The 2014 Edition : Jets continue to suck (what else is new)

[Rob0729]

I have always enjoyed reading opposing viewpoints... but being forced to read Hitman Harris was like visiting an insane asylum and having an inmate constantly come up to you and lick your face after he's eaten his own feces.

At some point, you just stop visiting.

LOL! I have to say there are few posters I would ever be afraid of meeting in public and he would be one of them. I just think the guy may be mentally unstable. Hell, if I was a Jets fan, I would still wouldn't get within 500 yards of the guy.

 

[Patriot Missile]

Does that stuff float?

No, but the whole organization does.

And if you've been a fan long enough.

Via Caddyshack 1980.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

Jet's players are desperate for female companionship.
"They're using the dating app Tinder giving no indication that they play football on their profiles."

Hiding the unpleasant fact that you're a JET is actually quite understandable.

Why Jets Players Are Looking for Love on Tinder -- New York Jets Players Are Turning to Online Dating—And Concealing Their Profession -- WSJ

 

[ctpatsfan77]

Jet's players are desperate for female companionship.
"They're using the dating app Tinder giving no indication that they play football on their profiles."

Hiding the unpleasant fact that you're a JET is actually quite understandable.

Why Jets Players Are Looking for Love on Tinder -- New York Jets Players Are Turning to Online Dating—And Concealing Their Profession -- WSJ

They might have better success with the [URL='https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB0QtwIwAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fscreen.yahoo.com%2Fweekend-olya-povlatsky-082406954.html&ei=7C7tU6e_Nuq78gGTsoDwCQ&usg=AFQjCNHI9S-OvYjezlC9JlI_soC7bY6KZg&bvm=bv.72938740,d.b2U']dating app Timber. [/url]

 

[Uncle Rico]

The Jets Took Fireman Ed Out To Lunch And Tried To Woo Him Back | Deadspin

Jets superfan Fireman Ed retired from the superfan game a few years ago, so now he's just Fireman Ed. Actually, he's retired from firefighting, too, so he's just Ed Anzalone. Anyway, the New York Jets are so desperate for that superfan-led J-E-T-S chant that they tried to wine and dine Ed back into being Fireman Ed. A professional sports organization took a fan out to lunch, asked him to be a superfan, and he shot them down.​

 

[Tunescribe]

The Jets Took Fireman Ed Out To Lunch And Tried To Woo Him Back | Deadspin

This team sucks at literally everything.

Here's a great quote from the comments section: Given the state of the Jets' franchise, the logical choice is Proctologist Dave.

 

[Joker]

I have always enjoyed reading opposing viewpoints and used to visit JetsInsider -but being forced to read Hitman Harris was like visiting an insane asylum and having an inmate constantly come up to you and lick your face after he's eaten his own feces.

At some point, you just stop visiting.

You should log on with this handle ...Colostomy Bag Jet

his head will explode.

 

[PatsWickedPissah]

The Jets Took Fireman Ed Out To Lunch And Tried To Woo Him Back | Deadspin

Jets superfan Fireman Ed retired from the superfan game a few years ago, so now he's just Fireman Ed. Actually, he's retired from firefighting, too, so he's just Ed Anzalone. Anyway, the New York Jets are so desperate for that superfan-led J-E-T-S chant that they tried to wine and dine Ed back into being Fireman Ed. A professional sports organization took a fan out to lunch, asked him to be a superfan, and he shot them down.​

Thanks. I contributed to the comments.
Just
End
The
Season
SOJ!

 

[shmessy]

The Jets Took Fireman Ed Out To Lunch And Tried To Woo Him Back | Deadspin

Jets superfan Fireman Ed retired from the superfan game a few years ago, so now he's just Fireman Ed. Actually, he's retired from firefighting, too, so he's just Ed Anzalone. Anyway, the New York Jets are so desperate for that superfan-led J-E-T-S chant that they tried to wine and dine Ed back into being Fireman Ed. A professional sports organization took a fan out to lunch, asked him to be a superfan, and he shot them down.​

(On knees, hands clasped, looking heavenward)

"Dear Lord, I am simply not worthy of all the joy and laughter you have bestowed upon me and all of Patriot Nation these past few years. From the bottom of my heart, thank you not only for Bob Kraft, Bill Belichick and Thomas Edward Brady, but for the greatest buttfumbling, toelicking, mascot rejected, clustermuck of a foil any fan could ever dream of.

Yours in perpetual debt of this bounty,

Shmessy"

(BTW, I just made this my new signature - - took 10 years, but it was time).

 

[chasa]

"fireman" ed will be back as soon as the jets get a qb that can win. Fireman Ed is the king of whatever the jets call their pink hat fans.

 

[PATS16N0]

I hope he makes his grand return the same night we blow them out in their own stadium.

 

[Rob0729]

For all of you who thought Jace Amaro was a bust before he was drafted, even more info that will make you happy the Jets drafted him:

The New York Post reports second-round TE Jace Amaro dropped passes in training camp "as if it was a job requirement."

We knew Amaro was struggling badly with drops, but this really puts it into perspective. The leap from Texas Tech's simple spread offense to OC Marty Mornhinweg's West Coast scheme has proven daunting for Amaro. Between Amaro and Stephen Hill, who reportedly makes a highlight reel catch and follows it up with three drops, botched passes are going to be plentiful in Jets games. Aug 15 - 9:24 AM

Jace Amaro - New York Jets - Rotoworld

He's a Jet right? Of course dropping passes is a job requirement. Have you ever watched Stephen Hill play?

 

[shmessy]

For all of you who thought Jace Amaro was a bust before he was drafted, even more info that will make you happy the Jets drafted him:



Jace Amaro - New York Jets - Rotoworld

He's a Jet right? Of course dropping passes is a job requirement. Have you ever watched Stephen Hill play?

Maybe he should watch some Mike Ditka tapes.

 

[PATS16N0]

I love that autumn is almost here. That cool crisp air, perfect sleeping weather, the change in the trees, and the epic Lord of the Flies meltdown at Jetsinsider after a crashing rendezvous with the regular season realities that tarnish their annual August Lombardi.

Nothing like a nice cup of coffee on a nice autumn morning

 

[patsinthesnow]

Dalton is 8/8 144 yards 1 TD so far in the first quarter vs. the Jets secondary.

Brady should have fun in two games vs. that joke of a secondary this year.

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[Rob0729]

Watching the game on the redzone channel. Rex Ryan might as well go with six d-linemen and five linebackers as his formation. His defensive backfield is playing like there are no DBs on the field anyway. I can cover better than Kyle Wilson.

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[IcyPatriot]

 

[IcyPatriot]