Zolak Report on "Big News" [Ron Howard voice: There was no news]

[maust]

I actually had the same experience I'll never forget it. 2nd grade sitting behind the chick I had a crush on. Asked to go to the bathroom, teacher wouldn't let me. I was too young to stand up for myself and just leave.

Since we're killing time... Geese are fairly well known for crapping whenever, wherever it suits them. Seems like you were a fairly meek gosling. At what age did the defiance kick in?

 

[mgcolby]

Curran is reporting the price is dropping for Hopkins. Could be some smoke out there. Don't get all the Zo hate. I enjoy listening to him.

 

[Keyser Söze]

He’s looking like a dumbass for making such a bold claim…show has started and nothing.

 

[Steve102]

Since we're killing time... Geese are fairly well known for crapping whenever, wherever it suits them. Seems like you were a fairly meek gosling. At what age did the defiance kick in?

Our high school football field is over run with geese. They do indeed chit everywhere.

 

[Username]

Curran is reporting the price is dropping for Hopkins. Could be some smoke out there. Don't get all the Zo hate. I enjoy listening to him.

I don't mind him but he can't just go and make definitive statements like that, and then nothing.

That's treating your listeners, and the Patriots fanbase at large, with complete disdain.

 

[Steve102]

Curran is reporting the price is dropping for Hopkins. Could be some smoke out there. Don't get all the Zo hate. I enjoy listening to him.

Did you suffer thru the the Regina song? I had to resist closing the window and just waiting for the news to drop organically.

 

[Love The Drake]

I actually had the same experience I'll never forget it. 2nd grade sitting behind the chick I had a crush on. Asked to go to the bathroom, teacher wouldn't let me. I was too young to stand up for myself and just leave. **** myself right there and sat in it a couple hours til someone found out it was me. Surprisingly didn't get a whooping from my mom for that, she was actually upset with the teacher for once

Sounds identical accept everyone knew right away I exploded I basically begged the teacher to go the bathroom.

I had to walk around all day with a bag of my dirty clothes even on the bus.

 

[Steve102]

I can't listen anymore. Too much crap. Regina song... then the cars for kids ad... I'm out. I tried. Y'all will have to post it when and if he breaks it.

 

[State]

Sounds identical accept everyone knew right away I exploded I basically begged the teacher to go the bathroom.

I had to walk around all day with a bag of my dirty clothes even on the bus.

This is where character comes from.

I wouldn’t be the man I am today without my world class acne problem as a youngster. I stopped shaving the pick-marked face. Looks like an intergalactic pin cushion.

 

[JMC00]

Curran is reporting the price is dropping for Hopkins. Could be some smoke out there. Don't get all the Zo hate. I enjoy listening to him.

Curran wasn't really reporting that. That was reported by someone else, Curran's thing is just him saying he's coming around the idea of a Hopkins-to-Patriots trade because the pick compensation would be closer to what was given for Brandin Cooks. Thing is in the same report of the price dropping for Hopkins it was said Patriots aren't considering Hopkins at this point.

 

[Tunescribe]

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Zolak claims that there's "big news" breaking tomorrow.. What's your take on this and any predictions? Jeudy,Dhop, or smoke?

 

[mgcolby]

Did you suffer thru the the Regina song? I had to resist closing the window and just waiting for the news to drop organically.

I did not. I don't get to listen everyday.

 

[Love The Drake]

No news is super disappointing.

 

[Steve102]

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I feel like I wasted 20 min of my life waiting for them. Ugh. I am irritated with myself for believing in his BS.

 

[A Defiant Goose]

Since we're killing time... Geese are fairly well known for crapping whenever, wherever it suits them. Seems like you were a fairly meek gosling. At what age did the defiance kick in?

Had to be in high school when I went into ROTC and the try-hard seniors and juniors wanted to play pretend drill sergeant

 

[BradytoMosstoGronk]

No news is super disappointing.

You had your hopes up?

 

[50-yard-line]

This is the kind of thing that will actually hurt the ratings of a radio show. You get the sugar high ratings, I guess, when you make such a bold pronouncement...but fall on your face and...
I remember when a reporter named Leopold claimed Karl Rove would be perp-walked. Pretty much ended his career.

You just can't do this with listeners/readers.

 

[maust]

Had to be in high school when I went into ROTC and the try-hard seniors and juniors wanted to play pretend drill sergeant

Appreciate the response but NGL, I was hoping for something a bit more entertaining.

 

[Steve102]

This is the kind of thing that will actually hurt the ratings of a radio show. You get the sugar high ratings, I guess, when you make such a bold pronouncement...but fall on your face and...
I remember when a reporter named Leopold claimed Karl Rove would be perp-walked. Pretty much ended his career.

You just can't do this with listeners/readers.

It's too bad, I like Zo. I have sworn off sports radio and all their BS. If he was on something and then broke it as scheduled, I could have been won back. Not now though. Just another nail in the coffin.

 

[Username]

This is the kind of thing that will actually hurt the ratings of a radio show. You get the sugar high ratings, I guess, when you make such a bold pronouncement...but fall on your face and...
I remember when a reporter named Leopold claimed Karl Rove would be perp-walked. Pretty much ended his career.

You just can't do this with listeners/readers.

Yeah, you can't disrespect a fanbase like that and just move on.