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I'm so happy for youGood news everyone I went to Market Basket the other day and survived a giant urge to **** my pants. I'm talking like halfway thru the trip I was shaking and clenching. It was the runs too (thanks Buffalo Wild Wings wild sauce). You know how when you gotta poop, the more you move the easier it is to keep in? Well I survived a 5 minute check out line. Just sitting there shaking, clenching my cheeks, sweating thinking I'm just gonna **** myself and never come back to this store again. I said God, I am sorry I missed Mass please don't let this be my penance.
So anyways I made it home and caught every green light on the way (thank you heavenly Father), ran in, and just blasted out my ass so hard that the wild sauce didn't even have time to singe me. I gotta say after that I've never felt so alive. Maybe one day I'll take a laxative and see how long I can make it through a Target run just to catch that high again.
That gives me nightmares about second grade.Good news everyone I went to Market Basket the other day and survived a giant urge to **** my pants. I'm talking like halfway thru the trip I was shaking and clenching. It was the runs too (thanks Buffalo Wild Wings wild sauce). You know how when you gotta poop, the more you move the easier it is to keep in? Well I survived a 5 minute check out line. Just sitting there shaking, clenching my cheeks, sweating thinking I'm just gonna **** myself and never come back to this store again. I said God, I am sorry I missed Mass please don't let this be my penance.
So anyways I made it home and caught every green light on the way (thank you heavenly Father), ran in, and just blasted out my ass so hard that the wild sauce didn't even have time to singe me. I gotta say after that I've never felt so alive. Maybe one day I'll take a laxative and see how long I can make it through a Target run just to catch that high again.
Good news everyone I went to Market Basket the other day and survived a giant urge to **** my pants. I'm talking like halfway thru the trip I was shaking and clenching. It was the runs too (thanks Buffalo Wild Wings wild sauce). You know how when you gotta poop, the more you move the easier it is to keep in? Well I survived a 5 minute check out line. Just sitting there shaking, clenching my cheeks, sweating thinking I'm just gonna **** myself and never come back to this store again. I said God, I am sorry I missed Mass please don't let this be my penance.
So anyways I made it home and caught every green light on the way (thank you heavenly Father), ran in, and just blasted out my ass so hard that the wild sauce didn't even have time to singe me. I gotta say after that I've never felt so alive. Maybe one day I'll take a laxative and see how long I can make it through a Target run just to catch that high again.
That gives me nightmares about second grade.
Windbreaker pants
Stomach bug
Kelly’s desk
Middle of a test
Huge mess
Clothes from
Lost and found
Walking around with my pants in a sea thru bag all day
You know how many fights I had to win to get street cred after that.
People didn’t completely forget til middle school.
Principal had to come in the classroom and tell kids not to pick on me cause I was sick.
I actually had the same experience I'll never forget it. 2nd grade sitting behind the chick I had a crush on. Asked to go to the bathroom, teacher wouldn't let me. I was too young to stand up for myself and just leave. **** myself right there and sat in it a couple hours til someone found out it was me. Surprisingly didn't get a whooping from my mom for that, she was actually upset with the teacher for onceThat gives me nightmares about second grade.
Windbreaker pants
Stomach bug
Kelly’s desk
Middle of a test
Huge mess
Clothes from
Lost and found
Walking around with my pants in a sea thru bag all day
You know how many fights I had to win to get street cred after that.
People didn’t completely forget til middle school.
Principal had to come in the classroom and tell kids not to pick on me cause I was sick.
Pics or it didn’t happenGood news everyone I went to Market Basket the other day and survived a giant urge to **** my pants. I'm talking like halfway thru the trip I was shaking and clenching. It was the runs too (thanks Buffalo Wild Wings wild sauce). You know how when you gotta poop, the more you move the easier it is to keep in? Well I survived a 5 minute check out line. Just sitting there shaking, clenching my cheeks, sweating thinking I'm just gonna **** myself and never come back to this store again. I said God, I am sorry I missed Mass please don't let this be my penance.
So anyways I made it home and caught every green light on the way (thank you heavenly Father), ran in, and just blasted out my ass so hard that the wild sauce didn't even have time to singe me. I gotta say after that I've never felt so alive. Maybe one day I'll take a laxative and see how long I can make it through a Target run just to catch that high again.
Just waiting for Dingleberry to chime in lolWell this thread went to chit.
They are speculating something about Kyle Van Noy. If that's it, I will never post anything Zo says again.
I dunno, but listening for the last ten minutes of the Regina song has my ears bleeding. I am reminded why I don't listen to sports radio anymore.I thought he had retired