PATS16N0
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Let's just recap the Superbowl favorites from the previous 4 seasons.
These are the teams the massive Borg hive-mind of sports-media collectively declared the future Superbowl champions as if it was obvious or something.
2014 - The Broncos because they signed Ware and TJ ****ing Ward. WTF? Remember the "arms race?" The Broncos might as well have been handed the Lombardi in August for some inexplicable reason known only in the offices of ESPN and the NFL Network.
Fast forward to real football and the Broncos get trounced by the soft ass Colts in their own stadium. Most pathetic football performance I've ever seen. Later that week, their star WR tells the media the Denver locker room was "scared to go to Foxborough."
What a ****ing joke.
2013 - More Broncos. They lost to every playoff team during the regular season, were fortunate enough to cruise passed injury ravaged teams in the postseason, and then went on to embarrass the sport of football before a world wide audience, inspiring more LOL's on twitter than any event since the dawn of social media.
2012 - The Texans, the Texans. We couldn't stop hearing about the ascending Houston Texans. All offseason and all season it was the Texans, Texans, Texans for the AFC.
Patriots throttled them so bad they still haven't recovered. It was such a vicious primetime beating the entire franchise went on a two-season downward spiral. And you wonder why they hate us?
2011 - The Eagles Dream Team. Oh, wow, you better watch yourself.
Won 2 ****ing games.
Now it's the Colts who don't know how to perform the most basic facet of football-- the tackle.
With a **** coach, a soft team, and a QB who throws 4 picks a playoff game, what could possibly stop this juggernaut.
45-7.
I honestly don't know if the world of sports-media is legitimately stupid, or if it's a marketing strategy to maximize interest in the league across all markets, since the truth (only Baltimore and New England matter in the AFC) isn't as sexy when it's repeated season after season after season.
These are the teams the massive Borg hive-mind of sports-media collectively declared the future Superbowl champions as if it was obvious or something.
2014 - The Broncos because they signed Ware and TJ ****ing Ward. WTF? Remember the "arms race?" The Broncos might as well have been handed the Lombardi in August for some inexplicable reason known only in the offices of ESPN and the NFL Network.
Fast forward to real football and the Broncos get trounced by the soft ass Colts in their own stadium. Most pathetic football performance I've ever seen. Later that week, their star WR tells the media the Denver locker room was "scared to go to Foxborough."
What a ****ing joke.
2013 - More Broncos. They lost to every playoff team during the regular season, were fortunate enough to cruise passed injury ravaged teams in the postseason, and then went on to embarrass the sport of football before a world wide audience, inspiring more LOL's on twitter than any event since the dawn of social media.
2012 - The Texans, the Texans. We couldn't stop hearing about the ascending Houston Texans. All offseason and all season it was the Texans, Texans, Texans for the AFC.
Patriots throttled them so bad they still haven't recovered. It was such a vicious primetime beating the entire franchise went on a two-season downward spiral. And you wonder why they hate us?
2011 - The Eagles Dream Team. Oh, wow, you better watch yourself.
Won 2 ****ing games.
Now it's the Colts who don't know how to perform the most basic facet of football-- the tackle.
With a **** coach, a soft team, and a QB who throws 4 picks a playoff game, what could possibly stop this juggernaut.
45-7.
I honestly don't know if the world of sports-media is legitimately stupid, or if it's a marketing strategy to maximize interest in the league across all markets, since the truth (only Baltimore and New England matter in the AFC) isn't as sexy when it's repeated season after season after season.