What fantastic PatsFans.com threads today!

[PatsDeb]

You forgot LETS MAKE A DEAL for a do-nothing WR who shot his way out of town three years ago! Seriously, I laughed out loud when I read your post. Thanks for the smile!!

 

[PatsDeb]

Hmmm somthing strange going on. The board was down for a bit and now my post is higher than those which came before it. Let's start another thread!!

 

[Snarf]

1. Wilhite's house invaded and he pulled his groin running to the store to use the pay phone! On review, there was no invasion, but he still pulled his groin running to the corner store. Hah. (MADE OF GLASS! MADE OF GLASS! LIKE PENNINGTON! AND MARONEY! AND CHAD JACKSON SUCKS! AND SO DOES GALLOWAY RIGHT NOW, BUT LET'S CLOSE OUR EYES AND WISH AWAY HIS PROBLEMS).

2. Bruschi mysteriously missing. Where did he go?! Was he abducted? Eating dinner with BB? Spying for the CIA?

3. Seau TRAMPLED by a bull while pretending to be a clown!

4. Brady's TOO STRONG FOR HIS OWN GOOD! His rippling MUSCLES are the cause of his problems!

5. Welker SHUT DOWN. Like an airport in winter? Like a computer? Curious minds want to know!

6. Seymour says he pulled someone's hair on purpose in a game. WTF.


Sure as hell beats the usual "LAMEASS REPORTER DISRESPECTS PATS" threads.

 

[Gwedd]

Yeah, but apparently Maroney, and now Wilhite, are both made of glass....

 

[Snarf]

If you manage to pull your groin running down the street, then you aren't made of glass... you're made of PAPER.

 

[Gwedd]

If you manage to pull your groin running down the street, then you aren't made of glass... you're made of PAPER.

Heh. Stretch Armstrong he ain't.....

 

[Jackson 2]

If you manage to pull your groin running down the street, then you aren't made of glass... you're made of PAPER.

Heh, heh...depends on who's chasing you and what your chasers are carrying. My guess is that if 2 guys you think are ready to do you harm and might be packing heat are chasing you, even if you're made of steel, you're not pulling your groin, you're ripping it...

 

[Ian]

1. Wilhite's house invaded and he pulled his groin running to the store to use the pay phone! On review, there was no invasion, but he still pulled his groin running to the corner store. Hah. (MADE OF GLASS! MADE OF GLASS! LIKE PENNINGTON! AND MARONEY! AND CHAD JACKSON SUCKS! AND SO DOES GALLOWAY RIGHT NOW, BUT LET'S CLOSE OUR EYES AND WISH AWAY HIS PROBLEMS).

2. Bruschi mysteriously missing. Where did he go?! Was he abducted? Eating dinner with BB? Spying for the CIA?

3. Seau TRAMPLED by a bull while pretending to be a clown!

4. Brady's TOO STRONG FOR HIS OWN GOOD! His rippling MUSCLES are the cause of his problems!

5. Welker SHUT DOWN. Like an airport in winter? Like a computer? Curious minds want to know!

6. Seymour says he pulled someone's hair on purpose in a game. WTF.


Sure as hell beats the usual "LAMEASS REPORTER DISRESPECTS PATS" threads.

It's Tuesday man - not exactly a big news day so it's to be expected. Thank God they won though...can you imagine the threads if they lost?

 

[PatsFanInVa]

And that's when we win. It gets downright silly when we lose.