat reporter Manish Mehta


    Sources: Jets will pursue QB Ryan Fitzpatrick after dominoes fall in Houston #nyj http://nydn.us/1Gy4Pas

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    some hilarious stuff on ganggreenforum

    these fools think theyre super bowl contenders!
     
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    Yes...the old gives way to the new...look at the precious faces of disappointment on those young lads, knowing their future is that hulking mess of green protoplasm bellowing like a drunk manatee behind them...

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    As we bid farewell to a season of suckage, and prepare to embrace another — and with apologies to Pete Seeger, the Byrds and The Book of Ecclesiastes ...

    To everything (suck, suck, suck)
    There is a season (suck, suck, suck)

    And a time to every suckage, under heaven
    To every JetFan (suck, suck, suck)

    A time to play, a time to suck
    A time to root, a time to suck

    A time to fail, a time to suck
    A time to buttfumble, a time to suck

    To everything (suck, suck suck)
    There is a season (suck, suck, suck)

    And a time to every suckage, under heaven
    A time to play, a time to suck
    A time to root, a time to suck

    A time to fail, a time to suck
    A time for suck, I swear it's not too late.
     
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    The end of the Rex Era is here. I doubt that the Jets will ever suck in the same way that they have the last 6 years. They'll come up with plenty of suck I'm sure, but it will be a different kind.

    It's exciting to think of what might happen next year. Maybe they won't be able to find 53 players that will want to play there, even if they pay Revis enough to come back.
     
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    thenepatsrule In the Starting Line-Up

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    Its time for this thread to go take its place in Canton. Good bye my friend, You gave us lots of joy and happiness.
     
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    This thread is just like a toilet: after a good dump it's time to flush and start all over next time with a clean bowl. Just like Doug Baldwin, we're all squeezed out right now, but we'll be back to dump all over the Jets yet again all 2015 season long. As the old saying goes, it's sure as sh*t gonna happen!
     
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    IN before the thread is closed!!!
     
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