First a shout out to KontradictioN for coming up with the name 'Tannenbomb'. It inspired me to take it just a step further and compose a tribute to the Rats gr8 talent collector, Mike Tannenbaum.
It is sung to the tune of "Cherrybomb" by Joan Jett.
Anyway here is my tribute:
“Woody says “We suck!†now let’s retool
We need to scout at all the top football schools
There’s a gr8 DE from Ohio State
I really want to draft him I just can’t waitâ€
â€Hello Vernon, come on downâ€
My next T-t-t-t-t-t- TannenBOMB
Sucks that you won’t cause the Pats any harm
Your my T-t-t-t-t-t- TannenBOMB
Pats have Tom Brady well we need one too
USC has someone who looks like he’ll do
I’ll give up what I have to to trade up that high
Rex the Pats are finished I just got our guy!â€
C’mon Sanchize you made the cut
Your my T-t-t-t-t-t- TannenBOMB
Please say you didn’t just run into Brandon’s butt!!
Another T-t-t-t-t-t- TannenBOMB
Time to pick it up and kick the Patsies @ss
I’m gonna pick Kyle Wilson and that guy Ducasse
With just a bit moar time they’ll make it on that field
Oh yeah we’re gonna make those Patsies yield
Welcome Vlady, welcome Kyle
The next T-t-t-t-t-t- TannenBOMBs
I guess we’re not competing for quite a while
With my T-t-t-t-t-t- TannenBOMBs
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