Content Post The 2013 season: The Jets suck (as usual)

[Joker]

Vinnie Sansbraincellsio from Wehauken writes in to ask "hey youse guys out dere...if the Jets wore mukluks would dey still suck?...Og Og Og!!!"...

well Vinnie...the short answer of course is a resounding YES...

we now return you to the reruns of Morons Over Meadowlands Swamp..

 

[Joker]

yeah..it's the dog days of summer....

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Lo and behold, I discovered yesterday that Comcast cable here in Mass. includes a station that airs the weekly "Jets Nation" half-hour news show. It's hosted by Adam Schein, ex-Green Beans WR Chansi Stuckey and some other jamoke, all seated in a windowed street-level studio with pedestrians and traffic moving by. They try to put a positive spin on everything, but even then it appears they're bracing for a lousy season.

They think the Jersey defensive line will be a force, the corners will be good even without Revis, but admit they have nobody at safety. The defense, Schein says, will be "boom or bust." Stuckey says the West Coast offense being installed by new OC Marty M. will require Li'l Marky to get rid of the ball faster, which has been a big problem for him the last couple years, etc., etc.

Schein has a kind of wry, sarcastic edge which fits the subject matter. The show should be good for a few larfs as the season progresses.

I can't find the video of it, but I'm guessing this is the show that, back in 2008, claimed that by getting Vernon Gholston, the JEST had pulled a fast one on the Patriots. :singing:

 

[Deus Irae]

The New York Jets and the wide receiver have agreed to a one-year deal, making this his third go-round with the Jets.

Braylon Edwards re-signs with Jets

 

[Tunescribe]

yeah..it's the dog days of summer....

THAT is animal abuse!!! No wonder the poor dog looks so depressed. Someone needs to call the SPCA and PETA.

 

[tonyto3690]

Braylon Edwards re-signs with Jets

It's a solid signing, depending on how much they give. He knows what they want to do and could maybe dig deep and get one good season out of him.

But really he's done at this point. Would rather have an UDFA with some upside, youth, and fresh legs.

 

[BTTA]

THAT is animal abuse!!! No wonder the poor dog looks so depressed. Someone needs to call the SPCA and PETA.

SPCA, yes. PETA, no. They don't believe that animals should be domesticated, and generally are against people having pets.

Nathan J. Winograd: Shocking Photos: PETA's Secret Slaughter of Kittens, Puppies

 

[Tunescribe]

SPCA, yes. PETA, no. They don't believe that animals should be domesticated, and generally are against people having pets.

Nathan J. Winograd: Shocking Photos: PETA's Secret Slaughter of Kittens, Puppies

All I know is that the "E" in PETA stands for "ethical," and what that Green Beans fan did to his poor pooch was anything but.

I won't click on that link, by the way. Can't deal with animal cruelty.

 

[neuronet]

SPCA, yes. PETA, no. They don't believe that animals should be domesticated, and generally are against people having pets.

Nathan J. Winograd: Shocking Photos: PETA's Secret Slaughter of Kittens, Puppies

Not the right place for this comment. For God's sake, are you tone deaf?

 

[BTTA]

Not the right place for this comment. For God's sake, are you tone deaf?

On this issue, I might be, yes. Too close to home, having had PETA persecute people I love including my wife who is a high profile public official and has done more for animal protection and welfare than anyone in their organization.

But I'll take your comment to heart.

 

[BTTA]

Brandon Moore is no more.

Jets? Brandon Moore, Whose Butt Caused Mark Sanchez to Fumble, Retiring From NFL | Daily Blend | NESN.com

 

[Uncle Rico]

Brandon Moore is no more.

Jets? Brandon Moore, Whose Butt Caused Mark Sanchez to Fumble, Retiring From NFL | Daily Blend | NESN.com

I'm pretty sure that, when he was starting out, that's not the headline he imagined would be written when he retired. Collateral damage.

 

[Salva135]

It's a solid signing, depending on how much they give. He knows what they want to do and could maybe dig deep and get one good season out of him.

But really he's done at this point. Would rather have an UDFA with some upside, youth, and fresh legs.

Jets fans have been jerking off to his Dougie dance over McCourty for almost 3 years now. It's a top-5 franchise moment for them. Sadly, McCourty is involved in another one of them. Braylon really did own him. Good thing knee-less Braylon sucks now, and McCourty will get his revenge with a pick!

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Awww . . . poor JEST still don't have their first-rounder signed. . . . :singing:

Somebody needs to re-do Pink's song "Just Give Me a Reason" for the JEST. Of course, it should be called "Just End the Season."

 

[Joker]

or "Give Me The Gaspipe"...

 

[goheels22002]

Somebody needs to re-do Pink's song "Just Give Me a Reason" for the JEST."

Or, if Sanchez is taking off on a keeper, "Just Give Me A Rectum."

 

[Rob0729]

A view into the mind of a Jets' fan:

There is no bigger crime in sports than having the outcome of games being influenced by an uneven playing field. Cheating to the degree the Pats did, as long as they did, putting league championships in question is much worse than a player being a murderer.

The Pats can talk about AH. They're not on trial. Unless they have something to worry about.

Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - Pats fans can no longer tease Jets fans.....

Apparently he is ok with Hernandez killing Odin Lloyd as long as Hernandez didn't purposely throw the Super Bowl vs. the Giants.

 

[NJPatsfan26]

A view into the mind of a Jets' fan:



Jets Insider.com Forums - View Single Post - Pats fans can no longer tease Jets fans.....

Apparently he is ok with Hernandez killing Odin Lloyd as long as Hernandez didn't purposely throw the Super Bowl vs. the Giants.

Well come on, any Jest fan would "kill" for a Super Bowl championship.

Guessing they have come to terms with it. :bricks::bricks:

 

[Brady_to_Moss]

Accoring to JI...we cant make fun of them anymore because one of our players killed someone...going to miss making fun of the jets...

 

[NJPatsfan26]

Accoring to JI...we cant make fun of them anymore because one of our players killed someone...going to miss making fun of the jets...

wait, haven't the jets been killing off souls of their fans for over 40 years now?